Season 15, Episode 10: “Bye Bye Bridesmaid”

Ladies of Twitter
29 min readMar 4, 2023
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As the episode begins and the intro fades from the screen, we hear upbeat music, as a drone flies over Twitter capturing shots of Twitter from the sky. We see shots of the Twitter skyline followed by clips of the women going about their days. The scene shows Grace typing away on her book at her office desk, followed by Devyn tasting cakes with her fiancé Corey. The scene then focuses in on Harlow’s office as we see her closely inspecting pieces of jewelry with glasses on behind her desk and the scene focuses in…

Harlow’s Office

Luciana’s Confessional: Harlow is getting me together with the queen of Pizza Hut, and I’m not going to lie…I need their advice.

Luciana: Luciana walks up to the office and knocks on the door. Hello?

Luciana

Harlow: Harlow opens the door. Luci!!! My babe!!! Harlow hugs Luci. How are you my darling?

Harlow

Luciana: Gorgeous dolly, look at you!!

Harlow: Look at you! Getting younger day by day! Harlow laughs.

Billie: Billie walks up and opens to the door as Luciana shuts it behind her. Hey girls!! Billie looks around at Harlow’s building. What is this honey?

Billie’s Confessional: Oh Harlow, that Harlow. She invited me and Olive Garden to her building for a sneak peek of her jewelry line… I’m glad to see this girl actually working and not just behind a counter checking out the moms that come into her boutique.

Billie

Luciana: Billie girl is here!

Harlow: Oh, hey Billie. Harlow hugs Billie. This is part of my office.

Billie: I love it!! These pieces! Billie picks up jewelry. They look divine!

Harlow: Right?

Billie: Billie glances at Luciana. Hi there! I didn’t know you’d be here…

Luciana: Is that a problem?

Billie: No, I said hello, DIDNT I? Billie laughs.

The camera watches as Harlow smirks watching the interaction….

Harlow’s Confessional

Harlow’s Confessional: I knew there would be trouble between these 2 gremlins. Harlow looks to the side and grins.

Luciana: Luciana laughs. Ugh, I don’t even remember!

Billie: Anyways Harlow, what’s going on with you? I felt like it’s been a minute since I’ve seen you!

Luciana: Anywho, who wants champagne to celebrate Harlow! Luciana pulls out two bottles.

Harlow: I know! Well, I’ve been busy. Working my ass off. Just pulling my weight… Harlow looks at Luciana. Oh, dear heavens!

Luciana: Surprise!

Billie: Oh my god! What are we popping champs at 9 am for?

Luciana: For mimosas!

Billie: Billie walks over to Harlow’s stainless-steel refrigerator. I think Harlow has orange juice!

Luciana: I’ll take mine straight. Anyway, thanks for meeting today girls. I need advice.

Billie: Wait, I thought this was for Harlow… Billie looks confused. What’s going on?

Harlow: Harlow looks at Luciana. What happened?

Luciana: Hear me out…I invite the girls on an amazing trip for Devyn and Erica. Devyn ruins it, and attacks you, Billie. This is NOT okay. So…I just think I need to drop out of her wedding.

Billie: You THINK? Are you saying you’re sticking up for your Pizza Hut sister? Billie laughs.

Luciana: Deep dish pizza and all!

Harlow: I definitely think that Devyn’s attack was uncalled for.

Luciana: She’s a BEAST!

Billie: My water toss was harmless. Her throwing out baseless accusations is NOT. But, after Tyler’s healing ceremony she is good with me. I kinda aired out some of her skeletons.

Luciana: I’m just not over it yet. Call me petty, but she ruined a trip of a lifetime.

Luciana’s Confessional: The trip of A LIFETIME!

Luciana: Harlow, what’s going on in your life?

Harlow: Well, you obviously are able to figure out what’s going on…the divorce. Harlow looks down.

Luciana: Ohhh baby… I’m sorry.

Billie: Billie grabs Harlow’s hand. How are the kids doing?

Harlow: It’s been emotionally draining for them as well. I feel bad.

Billie: I can only imagine. What can we do to lift your spirits?

Luciana: Besides drinking more spirits!

