Season 10, Episode 18: “Beach Brawls”

Previously on Ladies of Twitter…the Ladies touched down in Barcelona, and arrived at a stunning villa. A game to determine the room assignments led to Pat being placed in the Maid’s Quarters. As Tyler arrived, trouble began as Joshuaa’s issues with Devyn and Tyler bubbled over, leading to arguments as the trip began…

As the episode begins, we see the Ladies all getting ready at the villa as another day begins in Barcelona, following their contentious breakfast. The scene then shifts as we see Pat and Devyn get in the back of a bus. The bus then arrives at a stunning cathedral in Barcelona, and the two get out and go inside as the scene begins…

Devyn Confessional: I’m not sure at all what’s happening with me and Pat. I’m struggling to know if I can trust him. We will see.

Pat: *whispers* Hey, want to sit outside? There’s a wonderful view of the cathedral

Devyn: *stands up* Yeah sure. Let’s go. *walks outside with Pat* It’s such a gorgeous day.

Pat: So let’s just get all of this out. We’ve been friends for too long for all of this to continue like this.

Devyn: You mean we’ve been friends for too long for you to defend people I don’t like. I agree.

Pat: Who exactly did I defend?

Devyn: Joshuaa. That’s clearly where your loyalties are now.

Pat: That’s not true. I don’t remember ever defending him.

Devyn: I don’t have an issue with Jac, but she has an issue with me. I don’t really care about that though.

Pat: I wanted us to play a game to instead of everyone throwing insults, everyone says something nice. Jac and Joshuaa didn’t say anything about you at all. Which to me was better, because I’m tired of the fighting

Devyn: That’s was better to you?

Pat: I thought that was better for everyone

Devyn: That tells me everything I need to know about this “friendship.”

Pat: I’ve defended you more times that I can count. I literally got physical with Joshuaa because of you. I have always had your back. When have you had mine? The ladies have attacked me from every which way and you’ve said nothing to any of them about it. You even got mad at me when Jac attacked me first! *laughs*

Devyn: *stands* It’s cool Pat. Like I said your loyalties are elsewhere and that’s ok. Not every relationship or friendship is meant to last forever. I defended you all last year Patrick. Don’t start with me.

Pat: Why are you standing? Sit down. You can’t ever have a legitimate conversation? Why is it that I have to always apologize for my faults but you have never apologized to me for yours?

Devyn: Oh I can have legitimate conversations when they are beneficial. This isn’t going anywhere. What do I need to apologize to you for?

Pat: Seriously? The way you’ve acted all year! This isn’t going anywhere because you’re mad at me since I’m tired of drama

Devyn: I’ve apologized to you for all those things.

Pat: You’re literally mad at me for no reason.

Devyn: This isn’t going anywhere because you aren’t loyal. I don’t have time or space for that.

Pat: You’ve been buddy buddy with Leah this whole trip. Did I ever question your loyalty? I’m not loyal in your eyes because I refuse to kiss your ass.

Devyn: I don’t need my ass kissed. If that’s how you feel. Cool. I’m done. Been done. Leah and I are cordial. We aren’t really friends. The only friends I have are Tyler and Billie.

Pat: I’ve apologized to you, ran after you, done things for you! You haven’t reciprocated and since now I’m attempting to have a cordial relationship with people you hate, I’m disloyal? Got it

Devyn: *catches the attention of a taxi* Welp, this was pointless. *gets in taxi and leaves*

Pat Confessional: Oh well, Devyn acts like this because she hates that I am moving forward with people. She wants people to hate me so they can love her more. No more

As Devyn is seen speeding off in a taxi, the scene shifts, we see Tyler and Jac standing outside a bicycle rental shop, we see the two begin to walk away from the shop with the bikes as the scene begins…

Jac Confessional: Over the past couple of months I feel like Tyler and I have drifted a little bit. *adjusts self in seat* You know we’ve definitely been on opposing sides of this group, so I’m hoping a nice bike ride through Barcelona will bring us back together. Hell she better be glad she has her very own tour guide right here

Jac: You look a little worse for wear this morning, *laughs* big night?

