S3 — E4: Chaotic Cocktail Party
Previous on Ladies of Twitter; We are introduced to yet another new face on the scene ex-daytime actress Billie Reed who is offered a part in one of Joshuaa’s upcoming shows. Tyler, Jac, Nina, and Stephanie all meet for lunch where we see Tyler and Jac hash out the issues lingering between the two. Nina hosts a wine night with Casey, Tyler, and Joshuaa as they discuss whats going on in their lives currently and they gossip about the new ladies in the group.
We hear an upbeat jingle as we see a white Maserati pull into the driveway of Stephanie’s ultra chic and modern home in the community of Twitter Hills. Billie is greeted by Stephanie at the door and welcomed with open arms as she walks into the home she is taken back by the beauty and open concept Stephanie herself designed with an architect. As the two wait for the other ladies to arrive they begin to chit chat and Billie let’s her know about the home she is building in Twitter Beach. Kylee and Jac arrive shortly ready to gossip about the ladies they have just met.
“I’m having all the new ladies over today for lunch. I’m so glad the kids are at camp this week. I hope today is the beginning of forging new friendships.”
“This shall be interesting sitting down with the other new ladies. Although last time I saw them Jac was drunker than a skunk, Kylee was yelling at Jac and Nina, and Steph was trying to be the peacekeeper. We will see if she can continue to keep peace her with these ladies.” *laughs*
“Today I’m going over to Stephanie’s with the other new ladies to properly meet each other and swap some gossip about this new group. I kind of have a little problem with Joshuaa’s friend Willy. He was very aggressive towards me at Tyler’s birthday party so maybe we can resolve that little issue!”
The ladies all gather at the table and thank Stephanie for hosting the lunch at her beautiful home. They begin the conversations with getting to know Kylee a little bit more and about her cookbook that will be released soon.
Jac: So tell me ladies what have you all been up to?
Kylee: I’m just working on my next cookbook.
Stephanie: Kyle tell us about your cookbook, that’s incredible.
Kylee: Yes a professional one, I used to cook for my husband at his house parties that’s how we met.
Billie: Well Jac I’ve sat down with Joshuaa this week and we are in the works of me joining his new daytime tv series and me having the lead role.
Kylee: Oh and my new book is going to be all about the perfect healthy meals!
Stephanie: Kyle I love a good love story. That’s wonderful. I am totally going to buy some copies for everyone I know.
Jac: That’s amazing Billie. Well I had the chance to go to lunch with Steph, Nina and Tyler the other day and that was quite interesting. Don’t you agree Steph? *turns to Steph*
Stephanie: *nodding* I totally agree Jac I think we left lunch in a better place.
Jac: You know it went really well. I apologized for my behavior which I definitely needed to but I also got to express my side of the story.
Billie: Yeah your behavior the other night was so uncalled for, I’m sorry. But that was some unlikely behavior. I have to address the elephant in the room.
Jac: Speaking of the other night I wanted to address something with you Billie. I felt like you injected yourself into a situation that did not concern you at all. I was expressing my feelings to Tyler and Nina and you, someone I don’t know made some offensive comments.
Billie: Which were what? If you are going to call me out on something you are gonna have to say what those “offensive” comments were love.
Jac: You called me a drunk, made fun of me, and stood by Joshua and Tyler whilst I felt attacked. You were completely provocative.
Stephanie and Kylee sit back and watch the two ladies duke it out. Stephanie’s chef comes out of the kitchen with fresh green salads for everyone and places it in front of each lady. Kylee begins to dig in while watching the ladies still talking to one another as Stephanie rolls her eyes and pours out another glass of Chardonnay for herself and Kylee.
Billie: You were drunk honey. I thought the way you came to Tyler’s party with an agenda was UNCALLED FOR. Do you get that? I do know what I saw and what I saw was erratic behavior.
Jac: But I don’t know you and you don’t know this situation. I’m not looking too fight I just wanted to address the issue and move on.
Stephanie: That is true Jac. None of us knew the situation, but luckily for us it has been put behind us I’m glad you and Tyler made amends. Thank you ladies I hope you enjoy.
Billie: Well I’ll be honest with you I think you’re a cute girl and I think you’re probably lots of fun. But the behavior was uncalled for and I didn’t like how you treated my friend. I’m more than willing to move on and whoop it up.
Jac: I understand that next time get to know the full situation before you intervene and yes I would love to get along.
Billie: Next time don’t come to a party already with a buzz and cause a issue and we will be GOOD!
Jac: What are you doing right now Billie? I thought we were being mature.
Billie: Look are you gonna keep pointing fingers at everyone else but yourself or take ownership.. OWN IT. If you don’t feel like this is resolved like you want it. We can have lunch or dinner sometime and fully hash it out.
“We’re sitting, eating lunch, and Billie’s screaming “OWN IT! OWN IT!” Can I just eat my salad and do this later when I’m inebriated.”
Jac: I own my mistakes which is why I apologized. I’m talking about your comments on me and my behavior and Tyler and mines situation.
