Season 10, Episode 14: “My Fair Ladies”

Previously on Ladies of Twitter…the Ladies attempted to find a way forward following the charity event. Pat apologized to Joshuaa about their rocky start to friendship. Leah and Tyler questions Brandon about things with Joshuaa. Joshuaa met with Devyn, ending in disaster as ice cream ended up in Joshuaa’s hair.

As the episode begins, we see shots of the Ladies going through their days as upbeat music plays. The scene then focuses in on Pat, who we see preparing food in the kitchen as her son walks in, and the scene begins…

Pat Confessional: A couple weeks ago, my son and I went to go see my father. It was truly an emotional experience for us both. Since then he’s been back at school, and we haven’t really had the chance to talk about everything, my book included.

Joey: *walks into kitchen* You making me something good, ma?

Pat: Only your favorite, chicken cutlet parmigiana. *laughs* Let’s sit while the cheese melts. *sits down* So how did you feel seeing Grandpa?

Joey: It was weird seeing him like that but I guess it was good for us to see him.

Pat: I’m glad we went... *tears up*

Joey: Me too, Ma. *hugs Pat*

Pat: Now let’s talk about something good *pulls out the book*

Joey: Mom, I’m so proud of you.

Pat: It’s all for you my boy.

Pat Confessional: I’ve been a single parent for basically Joey’s entire life. I have given up so much for him and I wouldn’t change a thing.

Joey: *grabs Pat’s hand* Mom, thank you for always being there for me, fighting for me, and raising me. You are my number 1 and I promise to forever take care of you… When I move out and get a job after school *laughs*

Pat: You are such a goofball *laughs* It hasn’t been the easiest, but Look at us now baby boy. We’ve come so far and the best is yet to come.

Pat Confessional: I feel a bit disconnected from the ladies, but when I see my son all of the drama and nonsense fades away. The fact that so many people are interested in my story and the fact that I can help so many people sharing it, makes all of the bullshit worth it.

As Pat begins to prepare the plates for the two to eat, the scene shifts to the following day, where the Ladies are seen at a State Fair where Apollo is campaigning. We see the Ladies greeting one another as the scene begins, and then they begin to separate for activities. The camera then focuses in on Jac and Tyler, who are about to go on the rides, as Colin follows behind them…

Jac Confessional: The last D’Vanzo campaign event I attended didn’t exactly go smoothly *flashback to me giving Leah a copy of my book, stealing the microphone whilst Leah was making her speech and saying Apollo needed lessons in diplomacy from President Obama* but this time I promise to be cool and calm *crosses heart* cross my heart and hope to die

Jac: *strolling towards the ride with Tyler and turns around to Colin* No young man, you need to be over 21 to go on these rides. Run along sir *smiles and continues walking with Tyler* So tell me girl, how are you?

Tyler: I’m doing well. Business is good. I’ve been inspired lately to do a bit of designing. Life is good. How are you love?

Jac: That’s good my love. *smirks* Inspired you say? What are you designing? A children’s line?

Tyler: I’m actually doing some men’s clothing *laughs* We’ll see, they may all end up in the trash, it’s just fun.

Jac: That’s nice chica! And the girls? How are they taking to your new *pauses* relationship?

Tyler: Oh Jac Jac, Collin is just my new assistant dear. He’s a jack of all trades. The girls like Collin though, he’s a sweet boy.

Jac Confessional: You know I’m really worried about Tyler’s daughters. They must be confused as hell. Is their mother dating this boy, employing this boy or adopting him…hell I’m confused.

Jac: Girl, how is he assisting you at a carnival? What’s he doing? Standing in line for cotton candy?

Tyler: *laughs* He’s walking Sparkle *points to him holding the dog*

Jac: *gives Tyler the side eye* Mmmhmmm…at least you know he knows how to deal with a bitch. *laughs*

Tyler: How are things in the Carter Kingdom?

Jac: Good my love! I’m just going through a bit of a tough time with my new relationship, but nothing that’s too much for Jacqueline to handle.

Jac Confessional: For about the past year and a half, I’ve been dating Beau on and off. He’s based here in Twitter and since moving home we’ve been exploring a more serious path. He just hates all of this *gestures around* but let me tell you…there’s no way I’m bringing this up with Tyler. His advice might end with a statutory charge for Ms. Carter and I’m not a fan of open showers

Tyler: Well I know you’ll figure it out darling.

As the two continue onto the next ride, the scene shifts a tent where Leah, Pat, and Joshuaa are seen admiring art made by members of the community…

Joshuaa: This art is… interesting.

