Ladies of Twitter: Cocktail Hour — Episode 11- “Gold Rush with Luciana and Grace”

As the episode begins, we see shots of Tyler making her way to the stage, followed by Grace and Luciana. We see the Ladies greet Tyler and take their seats on the stage as the episode begins…

Tyler: Welcome to Cocktail Hour, your place for all the scoop on season 13 of Ladies of Twitter. Tonight, I’m joined by Grace and Luciana to discuss the last three episodes of the season

Grace: Hey Tyler! I brought Knuckle, my rambunctious pooch! She’s 18!

Tyler: That’s a precious name! 18 geez, I can’t even do that math. Eighteen times seven… *laughs*

Luciana: Thank you for having us! But hold on…can we have production zoom in on this thing!? Is this a dead dog?!

Grace: Stop! She’s doing great

Luciana: Even you look much younger, Gracie!

Tyler: So Ladies, you had the reunion and now it’s aired, how did you both feel after the taping?

Grace: I think it went… well!

Luciana: Tyler, you know when you have a big pimple and it keeps building up and building up then one day it bursts and all the puss flies out?! That’s how I feel.

Grace: I apologized for my wrongs, I feel like I’m good. It’s up to the others now to either accept and move on or now

Tyler: Luciana, you certainly had big releases on this week’s episodes. *laughs* Lots of zits

Luciana: One big one, that’s for sure!

Grace: I’ll give you my dermatologists number *laughs*

Tyler: Grace, do you feel that you were open when it came to conversation with Kathy at the reunion? We saw fireworks during part 1

Grace: I was open. I think it’s been a tough situation. My daughter dealt with a lot of the repercussions of the IRS issue, which ultimately has ruined our family. Although that doesn’t make the reunion, I think it’s a big issue for me and why I can’t really accept anything from her right now.

Tyler: Luciana, I was shocked by your argument with Amal. Can you further explain what happened there?

Luciana: Of course. You know originally I thought Amal was annoying as fuck. Then we become sole sisters. She had my back more than Gracie even. But then when I went to rehab something weird happened. All the ladies reached out. Even miss rose. Everyone except Amal…

Grace: I had your back plenty this season, Luciana. I think the issue between you two is very fixable. A miscommunication, Tyler.

Luciana: FIXABLE!?

Grace: Absolutely. You both love each other!

Luciana: She claimed she texted me!? No! Nada! I’m DONZO! In Italy that’s what we say when we are done with someone! DONZO! I’m giving her the evil eye.

Grace: Okay, okay, well we will see.

Tyler: On that note. *claps hands* Oh Mickey

Just then, a shirtless bartender walks out carrying a tray of drinks…

Luciana; Oh Mickey you’re so fine!

Grace: Yummy! Thank you so much!

Tyler: Mickey is tonight’s shirtless bartender, mixing up drinks for us. Tonight, he’s made the Gold Rush, it’s a bourbon drink with orange juice and apple soda with edible gold on the rim. We have cocktails and mocktails available at your choice, Luciana.

Luciana: Ohh a mocktail…how…exciting.

Grace: Yes, yes.

Tyler: Well, I was unsure which you would want.

Grace: Mocktail! Please serve

Luciana: Yes! I’m a sober silly dilly these days!

Tyler: Luciana, you said all the Ladies reached out other than Amal. Grace, have you talked to any of the women since the reunion?

Grace: Yes, Luciana and Amal, and I tweeted Kathy. I’m letting it all breathe, Tyler, I need a break too *laughs and finishes drink* Another please!

Tyler: On that note, It’s game time. First up tonight, we’ll be playing a favorite of mine, Hot Seat. You’ll each be asked a burning question about the group or season, and you’ll have to answer honestly

Grace: Sure, we love that

Tyler: Let’s see who’s up first. Luciana, after knowing these Ladies for half a year or longer now, which cast member do you understand the least?

Luciana: I would have to say Rose. Only because she hung around me the least and accused me of MURDER, at least a dozen times. Gracie, a dozen is 12.

Grace: Yeah that’s crazy to me. Like to say that about someone? Who does that?

Tyler: Next up, we have Grace. Grace, can you say three nice things about Kathy Irvine?

Grace: Oh gosh…I like her new teeth? Luci showed me the old ones and they were interesting. I got mine done a few years back. Fabulous!

Tyler: Okay, there’s one.

Grace: I’d say she has a good wig person, her hair looks nice

Luciana: Her hair is real!!

Grace: And then I’d say she loves very hard. If you’re in the circle she loves hard and does whatever she wants! How’s that?

Tyler: Well, it’s three! *chuckles* The last one was very nice.

Grace: *shrugs* I’m not as evil as they make me out to be Tyler!

Tyler: Next up, Luciana, which cast member that Maria met has she liked least?

Luciana: Well that’s a hard one. I think it was Elle at first, but behind the scenes she’s said something about someone else… *cringes*

Tyler: Spill the mock tail, Luci!

Luciana: KATH!!!

Tyler: Oh my. Next up, Grace, if you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you rather bring Kathy or Rose?

Grace: Kathy. We could argue to keep our sanity.

Tyler: And finally, who do you both hope you can pursue a relationship with now that season 13 is over?

Grace: Erm, I’ll say Elle. We have a history, and I’d like to sort that out and be good. I love her husband

Luciana: So I’ve actually been getting closer and closer with Elle. We both got everything out and I think I understand why she’s the way she is.

Grace: I hope I can do the same with her

Luciana: We’ll see darling

Tyler: Thanks for playing Hot Seat. Now let’s talk about that finale, Luciana, what’s your reaction to it? You’re going up to Elle’s friends specifically.

