Season 10, Episode 13: “Ice Cream, You Scream”

Previously on Ladies of Twitter…Pat and Nina began to move forward as friends. Joshuaa visited Brandon, attempting to obtain clarity, but leaving in shouting. Billie hosted a volleyball day in an attempt to get the ladies to see eye to eye, leaving everyone surprised as Pat apologized to Jac…

As the episode begins, we see shots of the city as the women are seen going about their days. The scene then focuses in on Nina, who is seen walking into a bar with a friend as the scene begins…

James (Nina’s Friend): So how were your meetings today?

Nina: *sighs* They went better then expected… I met with this new agency and they really want to sign me and even want me to move to New York to get me working on my portfolio and even book me some acting gigs.

James: That’s great news Nina! *sips drink* So what are you going to do? Nina: I have no fucking clue James! *sips tequila and lime juice* I just moved back to Twitter a few months ago I don’t want to get up and leave again!

Nina Confessional: I am so conflicted with this offer like of course I would love to get up and move to New York, but Twitter has truly grown on me I don’t know if it could be so easy to get up and go a second time around.

James: Well, how’s the swimwear line going? Did you get those pop ups that your partner was working on? *sips drink*

Nina: Well… That business partner was doing some shady deals on the side so I had to let him go. The swimsuits are selling online, but I want them in stores. It’s hard James! I’m doing this all alone! LITERALLY! *voice breaks and begins to get teary eyed*

James: *moves over to sit next to Nina* Hey, hey, don’t cry! You know I can help you Nina I have some connections here in the city if you want me to set some meetings up for you since you’re in town I can! I hate seeing you cry! *wipes tear off cheek*

Nina Confessional: Soo…. James and I use to be an item in high school. He was my boyfriend up until I graduated from college we just parked ways, but we have always been good friends. *giggles*

Nina: Stop trying to be all mushy! *nudges him off* Your girlfriend is going to get mad. *laughs* That would be helpful James, I just need someone legit! I eventually want to open up a small boutique in Twitter Beach.

James: I got you Nina don’t worry babe! *kisses cheek*

Nina: DUDE! *giggles* Finish your drink so we can go.

As the scene shifts, Nina and James are shown finishing up their conversation and drinks before heading out for fun in the city. The scene then shifts to Brandon’s home, where we see him working on some lemonade. Just then, Leah rings the bell, followed by Tyler, and they all come in and take a seat as the scene begins…

Brandon: Do you both want anything to drink? I made some lemonade that’ll make ya wanna slap ya mama and I also have some wine and fruit and cheese for you!

Leah: I’d love some wine

Tyler: I’ll take a lemonade

Brandon: Okay *pours the drinks and returns* Thank you both for coming.

Leah: How are things Ty?

Tyler: I’m doing well. Collin is the best assistant I’ve ever had. So hands on. Makes my life easy

Brandon: That’s good, I appreciate you ladies for coming to the charity event. Even though there was a lot of issues that happened

Tyler: I personally had fun. *laughs*

Leah: Tyler, I have to ask….are you all, doing anything? *laughs*

Tyler: You all who?

Leah: You and Collin…

Tyler: We’re working every day dear. *winks* He’s getting college credit for a fun job *shrugs*

Brandon: What is he in college for?

Tyler: Well…undecided. *giggles*

Leah: Probably sex education…

Leah Confessional: Do I think Tyler is sleeping with his assistant? No! But do I think she probably makes him work in the nude while she watches? HELL YES

Tyler: We’re more hands on than discussion based

Brandon: So I have something that I need to tell you guys. Joshuaa came over yesterday to talk to me about the charity event but little did I know that he was coming over to have an attitude.

Tyler: Oh? What happened? *sips lemonade*

Brandon: He was pissed at me because I told you guys about him filing for a divorce.

Leah: Did he want it to remain a secret?

Tyler: I talked about his divorce in Mexico *laughs* It’s not some big secret, he should lighten up

Brandon: I’m his divorce attorney and I felt with Joshuaa being in the public eye it was gonna come out that he was at my office talking about divorce.