Pat: How are things, Joshuaa?

Leah: Isn’t it gorgeous!!

Joshuaa: Not much! Thanks for having me Leah. Did you get my email about your event Pat?

Pat: I did! Thank you so much again. I appreciate it.

Pat Confessional: After seeing Joshuaa ,I feel like we are on a decent path. As long as that path doesn’t have any road blocks, we should be okay.

Leah: So Pat….how are things with you and Devyn?

Leah, how is your hubby doing in the polls?

Leah: He’s the front runner!!! Only a few weeks left

Pat: Is Devyn even here? I checked the Barn but I didn’t see any pigs

Joshuaa: Devyn is coming? Surprised you invited her

Pat: I don’t know. I can’t really trust her anymore. It’s confusing. We were so good. I just feel used and abused

Leah Confessional: Pat and Devyn are truly at rock bottom. We love to see it! *starts laughing uncontrollably*

Leah: Yes, she’s here, girl. I know you saw her

Joshuaa: Pat, are you like up her ass or no?

Pat: I go hard for my friends, but she doesn’t reciprocate.

Joshuaa: You go too hard. Well, had I known you longer I’d say I told you so. She’s poison

Pat: Well if me going too hard for friends is a fault.. I’ll take it.

Joshuaa: I met with her and she was just so evil to me. I’m not engaging. That woman is a friend to no one

Pat: Well, what did she say?

Leah: I believe deep down Devyn is a truly good person.

Joshuaa Confessional: Devyn’s done in this town, and she knows it, even her minion is over it

Pat: You’re only saying that because when she votes it’s twice, one for her and one for her ass

Leah: She’s just…easily influenced with whatever way the wind blows. Lately it’s blown in Pat’s direction. Now…..it’s not *shrug*

Pat: Easily influenced? What are you even talking about Leah

Leah: I said what I said. You don’t want to hear it, but I’m just being honest. Your friendship blossomed in like 2 days

Pat: I wouldn’t say that. We traveled together. Got to know each other.

Leah: So it’s not surprising that the friendship built with toothpicks is crumbling

Pat: No. It’s true. Our friendship has been real. At least on my end

Joshuaa: *grabs a wine* Anyways, I’m bored of talking about her

Pat: I’m tired of talking about her to be honest. Anyone wanna ride something? Maybe Colin?

Joshuaa: Ew, no thanks. Talk about desperate! Tyler and Devyn are the most desperate people in this town!

Leah: I have to go set up the picnic, I’ll see you ladies there.

As the scene shifts, we go to a tent where locals have made pieces of jewelry. There, we see Devyn, Nina, and Billie looking around as the scene begins…

Devyn: Why don’t we all 3 get the same one?

Nina: *shrugs* Okay sure!

Devyn: Olive branch Nina? I don’t want to be at odds with you. I’m sorry for my part in it. I really would like a fresh start.

Nina: Well Devyn… I would like a fresh start with you that would be wonderful. But… I do feel like you own me an apology and the only way I could move forward with you is by getting one.

Billie: What insensitive words?

Nina: Slut, whore, home wrecker, prostitute, you know those words.

Devyn: I’m just always saying things about her being broke, an athlete bopper, and the like. It’s really dumb. Nina, I am sorry I said all those things.

Nina: But I’m over it thank you apologizing and let’s move forward. *hugs Devyn*

Devyn: Thank you Nina. *takes a deep breath* A lot is going on in my life. Having enemies is overrated. I want to be up uplifting and empowering. I know who I feel friends are, and I want to foster new ones.

Nina: So Devyn, I feel like everyone is stepping on your neck lately. How you dealing sweetie?

Devyn: Oh I’ll be good Nina. Here’s the thing about trust. Only one person in this group knows what to say to hurt me. *points to Billie* He’s standing right there.

Billie: Devyn, you know I’ve been there too. I think a lot of the issues are they think you act pretentious and I know you’re not.

Devyn: He’s loyal and I appreciate it.

Billie: But you know what I can say you’re taking the right steps to make amends with people.

Nina Confessional: Billie loyal? *laughs*

Devyn: I’m going to keep trying Nina. My fly ass mouth is libel to get me in trouble again. *laughs*

Billie: Just keep owning it. Nina how are you and your girlfriend?

Nina: Girlfriend?

Billie: *laughs* bitch I know you been munching on carpets. Or at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Nina: *laughs* I many have dipped in the lady pond a few times before, but I’m single sis. Billie, I know you want to munch on me just ask boo I’ll let you go down.