Tyler: Of course! I’m always down for a good time. It’s just a busy season in life *laughs* Your friend’s energy just killed any desire I had

Jac: Let’s not get into that right now! Let me show you around first before you start shading my girl *laughs*

Tyler: Sure *gets on bike as it begins to tip*

Jac: *turns to Tyler* So you know how to ride one of these chica? Use the peddles! One at a time girl

Tyler: In fact, I’ve rode a bike before. *laughs* It had two wheels on the back though so it was probably a little more expensive model

Jac: *laughs whilst peddling with Tyler* Let me guess, it’s Colin’s?

Tyler: Nonsense, Colin drives a BMW. *adjusts hair* That was Zack’s

Jac: OOP!! *laughs* Anyways girl, I thought I’d take us down along the Barcelona beach so we can have a chat.

Tyler: That sounds lovely! This is my first time in Spain

Jac: I’m a little disappointed that Leah hasn’t made more of an effort to show us the city, you know? Yacht dinners are ok I guess but what does that show you about the culture

Jac Confessional: I’ve been on hundreds of yachts all over the world. A yacht dinner don’t impress me miss Leah. Let’s step it up a bit

Tyler: Aside from breakfast, I’ve enjoyed myself since landing. My room is lovely. Most of the company is good.

Jac: *hops off bike* Okay chica, let’s take a seat here. *raises hands in air* Now this is Barcelona my friend!

The camera then pans across to show the gorgeous beach with the city skyline in the backdrop…

Tyler: STUNNING

Jac: See what I mean by Ms Leah keeping us cooped up in the house all day like caged chickens. *shakes head* This is my Barcelona

Tyler: Is that some shade towards Leah that I’m detected?

Jac: A wee bit *laughs*

Tyler: I can’t say a bad word…I love Leah. Other than the one thing

Jac: We know girl, *laughs* that’s your best friend

Tyler: At least my best friend doesn’t throw fits every 5.2 seconds though *nervous laugh*

Jac: I think you’re being hard on him Tyler. He’s going through a tough time right now and you bitches all have your daggers out *shakes head* just don’t be all like…uncool. You’re also supporting that big beast *points backwards*

Tyler: I sat there and took it at breakfast, Jac! Like a battered fucking wife while he went off uncontrollably and called me fraud and countless other names

Jac: *rolls eyes* Oh come on Tyler…that’s a bit fucking dramatic. *raises hands* Please Tyler, you aren’t innocent in all of this

Tyler: No, I’ve done wrong. I tried to move on with him weeks ago with Nina or to at least become cordial though. He wasn’t interested

Jac: I know you have but you treat him this way, and embrace a woman who was sleeping with your husband in the midst of a fight?! How would you react?!

Tyler: That’s the past though. Devyn and I agreed to start from the present this year

Jac: It’s a massive fuck you to him, Tyler, and you know it

Tyler: Joshuaa lit a match with Devyn, and now he’s mad that the match burnt down his curtains. *shrugs* Going to the press on something instead of the Lady is calculated, I don’t have sympathy for that

Jac: Explain to me how Joshuaa getting botched Botox from a bimbo that that beast hired is him lighting the match

Tyler: Going to the press is lighting a match, Jac. You know that. If somebody went to the press and said you sold furniture made by children in Indonesia, you’d lose your mind

Jac: He didn’t do that though Tyler

Tyler: So was it you or Kylee then? Because it seems like it would just be the three of you or the person who did it that could sell a story…

Jac: *looks shocked* Are you actually saying that to me right now?

Tyler: I don’t actually think you did it, I think he did, that’s what I saying though. The pool of potential suspects is small, Inspector Gadget could crack this case, darling.

Jac: He walked around *raises voice* for three weeks with a fucked up mug, and you’re going to say that to me. That I leaked it to the press?!

Tyler: Jac, don’t twist it that’s not what I said

Jac: Joshuaa’s botched face was enough evidence

Tyler: It isn’t though. How would the face have the details? Did he get Face by DEVine stamped on his forehead?

Jac: You’re really accusing me of doing that whilst we sit on a beach in Barcelona?! A beach I brought you to?! WOWWWW!

