Ladies of Twitter: Cocktail Hour — Episode 6- “Pink Champagne Margaritas with Elle Stonewood”

Ladies of Twitter
6 min readJul 1, 2021

As the episode begins, we see Tyler making her way out onto the set and greeting the crew, before taking her place on the stage while her glam squad puts the finishing touches on her look. The camera then pans backstage, where we see Elle getting finishing touches on her look…

Elle: *adjusts hair in the mirror while holding her dog, Chanel* Does Chanel look good?

Nancy (Makeup Artist): Yes, I think Tyler will love Chanel.

Elle: Perfect!

Elle then makes her way out onto the stage to greet Tyler as the episode begins…

Elle: Hello Ms. Tyler Newman!

Tyler: Hello Mrs. Stonewood! It’s so lovely to meet you. *stands to greet Elle*

Elle: Or should I bow to you as the OG? *curtsies* It’s amazing to meet you as well! I’ve heard so much!

Tyler: *laughs* Tyler is fine! I’ve heard such wonderful things about you too!

Elle: Shall we sit?

Tyler: Yes, let’s! *sits down and turns to the cameras* Hi, I’m Tyler Newman and tonight, the lovely and pink Elle Stonewood has stopped by my lounge for a night of laughs and gossip! Welcome Elle!

Elle: Thank you so much for having me! But alas, you have one more guest to introduce! *raises Chanel* Say hi Chanel! *dog yips*

Tyler: And we are joined by…Chanel! *giggles* Is Chanel the true star of the show this season?

Elle: Unfortunately not, she was a gift from my husband after filming wrapped! But nonetheless she’s become the star in our house!

Tyler: Well isn’t that wonderful! Let’s set the mood! *claps hands* Oh Lex!

Just then, a shirtless bartender walks out onto the stage with a tray holding two beautiful, pink drinks to match Tyler and Elle…

Tyler: Lex is our shirtless bartender tonight, here to keep us drinking and spilling all the tea!

Elle: *jaw drops* If I wasn’t a married woman, Lex, you’d be my evening guest! *laughs*

Tyler: *laughs* Tonight, I’ve had Lex craft a signature drink just for us! This is the Pink Champagne Margarita, because I know you’re a pink girl. It has champagne, pink lemonade, tequila, triple sec, and fresh lime juice. *takes a drink from the tray*

Elle: *screams* Oh my gosh, I’ve never had a drink so LIKE ME? *takes a sip* Oh, it’s delicious.

Tyler: Let’s cheers to being fabulous! *raises glass to Elle* So let’s dive right in, what can viewers expect to see from your personal life this year?

Elle: Oh my goodness, well, me and my husband certainly undergo a lot of stuff. The start of the season was him not understanding my business and wanting me to stay at home more, as well as we were already in a bit of a rut prior to the show, so in a weird way, the show kind of saved my marriage? I don’t know if that’s how it’s supposed to work, but it worked out that way. *laughs and sips drink*

Tyler: That’s so fascinating! *laughs* I was actually seeing a therapist with my first husband in the first season of this show.

Elle: The best ladies have marital issues their initial seasons. *laughs*

Tyler: *laughs* I certainly think so. So, what made you decide to sign on to the show?

Elle: I actually didn’t really want to, then a friend of mine, Giovanna Kensington, said “It’ll be great promotion for Stonewood Analytics. You’ll get so many more clients!” So I saw it as a business opportunity and jumped on it, little did I know how dramatic it’d soon become.

Tyler: *laughs* It really sneaks up on you. Do you run your own business or do you work with your husband?

Elle: I run my own business, my husband, as you may know, is Chris Stonewood, surgeon to the stars. I basically started my company in my basement selling security software to friends and then it blew up, and now I have huge corporate offices. *awkwardly laughs*

Tyler: That’s fabulous! I do actually know your husband…I think he did a couple of the old Ladies’ noses. *giggles* Old Ladies? *looks at producers* I’m ready for the hate tweets. So Elle, do you have any children?

Elle: From what I’ve heard lots of the “Ladies” have seen him, and we have two kids, Jack & Lili. Lili just got first in her horseback riding competition so we’re super proud of her right now!!

Tyler: That’s amazing! And this platform is great for those kinds of memories. My older three grew up on the screens and my youngest was born while I was on the show.

Elle: Aww, that’s probably so amazing to watch back.

Tyler: Well…when the gossipy bitches aren’t out. *laughs* Elle Stonewood, it is GAME TIME! Tonight, we will be playing What’s The Tea. Here’s how it works, one by one, I’ll go through your costars and you will tell me your honest truth about them. Sound messy? *laughs*

Elle: Oh goodness, okay. *laughs*

Tyler: Elle, what’s the tea about your costar Amal Hadid?

Elle: Hmmmm, she’s an interesting person, amazing woman. Definitely one to watch out for though, she’ll hit you when you least expect it!

Tyler: What’s the tea about Rose Salzar?

Elle: She’s so sweet, and I think really misunderstood by people. I hope the show gives a lot more insight into her because she’s truly a sweetheart at the core.

Tyler: What’s the tea about Kathy Irvine?

Elle: Ooo, she’s a spitfire! Definitely not one to mess with, but we’re friends so I’m super happy to be on her good side. *laughs*

Tyler: *laughs* Those are the ones to keep close. What is the tea about Grace Whitworth?

Elle: *Chanel yips* Yeah, I agree with what Chanel said. *smirks*

Tyler: And finally, what is the tea on Luciana Donatella?

Elle: One word: AA.

Tyler: *hides face behind cue card as I laugh* Elle Stonewood, thanks for playing What’s the Tea! Elle, you seem very buttoned up, can viewers expect to see you get into the mix of drama?

Elle: I think they’ll be pleasantly surprised, it’s definitely a build up for sure, but once I get there it’s absolutely worth it. *sips*

Tyler: Are there any regrets in your behavior this year?

Elle: Once or twice, but I’ve made my amends with those people who I felt I’ve wronged. Definitely regret that napkin. *laughs*

Tyler: Not a fellow napkin thrower! Did they cast my long lost twin? *laughs*

Elle: *laughs* Possibly! We could be cousins! Oh wait, you already did that. *smirks and laughs*

Tyler: *laughs* So Elle, who do you think was the least well behaved during season 13?

Elle: Probably Luci, she’s a raging alcoholic so. *shrugs*

Tyler: An alcoholic? Is that discussed this season?

Elle: Hopefully by someone close to her, that girl needs help.

Tyler: Overall, how would you rate your experience in your first season?

Elle: Good I think, hopefully! I hope for good, I expect worse. *laughs nervously*

Tyler: *laughs* Finally, as we wrap up, how would you describe season 13 in one sentence?

Elle: Something you’ve never seen.

Tyler: Well I know I can’t wait! *turns to the camera* I want to thank Elle and Chanel for joining me tonight, you can catch them and the rest of the Ladies of Twitter in their new season airing tomorrow, July 2nd!

As the episode comes to an end, we see shots of Elle and Tyler continuing to chat and laugh as the screen fades out.

Next Thursday on Ladies of Twitter: Cocktail Hour, Tyler sits down with Elle and Rose to drink and dish about the first three episodes of season 13. Tyler’s friends Devyn and Billie stop by to join in on the fun.

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