Devyn: Y’all grab your necklaces ladies. I’m starving. I need a funnel cake.

Billie: *laughs* Maybe I do! That’s why I asked. *laughs* Everyone thought Devyn and I were a thing

Devyn: *slaps ass* This doesn’t stay this glorious by accident.

As the three make their purchases, and leave laughing, the scene shifts to a picnic table that Leah has arranged for the ladies to have lunch at. We see all the ladies beginning to come back together and take their seats around the picnic table and chatting as the scene begins…

Pat: I didn’t really care for the art, it sucked honestly…

Leah: Maybe you just didn’t like truth we said Pat

Pat: I don’t know what your talking about *looks at Joshuaa* He hated the fucking art too

Leah: Sure Pat.

Joshuaa: I didn’t hate it, I just didn’t like it. *laughs*

Jac: So ladies, this is the first time we’re all together since that beautiful charity gala!!

Leah: So Pat, can you see Devyn now? You said you couldn’t see her earlier

Pat: I see her.

Jac: Joshuaa, have you apologized for grabbing the knife when arguing with Devyn?

Jac Confessional: Listen, if someone grabs a knife in the middle of an argument with me, I can guarantee they are leaving in a stretcher with the knife sticking out of their trachea.

Joshuaa: Yes. Thanks Jac.

Devyn: Who did you apologize to Joshuaa?

Joshuaa: You, Doc.

Devyn: Cause that apology didn’t come during that shit show at the ice cream parlor

Jac: Just making sure. Those antics are disgustingly unnecessary

Devyn: Did Joshuaa tell y’all about our meet me?

Joshuaa: Tell them Devil. Everyone let the Devil speak.

Devyn: Gladly. This one *points to Joshuaa* Thinks that none of his actions warrant an apology.

Leah Confessional: So much for my calm and fun day… *shakes head.

Joshuaa: Excuse me? I apologized for my actions, yet got nothing from you.

Devyn: Ice cream was thrown by me and Joshuaa was twerking like he needed a dollar at the 2bit hussies club.

Joshuaa: Girl, you’re pathetic. All I could do was dance you off

Pat: Why didn’t you apologize, Devyn?

Jac: Joshuaa why don’t you apologize to her in front of all of us

Joshuaa: Why should I?

Devyn: Oh you mean the non apology apology?

Billie: I wanna hear it

Nina: This is typical Joshuaa behavior Devyn. He can never admit his faults.

Jac: Because you grabbed a knife on her

Pat: I mean she did talk about her family *looks at Jac*

Devyn: Y’all don’t hold your breath.

Joshuaa: *stands up and clears throat* I would like to PUBLICLY and in front of the jury apparently, apologize for losing my temper, and for grabbing a knife. *sits back down*

Pat: Now you do the same, Devyn.

Devyn: Patrick, my livelihood effects my family. One isn’t any worse than the other.

Pat: They’re both equally bad.

Jac: Girl, you didn’t even say the words, I’m sorry… *laughs*

Devyn: I apologized the Joshuaa for his experience at my spa. I fired the tech who worked on him, and dropped my defamation lawsuit.

Joshuaa: Sorry, are you all involved in this issue? I don’t owe anyone a apology

Devyn: I wasn’t, and no one, including Joshuaa, harmed.

Leah: Joshuaa doesn’t owe anybody not involved an apology.

Jac: *slams table* Listen Joshuaa! I love you, but you grab a knife like that and you deserve to get your fucking ass beat

Leah: This should stay between Joshuaa and Devyn

Joshuaa: Jac, shut up. I’ve done it twice. I’m not doing it again

Devyn: Joshuaa, again, I apologize for you being harmed at my business place.

Jac: *nudges Joshuaa from across the table* Don’t tell me to shut up.

Billie: Your apology sucked and you wonder why no one is your friend. *shrugs*

Joshuaa: Don’t pull a knife on me again. Oh? So who isn’t my friend?

Tyler: ME

Devyn: I’m definitely not your friend now or ever.

Joshuaa: We all know you aren’t

Jac: It’s not about friendship Joshuaa. It’s about right and wrong

Pat: Guys enough, this is going nowhere. Just fucking be done with it

Devyn Confessional: Joshuaa came into town looking to start shit. He is bored, thirsty, and single. None of this surprises me.

Joshuaa: People just need to stop being up other people’s asses.

Devyn: Here we go, y’all need to get new material. We are all strong women at this table. Loyalty isn’t being up someone’s ass.

Pat: LOYALTY? You want to talk about Loyalty, Devyn? Who has loyalty here?