Luciana: Oh boy…listen hunny, I was in a very bad relationship… me and the sauce. The sauce loved me, and I loved the sauce. That night I had just ONE too many wine spritzers…and I was pissed Elle didn’t acknowledge me being there

Tyler: So you mean you didn’t just have the one?

Luciana: The one what?

Tyler: Wine spritzer

Luciana: Oh no hunny, around 2. What are you trying to say? Are you MOCKING me, while I drink this MOCKtail!? *laughs*

Tyler: No, never. Grace, what set you off in the finale?

Luciana: *kisses* I love keeping you on those toes.

Tyler: You seem to have a good conversation with Kathy and things still go left

Grace: I just had to have some time. You have to understand it all happened so quickly. I was dealing with it at all angles, and Kathy seems to just want to ruin me because I brought up a RUMOR.

Tyler: I think I know the feeling, darling. But your conversation with Kathy on screen was positive? You agreed to be cordial? In the finale I mean.

Grace: I know, and at the time I was okay, but inside Kathy hurt me so so much. I thought we’d get on so well, and yet here we are. The woman dug into my life like no one ever has. How no one finds that weird I don’t understand.

Tyler: I understand what you’re saying. I think it just gets more confusing when you also thank her for telling you about it

Grace: Well, it’s how I feel. I don’t get why I’m the one getting all the questions, and no one has asked her why

Tyler: *laughs* She’s actually gotten plenty of questions from me on her behavior. But she isn’t here right now. You are. Which would be why I’m asking you, not her.

Grace: I know. I hope she sees this and can understand where I’m coming from

Tyler: Luciana, what was your reaction to everything that happened at the reunion? We know you popped your zits, but generally

Luciana: Listen, I feel great I got rid of the bad and took in some good good. I’ve got new friends, I’ve outed people who I thought were my friends. I said my peace and I’m excited to see what the future has in store for me.

Grace: Your future is bright, baby! Bright!

Luciana: Thank you sweet cheeks.

Tyler: How are plans for your bar with Maria?

Luciana: My bar is coming along. Maria is going to run the place. Hopefully not run it into the ground. The decor is coming in next month from overseas!

Grace: I got them a great space.

Tyler: That’s wonderful. On that note, it’s game time. Now the two of you have known each other for years. So tonight, we’ll be quizzing you on how well you know your BFF in a game I call Remember When. You’ll take turns getting questions about each other’s lives and answer what you think is correct. The person who gets the most after three rounds wins. Sound good?

Luciana: Yes!!

Tyler: First up, Luciana, where was Grace’s first date with her ex-husband?

Luciana: I always thought a jail cell, but was it at Haciendas? The downtown Twitter premiere Mexican restaurant?

Grace: Yes! We were both poor!

Tyler: Next up, Grace, what was Luciana’s first job?

Grace: She was a waitress for the local gas station

Luciana: Yes! I came out on skates and delivered hot dawgs!!

Tyler: Wow, that’s an image!

Grace: I’ve seen pictures

Tyler: Grace, where did Luciana go to college

Grace: Hmmm, I didn’t think you went to college? Is this a trick question?

Luciana: Correct!!!

Tyler: Next up, Luciana, where was Grace’s bachelorette party?

Luciana: I know this one! I helped her plan it! This was at the high end bar in upper Twitter. “Yurtle The Turtle’s Bar and Eats”

Grace: *laughs* I went back there the other night! They have actual turtles, there Tyler it’s so cute

Luciana: Of course you did! You love those damn organic wings!

Tyler: Oh wow, turtles! Next up, Luciana, how old was Grace when she sold her first home?

Luciana: Oh god, I have NOOO clue, I’m going to guess 62?

Grace: No! I was 38 years old.

Luciana: AIRBALL!

Tyler: And finally, Grace, how many siblings does Luciana have?

Grace: Two. Maria and Mario!

Luciana: Oh god, not Mario. *laughs* That’s CORRECT!

Tyler: And that means Grace wins, Remember When with three points to Luciana’s two. Just a couple more questions. Who do you both feel you resolved the most with at the reunion?

Grace: I think for me I’d say myself

Luciana: For me, definitely Elle. I admitted the truth about the rumor that Grace told me. And Kath and I talked out our shit.

Tyler: And finally, are you both glad you did season thirteen?

Grace: Yes, I have my sister back. She makes it worth it

Luciana: One hundred percent. It was an organic season. Very raw and natural. I’m happy the world got to see Maria! Maybe they will meet my baby brother Mario next season.

Tyler: That’s great. Finally, it’s time for Tyler’s Moment of the Week. This week, it goes to all five Ladies of Twitter. This season has been such fun to watch and the drama was always insane but comical. Here’s a clip.

Footage plays of the women all arguing at the finale’s Glamour Party…

Tyler: I certainly loved watching this season and this cast

Luciana: The Olive Garden my ass!!! My place is good and authentic. They do have good breadsticks at the Olive Garden though.

Tyler: I’ll have to stop by before I leave for Malibu again! As we close, I’d like to thank my guests Grace and Luciana, as well as all my guests and friends for stopping by this season

Grace: Yes, I’m sure Luci would buy us dinner!

Luciana: *claps hands* And Ty, you better come to the grand opening of “Luci’s Exotic Fruit Bar”

Tyler: Me on TV? *laughs* Until next time, thanks for tuning in. I’m Tyler Newman, and on behalf of all of us here at Cocktail Hour and Ladies of Twitter, thanks for joining us for an incredible thirteenth season. Goodnight!

As the three continue to chat, the camera pans out as the episode comes to an end.