Tyler: JAC. I AM NOT SAYING YOU DID IT I am saying that it would have to be someone in that room. I think it was Joshuaa, as I led the conversation with.

Jac: You really are drinking the fucking kool-aid with that wombat looking ass bitch, aren’t you?! *gets up and gets on bike* I just need to be away from you right now

Tyler: JAC, are you kidding me? *watches as Jac pedals away* I could barely even ride this thing…

As the camera watches Jac pedal away and Tyler stand on the beach dumbfounded, the scene shifts. There, we see Joshuaa and Leah making their way into an art museum and looking at the pieces as the scene begins…

Leah Confessional: So this trip has gotten off to a wild start, and I’m hoping taking some time with Joshuaa will help repair things

Leah: How are you feeling today, beautiful?

Joshuaa: Not great, but oh well. I’m sorry I’m such a mess right now. I just cannot stand Devyn

Leah: What’s really going on J? You let her get under your skin in an instant.

Joshuaa: She’s coming for me and my life. I can’t take it anymore

Leah: I get it, but you went apeshit on her

Joshuaa: She gets away with it too!

Leah: The best revenge is not letting her see you sweat

Joshuaa: I’m having a cease and desist made up right now

Leah: Are you serious? Wow. It’s that serious

Joshuaa: Leah, I have a lawsuit to finish. I have a business to run. I have a divorce happening, probably. *begins to hyperventilate* I. Can’t. Do. It

Leah: Okay honey, calm down, calm down. *hugs Joshuaa*

Joshuaa: I’m stretched to the max

Leah: It’s going to be okay

Joshuaa: And I’m in Spain yelling at a fucking clown. I’m so sorry!

Leah: Listen. You’re here. She’s here. Ignore her. Don’t let her get to you. Enjoy this time. I mean I’m doing it with Pat. She’s trying so hard to get under my skin but I won’t allow it

Joshuaa: I won’t. I just need to not be near her.

Joshuaa Confessional: These ladies know NOTHING about my struggles, and yet they are so nasty and cruel. It’s hard…

Joshuaa: Yeah, I thought you and Pat were good now? Now you’re not?

Leah: She’s paranoid. It’s funny when she’s talking shit about me it’s the truth but anything said about her is evil. I have bigger things going on than dealing with Pat.

Joshuaa: I’m staying out of that one. You two go back further than anyone else. What’s happening?

Leah: Pat’s one big faker. This lifestyle, a book on parenting, it’s bullshit

Joshuaa: I’m not surprised to be honest, like, what is wrong with some of these women? They want to annihilate us

Leah: I can see right through her crap and she tries to tear me down before it’s revealed. You’re right, which is why we can’t let them see us be affected by it. Kill them with success. Now come on. Let’s go finish looking around before we head out

Joshuaa: Let’s do it! *gets up* Thank you for this, Leah.

Joshuaa Confessional: I’m here for Leah, she’s one of the nicest girls this group has ever seen.

The scene then shifts to later in the day, as we see the Ladies getting off the bus at an airfield where two helicopters are ready for takeoff. We see the Ladies get into the helicopters as the cameras watch them fly away. The camera then focuses in on a private island, where we see the helicopters land, near a beautifully private patio with a bar. The Ladies make their way to the patio as the scene begins…

Jac: Leah, this is fabulous

Leah: Well, thank you honey! Hopefully the helicopter wasn’t too rocky

Tyler: Love this beach, bravo Leah!

Jac: Not as rocky as some of these relationships *laughs*

Leah Confessional: This trip has gotten off to a rough start but I’m determined to give these girls a good time. They can say a lot about Leah, but cheap isn’t one of them

Tyler: That’s the truth Jac *laughs*

Joshuaa: I’m ready to relax. *grabs a cocktail fro the butler*

Devyn: *grabs a drink from the bar* Today is really a gorgeous day. I can’t complain at all.

Leah: So how is everyone enjoying the trip?

Tyler: I’ve had fun aside from earlier *laughs*

Jac: Up until today, it’s been a bit underwhelming. *takes a sip of the new cocktail Joshuaa has given me* This is better

Leah: Oh well I’m so sorry Jac.