Devyn: Billie has it. Leah, Nina and Tyler. You on occasions.

Pat: You know what Devyn let’s talk about loyalty. All last year you used me as your mouthpiece because you were afraid the ladies would attack your business. You fed me information on Tyler, Nina, Leah and Brian. Well guess what Pinocchio, I’M PULLING THE STRINGS NOW AND ENDING YOUR REIGN OF TERROR.

Devyn: Patrick, what?

Jac: Oh, shut the fuck up, Pat *rolls eyes*

Billie: Pat, shut the fuck up. No one made you do a god damn thing.

Pat: Billie, go fucking eat something you irrelevant cunt

Nina: *laughs* Oh my…

Jac: Everyone is always feeding you shit. You’re a 50 year old woman with a child in College for fucks sake. Own your bullshit

Leah: Pat, this has gone too far.

Pat: You didn’t want to ruin your business, so you used me

Jac: *starts to clap* Get her out of here

Devyn: My business dealings? What the hell are you talking about Patrick? I’ve never needed you to speak for me. You needed me last year. Not the other way around.

Pat: I don’t need anyone sis, especially not a friend like you.

Leah Confessional: This is a true cluster fuck. I can’t even keep up. What in the actual fuck has happened? People are staring? This is not what the future First Lady of Twitter should be involved in

Just then the cameras see Leah motion for the security guards to come over, as they begin to walk towards the argument…

Pat: Don’t worry, I’m going, I’m going.

Tyler: Devyn was a good friend to you last year, Pat, come on.

Devyn: You came into this group lying. I had you back even while you were still lying to me.

Pat: Only thing is I’m held accountable for those lies. When will you be held accountable for everything you do?

Devyn: Don’t start no bullshit about me using you. If it wasn’t for me you would have had NO ONE in this city.

Pat: Or anything that ANY of you all do, honestly. It’s BULLSHIT! *walks away towards the exit*

Leah: Pat. Enough. Please! Everyone, I’m sorry this wasn’t what was supposed to happen.

Joshuaa: I think I’m going to leave too…

Jac: You should probably leave Joshuaa *waves Joshuaa off*

Joshuaa: *turns around* What’s your issue, Jac? What have I don’t now for you to speak to me like that?

Jac: *gets up and walks towards Joshuaa pointing at the table* You tell me to shut up when all I’m trying to do is make you accountable for your bullshit *raises voice*

Joshuaa: Don’t point your finger at me

Devyn Confessional: I can’t stand a disloyal bitch. That’s why I never told Patrick anything he could use against me. I on the other hand know a whole lot. Pick your enemies wisely Pat.

Jac: *raises voice louder* You grab a knife and expect to just skip by that?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME JOSHUAA?

Joshuaa: What’s going on here? I told you I apologized. You asked me to do it again and I did. Do you not remember what she said about me? About my CHILDREN? Your nieces! She deserves nothing more from me.

Jac: *gestures back at table* That little performance was beneath you and you know it! Was she wrong?! ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PER CENT AND I TOLD HER THAT SHIT

Joshuaa: Jac, calm your ass down. You weren’t at the ice cream parlor. I apologized and that’s good enough for me. So drop it

Nina: Are you drinking excessively again? Are you driving? You can’t do that again, especially with the kids in the car like that Joshuaa.

Joshuaa: What’s happening here? You two bitches coming for me?

Nina: You’re not making sense

Jac: *turns around to everyone* I have to get out of here before I do something I regret

Leah: Everyone. Get the fuck out! I’ve had enough of it ALL! *grabs things* You all don’t know how to fucking behave. Grow the fuck up. All of you!

Joshuaa Confessional: I don’t know what they’re doing but they’re not being my friend right now

Tyler: Look what you bitches did to my friend. *laughs* Broke her!

Jac Confessional: I love Joshuaa. He’s like my family. I’ve been there by his side through everything but this time he’s gone too far. His actions make me question our relationship. If I can’t tell you that you are wrong then how are we friends? How can I be your friend when all you want is to hear how amazing you are? No ma’am. That’s not friendship

Nina: *throws hands up as Joshuaa leaves* She needs help.

Tyler: Bless her heart…

Devyn: Bless it Lord.

As the women are seen laughing and collecting their stuff, the scene and episode end.

Next time on Ladies of Twitter…after a chaotic day at the fair, Joshuaa attempts to reach out to his old friends, in an attempt to resolve their issues. Tyler decides to invite some of the Ladies on a Girl’s Night Out. Devyn and Pat meet up, in an attempt to put their friendship back on track.