Leah: Isn’t that like breaking attorney client privilege

Tyler: Wait you’re his attorney?

Brandon: I am! I know all the dirt about Joshuaa’s marriage and me telling that he’s getting divorce isn’t bad. If I went and slandered his marriage then it would’ve been different.

Tyler: Oh…okay

Tyler Confessional: So attorneys can speak on their clients? I better be careful *laughs* Lord knows Steph Abbott knows some shit.

Brandon: I told him that the ladies have all stated that you’ve been acting crazy.

Tyler: Joshuaa is definitely irrational…

Brandon: We left off on bad terms, I don’t think he wants to have anything to do with me. I definitely feel like I owe him an apology.

Leah: Girl, you may have lost a client ha

Tyler: Fuck apologies to be honest *laughs*

Leah: In other news, have you all seen the polls?! Apollo is up 3 points

Brandon: I have plenty of clients Leah, he’s not my bread and butter. *laughs* That’s amazing! You’re gonna become the First Lady of Twitter boo!

Leah: I am so excited and nervous

Brandon: That’s awesome! I know he’s been working on trying to win!

Tyler: Who will run his business?

Leah: His brother Adonis will take over. I can’t wait! It’s gonna be so major if he wins

Tyler: Oh Apollo has a brother? How have I never heard of him… *laughs*

Leah: Hopefully I can count on your votes when the election comes

Brandon: Cheers to Apollo on wining the election!!! *clinks glasses*

As the ladies clink their glasses, the scene shifts across town, where we see Nina working on sketches of swimsuits. Just then, we see Pat arrive first and greet Nina, as Joshuaa comes in with her daughter…

Pat Confessional: Nina has been very helpful for my book release. I’m excited to see what she has coming out for her line. I was always a fan of her stuff.

Pat: Oh wow! Who is this beautiful little lady

Joshuaa: Oh… Hi Pat, I didn’t know you’d be here?! This is my daughter Amelia

Pat: Hello beautiful! She’s so cute Joshuaa.

Joshuaa: One of my biggest accomplishments…

Nina: *picks up Amelia* Hi cutie! *side hugs Joshuaa* hey sis.

Joshuaa: So what’s up? What did I need to rush over for *laughs*

Nina: Well, Patrick is having a book launch and I felt this might be a step forward to you two having a decent relationship for the groups sake. I mentioned to Patrick how you are great at PR and he would like to ask for some advice. *looks at both ladies*

Joshuaa Confessional: Bitch said what know?

Nina: Okay…

Nina: *starts walking away* Amelia and I will be over here!

Pat: Yeah, Joshuaa, I mean obviously we haven’t seen eye to eye. And there’s been a lot of drama…but I shouldn’t have acted the way I have.

Joshuaa: Listen, I don’t waste my time or my expertise with people who don’t like me

Pat: Same here.

Joshuaa: I’m not going to get into it because my child is here. You really don’t know anything about me.

Pat: And you don’t know anything about me. Maybe it’s a good thing that beautiful baby is here. Makes everyone who acts like children, act like adults.

Joshuaa: Because you want to use my business for your event you want to make up? *laughs*

Pat Confessional: Do I trust Joshuaa? No. I will move on to keep the peace. Plus Devyn has really hurt me lately…

Joshuaa: The person you’ve called bankrupt and broke, and slandered across town

Pat: Alright girl, I apologized. Let’s move on. You aren’t a saint.

Nina: *walks back over* What’s going on ladies?

Pat: I apologized but if we are gonna go around in circles. This isn’t going to end well

Nina: Joshuaa Girl, Patrick apologized cut him some slack.

Pat: I just want to move on in a better direction, we aren’t going to be friends. Let’s just have respect for each other. We’ve been slinging shit at each other for too long

Joshuaa: Listen, I apologize too for my behavior too

Pat: I appreciate that. Truly

Joshuaa: I wish you well. How’s that?

Pat: Great…same here.

Jac: *walks into the room* Hello ladies!! How are we?

Joshuaa: Crazy, apparently. So Pat what do you need?