Billie: Look I’ll apologize for my comments. I want to move on and have fun, i just think we started off on the wrong foot.
Jac: Let’s move on from this I’m hosting a couples event this weekend and I’d love for you all to make it.
The scene comes to a close with everyone accept Jac’s invite and her getting up and going around the table to give Billie a hug. They finish up lunch with Stephanie giving each lady two season passes to the Twitter Titans upcoming football season. They ladies graciously accept and they begin to leave Stephanie’s home saying their goodbyes with hugs and air kisses.
Fast forward to the following night…
The screen fades back in as we see an aerial view of Twitter and then slowly pans to a stunning townhouse in Uptown Twitter. As the cameras head inside, we see modern furniture and architecture throughout with Jac walking around the kitchen making sure that the chef has everything under control.
Jac: Is all the food ready chef? It smells amazing in here. The guests should be arriving soon let’s get this kitchen cleaned up a bit k thanks!
“Tonight my hubby Tom and I are hosting most of the ladies and their men along with some other very close friends to celebrate our move into our new 20-million-dollar penthouse apartment. Hashtag winning” *snap and laughs*
One by one, the camera shows each of the women walking up the steps to Jac’s home with their husbands, boyfriends, or by themselves. They all greet each other with hugs, air kisses, and hellos.
Jac: I’m so glad that all of you could make it! Girls help yourselves the servers will be passing around drinks, snacks, and H’orderves shortly.
Tyler: Do you happen to have any sparkling water darling? I can’t drink.
Billie: Tyler what has been wrong with you sick wise?
Tyler: It’s nothing love thanks for asking. Guess I’m missing France. *laughs*
[Tyler’s Interview] Oops, me and my big mouth.
Kylee : *whispers to husband* If everyone continues to get along this is going to be one boring group of ladies.
Nina: Billie where is your plus 1? *sips wine*
Billie: I don’t have one so Nina where’s your son of an escort?
Kylee : *whispers to husband* I stand corrected.
Nina: Escort? *laughs* want to hire him for the night? Clearly your up tightness needs some softening. *smirks*
Billie: Want to hire him? I could do better than what you got. Unlike you I don’t go pull random guys off the streets.
Nina: Bitch please… *Jerry pulls Nina away before she causes a scene*
Billie: Don’t go acting ghetto you aren’t about shit.
“Sad boy blue Billie is lucky Jerry pulled me away. I could’ve went off on her dumb ass, but I’m a changed person now anger management has been such a blessing for me.”
The camera pans over to Stephanie and Tyler who are sitting in the patio talking. Kylee joins them followed by Nina who is trying to stay away from Billie for the rest of the night to avoid causing anymore drama.
Stephanie: *whispers to Tyler* are you pregnant? I see you aren’t drinking.
Tyler: *whispers* Yes darling, but don’t say anything. Me and my big mouth were supposed to shut up about it for now.
Kylee : *Walks over to Tyler and Steph* Hi loves, so sorry you’ve been feeling ill Tyler I hope you feel better though.
[Stephanie’s Interview] I’m so happy for Ty and Adam.
Nina: *goes over to Steph & Tyler* What are you two whispering about huh…
Tyler: Hey Nina darling just trying to stay out of the mess. What was happening with Billie love?
Nina: I just asked where her date or husband or wife was. I don’t know her so well enough so I don’t know her relationship status.
Billie: Nina weren’t you caught with a another girl in Twitter?
Tyler: I’m so hungry I can’t stop eating lately. *laughs*
Jac: Excuse me Billie!
Billie: Awe you started it honey. You can’t seem to let it go.
Nina: I asked about your date! That starting something? You delusional twat.
[Jac’s Interview] I can’t believe these girls are doing this at my home. If they don’t be careful I’m going to Blow. My. Fucking. Lid.
Kylee: *walks in between the ladies* Stop! This is NOT okay!
Jac: Listen ladies I’ve put a lot of time and effort into this party.
Billie: You made it very clear that you don’t know my sexuality. So don’t you dare say anything about it.
Jac: Billie I’m going to have to ask that you control yourself please…
Billie: Okay look ladies I’m sorry but I was provoked, and I won’t be backed into a corner.
Jac: I think she genuinely asked an innocent question.
Stephanie: Time for a toast! Thank you to Tom and Jac for opening their home to us. Cheers for a wonderful evening of love and laughter and most of all DRAMA FREE.
Jac: Thank you Stephanie! Why are you drinking water Tyler girl? Are you pregnant? *laughs whilst looking at Tyler*
Tyler: One of us bitches needs to be sober, but since it was addressed I did just find out that I am expecting. *laughs*
Kylee: OH MY GOD! CONGRATULATIONS!
Jac: I’m so happy for you and Adam
[Kylee’s Interview] A BABY! ONE OF US IS STILL YOUNG! *laughs*
Nina: *runs over to the ladies* what’s going on oh my god what did I miss!
Tyler: Well Nina darling, I’m pregnant
Nina: *my screams turn into screeches* O.M.G! TYLER! YAS! CONGRATS!
Stephanie: Ladies, while we are all here. I would love to invite all of you to Ojai for a little weekend relaxation getaway.