Jac: It could be because when I come to Barcelona, I’m all about luxury and experiencing the culture. But that’s just me

Devyn: Leah, it’s ok. Ms. High Expectations expects greatness wherever she goes. It’s why I’ve chosen her to do business with even though we don’t get along.

Jac: Don’t even insinuate you are talking about me Devyn. Keep that cute mute energy you had last night. Please

Devyn: I was literally being nice.

Joshuaa: I have to LAUGH.

Jac: “Ms High Expectations” is not nice. It’s like if I say Ms Big and Busty. That’s not nice, is it?

Devyn: I have a big ass. We have that covered. I’m not talking about your body ever because I’m not that kinda woman. But go off.

Jac: Ass, legs, thighs, elbows, knees and toes

Devyn: *rolls eyes* Where’s Nina?

Tyler: I have no idea the last time I saw her *laughs* It seems like ages

Leah: She’s a ghost

Joshuaa: Jac, what happened to her? I saw she’s in Ibiza suddenly with a guy

Jac Confessional: After the first night, Nina decided to leave Barcelona. She and I have been in constant communication but I don’t think she’d want me sharing anything with this group of women. You can take the women out of Haterville but you can’t take Haterville out of the women

Leah: Her next meal ticket, it’s whatever

Jac: What I can say is that she’s safe and happy *sips drink*

Leah: So ladies I have to share something…as you all know the campaign is nearing the end and while we’ve been confident about the possible win, due to some changes it possible he may not win *stares at Pat* There’s been someone sharing defamatory information to voters and misleading them

Joshuaa: Oh noooo, when is the final vote?

Tyler: Oh nonsense, what makes you say that? He’s leading in polls

Leah: The vote is next week, Joshuaa.

Pat: Don’t look at me, Leah. His opponent is for working families. What has Apollo given to anyone?

Joshuaa: You’d know about lies, huh?

Jac: *flicks hair out of face* Hold on, can I just ask…because I haven’t been really paying attention to the campaign. Leah, is your husband running as a Republican

Leah: Pat, you know Apollo well and what he’s done for the community. Don’t do this. And Apollo is a Democrat and everybody knows that

Pat: Is he though? I guess we shall see on election day when we go to the ballot box

Joshuaa Confessional: I mean… I just don’t think anyone should run for mayor. Leah’s husband thinks he will win because he’s hot as fuck. *shrugs*

Devyn: Pat’s in the minority on this, Leah.

Leah: It’s fine. Everybody here knows Apollo and his character and what he stands for. If you don’t, you’re just evil

Pat: Don’t speak for anyone here Devyn.

Devyn: I just did Pat.

Pat: We know Apollo’s character all right…

Leah Confessional: The campaign is going to be fine. It’s just scary to think how evil people will be. Apollo is the best candidate and some just hate to see it

Leah: Like we know yours Pat

Devyn: Just because he dumped doesn’t mean he had bad character or judgement. *shrugs*

Pat: At least I own my fucking character! When will he own his? And shut up, DEVYN! No one is even speaking to you

Devyn: I’m speaking to you Pat.

Leah: Pat was never in the running lets make that clear. My husband has standards even for him. Anyway moving along…

Devyn: You came to this city trying to get a dime from them because you were broke. Don’t get high and mighty now. You’re only a NYT best seller because your publisher bought a shit ton of them.

Joshuaa: Can we switch gears? I don’t care to listen to you two bicker

Tyler: Yeah, even I agree. This is uncomfortable

Just then Pat walks away from the table and is followed by Jac…

Jac: *walks after Pat* Pat! Stop! Don’t walk off

Pat: JAC, I AM SO DONE!

Jac: Pat, girl don’t let that bitch get to you

Pat: I’m not putting up with this

Jac: She hasn’t eaten in a few hours. She’s probably just hungry girl. Anyways, there’s something I want to tell you about Nina. So… *looks around to make sure the other girls aren’t listening* You know how she’s kind of been MIA since we got to Barcelona? Well…she didn’t want me to tell all the girls but because the two of you are close I thought I’d let you know, but she’s getting married in like 36 HOURS! So right after the final dinner tomorrow, I’m flying out to Ibiza to be at the wedding *quietly squeals*

Pat: WHAT??? That’s so exciting! I’m so happy for her.