Pat: Well, I wanted your expertise on just throwing an event like this. I heard you helped Jac so I thought I would ask.

Joshuaa: I can have my team help set it all up for you, depending on budget and what you want.

Pat: I’ll email you everything *smiles* Jac, how are you? Sorry that we couldn’t really have a proper conversation at Billie’s event.

Jac: What’s been going on? *flicks hair out of face*

Jac Confessional: What the hell did I walk in to? Here I am in my white sparkly dress ready to look at fashions and there seems to be some drama. Well Pat is in the building so I ain’t shocked *laughs*

Joshuaa: Yes, I was in Miami. What did I miss?

Nina: Oh god… Devyn is so annoying. That horse face never shuts the fuck up!

Pat: I need to have a conversation with her. The other day was outrageous

Pat Confessional: I have been Devyn’s mouthpiece for one day too long. It’s over. She’s on her own.

Jac: Well Joshuaa, Pat was apologizing to me for doctoring the images

Joshuaa: THERE IS A GOD. I love it when someone comes to their senses. Devyn lost her grip of you?

Pat: Well I was hurt. I felt like Jac and I really didn’t know each other and I felt really judged and attacked while in Mexico. I mean I even asked you to sit next to me cause I felt something when you walked in *flashback to Pat asking Jac to sit in Mexico* As far as I’m concerned with Devyn, I feel used and abused. I defended her and her business and what does she do for me? Nothing

Jac: Look, I will admit I came in hot and heavy, but I was protecting my friends. These girls here *points at Nina and Joshuaa* are like my sisters and to hear the things you’d been saying about them…damn straight I came in angry

Joshuaa: Pat, you have to learn something. When you know the real Devyn, she drops you. Look at me, she’s coming for my husband, my money, my vagina for god sake. She plays dirty and you’ve been doing her dirty work for what?!

Pat: I’m a ride or die. No one can say I’m not. I’ll defend to the end but sometimes it has to stop

Joshuaa: Agreed, I want to know the real Pat

Nina: She’s never supported other women she’s a fraudulent Buffalo.

Jac: Girl, don’t do buffalos like that. They’re beautiful majestic creatures

Nina Confessional: All my girls under 1 roof and not ripping each other to shreds? I’m living for it!

Pat: I guess we will see what happens, I haven’t talked to her

Joshuaa: Listen bitch. *looks at Amelia* Just stop playing games and we can be good. I’m meeting with her in the next couple days. She text me

Pat: Let’s work on making this work between us all.

Joshuaa: Mhmm! We should run. Pat, here’s my card, call my assistant she will help you

As the ladies begin to depart, the scene shifts to the following day as ominous music plays. The camera then focuses in on an ice cream shop, where we see Devyn sitting outside with a cone. Just then, we see Joshuaa arrive and head towards the table, taking a seat across from Devyn as the scene begins…

Devyn Confessional: Joshuaa and I haven’t been close for awhile. Since well *thinking* before he moved to London, we became mothers, and got married. I would have never believed it 10 years ago if you told me J and I wouldn’t be friends today. After dropping allegations to the tabloids about her experience at DEVine though, that bridge is burned forever.

Joshuaa Confessional: I’ve been thinking about the best way to go about my issues with Devyn. I just don’t know, to me my friendship with her is done, I don’t need her!

Devyn: What can go wrong over ice cream? *licks ice cream* Let’s just cut to the chase. Small talk isn’t necessary. I’m good. You’re good. I don’t appreciate you putting yourself in a position to bring bad press to my business

Joshuaa: Oh so now you’d like to hear my side of the story? The lawyers not muzzled you I see

Devyn: Your side of the story isn’t necessary. The outcome is the problem.

Joshuaa: Well unlike some of our friends, I didn’t go to the press about my awful experience

Devyn: I’ll agree to reimburse you for the second treatment you had to receive. I’ve fired the esthetician that worked on you, and I’ll THINK about dropping the defamation charges.

Joshuaa: I don’t want your money. Consider my payment as a donation, donate it to a charity please

Devyn: I don’t talk to anyone about my real business. Can’t trust it won’t show up on E! News.