Billie: I’m so down for a mini trip.
[Jac’s Interview] A trip?! With this lot! I’m down. I’m bringing my sage though unless I need to perform an exorcist on a bitch. *laughs*
Jac: I know that we’re all announcing things but it seems a little insincere with this tension between you guys. *looks at Nina and Billie*
Nina: Jac I really don’t want to talk about it just leave it alone for tonight.
Jac: Billie I really think you owe Nina an apology for the way you spoke to her. I think you overreacted and misinterpreted her comments.
“I think Nina is a jealous bitch who wishes she had a nice house like I will. Karma's a bitch so I don’t have to be one.”
Billie: *to Nina* I know you don’t want to talk about this honey, but I don’t want any issues going into this amazing celebratory season with these girls.
Jac: I want us to genuinely be happy for each other.
Stephanie: *whispers to Jac, Billie and Nina* Guys let’s talk about this when the men aren’t here Jerry’s boss is here and it’s not fair to Nina.
Billie: I agree I want happiness for you all, but if I receive the vibe of insincerity from you the claws come out.
As the fighting continues, Jac walks over to her husband and asks if he would please escort the other men indoors to the man cave to hang out.
[Jac’s Interview] I hope these girls don’t think I’m trying to stir shit I just hate insincerity. I’m all about uplifting women and moving on from the bullshit.
Kylee: Jac let’s do this some other time I understand you mean well, but if nobody wants to talk about it then why pour the gasoline onto the fire.
Nina: Fine if you want to talk about let’s! *points at Billie* If something as little as me asking you about your plus one is going to set you off you are clearly in the wrong circle of friends…
Billie: Nina listen it’s not what you said but how you said it. You came off real snarky and like “oh so you don’t have a plus one.” I caught that shade you may have been the shade queen in the past but I’m here now.
Nina: Your presence means nothing to be quite honest. Take it however you want and run with it if that’s going to make you sleep at night.
Jac: *to Billie* Shade queen? Why are you acting like you’re in high school?
Billie: I sleep very well at night I don’t need you or the thought of you to make me fall asleep. If I can’t sleep I’ll take a Benadryl. Jac, girl you’re so irrelevant here you go AGAIN. You’re a big hypocrite intervening in a situation that does not pertain to you.
Nina: I would sleep well at night too if I was alone in a twin sized bed. Don’t you live with your mom… still?
Jac: Are you kidding me? I’m irrelevant? Bitch you haven’t worked since the 90’s and I’m irrelevant?
Billie: Nina don't you sleep on an air mattress? Jac what do you do again? I guess it’s so irrelevant I can’t even remember.
Nina: Sweetie I’ve lived on my own and have continuous held the same job since I was 18! You fell off the map and now you’re looking for a come up. Have several seats!
Billie: Fell of the map? So you do keep up with me and my work? That shows how relevant I am to you.
Jac: I have a successful fashion line sweetie! Look where you’re sitting in a 20 million dollar townhouse in uptown BITCH! I can give her a loan though it’s all good. *looking at Nina and laughing*
Billie: Jac don’t act like this house wasn’t a foreclosure I looked at it when it was on the market so try again bitch. I don’t need your dirty money without your husband and his bank account you probably wouldn’t be nothing.
Nina: Enjoy all the free food and booze here well you can Billie. Before you go back to your shoe box in downtown. *waves Billie off and walks away*
Jac: Girl stop with that FAKE NEWS. No one wants to hear it! I know this is your first meal in a while and that’s why you’re angry. Can someone get her a doggy bag? Maybe that’ll calm her down.
Billie: Nina where do you live again? Right in the pigs pen! sleep well…
Nina: *Screams* BUT MY HOUSE WAS PAID FOR IN CASH UP FRONT STUPID BITCH. I DON’T NEED LOANS TO BUILD ONE.
Billie: Who said I got loans? You wouldn’t know you’re trash. *Holds up three fingers* read between the lines you stupid BITCH! I came in here with an open mind to new beginning friendships but tonight I just got true colors.
Nina: *Goes towards Billie* SIT ON THOSE FINGERS AND ROTATE YOU DUMB BITCH. GET LAID YOU UPTIGHT LEECH!
Tyler: No no no. Ladies, ladies, ladies. *stands up* Please calm down!
As Nina gets out of her seat security guards on standby rush over to get between the two ladies. The camera cuts to a view of the men in the den having a drink as they hear the screaming coming from downstairs. They shake their heads in disappointment and head downstairs to see what is all the chaos and commotion. The night ends with Kylee leaving followed by Stephanie and Billie together. Jerry pulls Nina aside to calm her down before they leave. She apologizes to Jac and Tom for the drama she caused and leaves after. Tyler is seen in the kitchen eating some cake while Adam is out in the limo waiting for him.
“All in all I’m kind of happy that I hosted this event tonight. I really cemented my friendships with Tyler, Nina, Kylee, Steph, and everyone got to see what a psycho Billie is. I wish it didn’t have to happen at my party but these girls are unpredictable.”