Jac Confessional: Nina called me just before we came to the private island and spilled that a top talent agent in LA proposed to her and that the two are planning a wedding in Ibiza

Jac: Let’s keep this under wraps for now…and get back to the group.

The Ladies then walk back and take their seats with girls…

Joshuaa: So Jac, I’ve just seen on Instagram… *shows Jac a post about Nina getting engaged* What’s happening?

Jac: *takes a sip* She’s happy. As you can see, she’s engaged and I think as women and a group of friends we should all be supportive of that *looks around*

Tyler: I agree. Congratulations to her. Everyone should be happy

Joshuaa: Hey, it’s about time she does something with her life! *laughs* I kid, I kid. Like you are Miss Tyler

Jac: Whether it’s a recent engagement or banging your 21 year old assistant…same thing, right?

Devyn: Banging assistants?

Tyler: Who’s banging their assistant? Devyn, I told you enough with coworkers. *laughs*

Joshuaa: Oh Jac and Pat told me you were

Tyler: *laughs* ME? Says who?

Jac: *looks at Tyler* Really?

Tyler: Who saw me have sex?

Pat: I mean all I said was that you were on his lap…I didn’t say anything about sex

Tyler: I sat on his lap, Pat is absolutely right

Joshuaa: Lovely, I’m glad you’re finally getting some bitch

Jac: *raises hand* I didn’t see you have sex. I was told you were dry humping the poor boy so hard that he almost climaxed but maybe that isn’t sexual

Joshuaa: Lord knows those furry gates needed some penetration!

Devyn: Tyler is living his best life. Who are we to judge?

Tyler: See wouldn’t it be so great if somebody saw me doing that? That would be GREAT for you girls

Pat Confessional: Is it weird that Tyler is hanging out with his assistant? Yes. Do I care? Not really.

Jac: No one is judging you Tyler. It’s fine. We all want you to be happy and you are definitely in a better mood when you get regular dick

Pat: Does Zack know y’all have kissed?

Just then Joshuaa gets a phone call and walks away…

Tyler: See but the thing is, I’ve only kissed him *laughs* Zack does not know I’ve kissed him

Devyn Confessional: Patrick and Jac both need a man or woman hell. Maybe they will be less infatuated with Tyler’s life.

Tyler: And I didn’t know Zack was committing business fraud and changing the dynamic either, so we’re good

Jac: How do you think he’d feel knowing his wife is all over town behaving in a sexual manner with your assistant?

Tyler: Oh stop with your ignorant shit, Jac

Jac: I just know Beau would be livid but I don’t know. I’m in a healthy relationship so…

Tyler: What sexual behavior? Sitting on a man’s lap is not sexual. Hate to break the news

Leah: So just so I’m clear. We’re going to judge Tyler for what he’s done?

Jac: No one is judging Tyler. You lot were running your mouths about Nina and how she’s going to milk her new fiancé dry. I guess Colin is doing the same with Tyler then…

Leah: Let’s talk about your prison record Pat, let’s talk about my plastic surgery, Devyn’s businesses, Jac’s shit. Everybody has shit so the fact that you all want to judge her is insane to me

Tyler: I actually never said that dingbat. I said good for her.

Leah: This is crazy. *stands up and starts walking back to helicopter*

Jac: If you judge, I judge. If you be a bitch, I be a bitch *shrugs*

Tyler: PERFECT! *gets up and follows Leah* Let’s go

As Tyler and Leah begin making their way to the helicopter, the scene and episode end.

Next time on Ladies of Twitter…the Ladies conclude their trip to Barcelona as they attempt to move forward from some of their arguments. One Lady has a blunt reaction to her issues, and leaves the trip early. Jac and Tyler’s issues intensify as the trip concludes. Nina shocks Jac, who comes with a surprise of her own to Nina’s nuptials…