Joshuaa: So from it not happening to you not wanting to discuss it, now you fired your employee?

Devyn: I’m sure the Planned Parenthood will appreciate any donations that they can get. Let’s only speak in facts. I know that’s hard for you. I didn’t say it didn’t happen.

Joshuaa: What did you say then?

Devyn: I was and still am pissed off I had to read about it in a blog.

Joshuaa: Girl, after how you have been behaving, I’m not coming to you for anything. Those are the facts

Devyn: You would think a person that has dealt with Lime Productions being tied up in a sexual harassment scandal would make you more aware.

Joshuaa: *laughs* I have no idea what you’re on about. You’re making things up again?

Devyn: *pulls article out of my purse* No. I’m not. This was in the Daily Beast this morning. Apparently, you are unaware you’re being sued.

Joshuaa: Listen I actually cannot believe I’ve ever been your friend. You play dirty and fight even dirtier. To come for my marriage, my children is just WRONG

Devyn: Karma is such a glorious and on time bitch. No regrets Joshuaa. Given the chance you would have done the same.

Joshuaa: Oh? I never go for kids You think that’s okay? One of the children who you brought into the world

Devyn: You came for my business and my reputation on multiple damn occasions in the last 6 years. I’m just getting started.

Joshuaa: You go low, I’ll go just as low

Devyn: And further, according to you I wasn’t a real doctor. So that card doesn’t work on me. We can meet in hell then

Joshuaa: You’re actually boring me. You should be ashamed of yourself and your actions. And of your dirty Devine spa or whatever the fuck That is

Devyn: I should be ashamed? YOU should be ashamed.

Joshuaa: Needs to be investigated, and I’d be very careful about who you work with in this town

Devyn: I don’t need your threats or advice. Neither I care about.

Joshuaa: I may be facing some hard times but I’ll be the first to tell you that as fast as you got up there or wherever you think you are, you’ll come down just as fast

Devyn: You just want to wish Demise on everyone else when you are struggling.

Joshuaa: And you know what, I apologize for not coming to you sooner. But I will be damned if you think I’ll ever consider being anything other than your inspiration. I don’t need you in my life

Devyn: Inspiration of what not to do sure. You aren’t in my life, and haven’t been for years.

Joshuaa: Where were you before you came to Twitter? Remember that one?You’re dirty and gross

Devyn: You’ve come back to town trying to reinvent yourself after your husband gutted you financially.

Joshuaa: Maybe you should go home and take care of that King you’re always handing off to people

Devyn: I was living my best life and starting my career. I know actually graduating from college 3 times is foreign to you.

Joshuaa: Oh baby I wish you blessings

Devyn: You’ve never met King and don’t know anything about my child.

Joshuaa: Never is enough. believe me

Devyn: There’s one thing I do know though. *leans in a whispers* At least King’s daddy claims him.

Joshuaa: *leans in further* At least I brush my teeth

Devyn: Brush your teeth? Girl you paid $40k for them. In college you were walking around with a gap the size of Texas.

Joshuaa: I look amazing, body and soul!

Devyn: You look plastic and fake as hell. Nothing on your face is real. The only thing unique to your original body is your black heart.

Joshuaa: *gets up and walks to the door* Okay boo! Go brush those teeth! Go on now, *throws a $20 by her feet* get’em cleaned baby

Devyn: *grab scoop of ice cream and it splatters in the back of Joshuaa’s head* GET A NEW WIG BITCH. *steps over the $20* You’ll need that before I will. *walks out*

Joshuaa: *wips wig off and twerks* Just keep dancing, just keep dancing. *laughs*

Devyn: *yells back at Joshuaa* YOUR HUSBAND ALWAYS DESERVED BETTER.

Devyn Confessional: This shit is just getting started…Joshuaa Lime better watch his back.

As Devyn speeds away, the scene and episode end.

Next time on Ladies of Twitter…Pat sits down her son to discuss her upcoming book release. The Ladies attend a State Fair in connection with Apollo’s campaign, bringing everyone together for the first time since the charity event, but will things go smoothly?