Harlow: Harlow chuckles. All I want is support. That’s all I need. This is a hard time, and just simple support from my friends will make me feel so much better, and it will be a huge impact to me emotionally.

Billie: Do you not feel the support from all the ladies?

Harlow: Harlow shakes her head. I feel from some, it’s shady, and they don’t believe my story, and insinuate false narratives.

Luciana: Who?

Luciana’s Confessional

Luciana’s Confessional: I think Harlow is having a hard time with this group. These ladies are cutthroat and Harlow is more gentle…

Billie: I kinda zoned out during that. What was the false narratives?

Harlow: I feel it’s coming from Erica and Leila. They kept tryna say I was cheating and all of that. Why would I ever cheat? They don’t know me like that!

Harlow’s Confessional

Harlow’s Confessional: No, I am not loud. But will I speak my mind and go bonkers? Yes. If I’m pushed to my limits.

Billie: Them two are hard to get along with but those are my girls. I think you three need to sit down and hash this shit out. Be gentle, but don’t let these girls run over you.

Luciana: Maybe we can even be there for you. Just in case things get rough.

Harlow: Oh. Harlow rolls her eyes. I don’t ever think a sit down would be… convenient.

Billie: But I got to get running, Harlow! Thanks for having me! Luci, we good right? I could maybe meditate it, Harlow. I would never say never.

Luciana: I better get running back to the bar too…

Harlow: Harlow hugs Luci and Billie. It was great having you guys visit!

As Harlow walks Luciana and Billie to the door, we watch as the camera transitions and we see the women continue through their days. We watch as Erica walks into a doctor’s appointment, followed by a clip as Luciana rushes into her Exotic Lounge for their midday Happy Hour. The scene then focuses in as we see Teairra posing for a photoshoot in front of a car. We watch as she smiles and poses, before she begins to walk off to a chair on the set…

Teairra’s Confessional: I like Devyn! She’s iffy sometimes, but we’re not enemies so I feel like it’s only right I invite her to my set and get to chit chat with her just to see where her heads at! So much has gone on in these few couple of days, like it’s a lot to discuss and I need a chill pill… I think. Teairra laughs.

Teairra

Teairra: Teairra fans herself sitting in her chair. Lord!

Devyn: Devyn walks in with set security personnel. There she is! Hey Teairra. You look stunning.

Devyn’s Confessional: I was surprised to get an invite to be Teairra’s plus one at a photo shoot. We are becoming friends I think, but I think we’re definitely trying to feel out the other one. Let’s see how this goes.

Devyn

Teairra: Hey, hey! Teairra stands up and hugs. You do too! Let’s take a seat. Teairra walks back over and sits down. It’s been so much going on, chile.

Devyn: Boy has it. This place is as secure as the White House. I thought they would ask for my first born to verify my identity. Devyn laughs.

Teairra: Teairra laughs. Ain’t it? I had to have it put together you never know nowadays, but how are you?

Devyn: I’m great. Wedding planning is shaping up. The only downside is the wedding party. Is it bad that I want to un-bridesmaid a few people?

Teairra: No, it’s understandable but who are you considering dropping? Teairra sips water through her straw.

Devyn: I think maybe Leila and Luci…I’m still thinking about it. I prematurely asked them as a slight to Erica and Billie, and now I need to undo it. It was an unforced error for sure. I feel bad, but it’s my wedding.

Teairra: Teairra widens her eyes. I agree with that decision though, Leila is an overall messy person in every aspect, and Luci, well I’m not sure about her, I’m starting to feel like she doesn’t really like me. But what’s the reason? For you? Just feel they aren’t a fit?

Devyn: I guess I just feel like I’m not close enough with them for them to stand with me that day. Leila and I have been friends for years, but sometimes it seems more transactional and superficial. For Luci, we just reestablished our friendship during the Legends trip. However, the sloppy planning of my Bachelorette weekend and the lies have made me feel unsure about her.

Teairra: Teairra nods. Oh, that makes sense.

Devyn: Please keep this between us. I am trusting you, Teairra. I know we aren’t great friends yet, but I think you’re great. No matter who says otherwise. I sympathize with you and your husband.

Teairra: Of course I’ll keep this between us, I feel as though you understand my point about my husband being that you’re in the doctor field as well, these other ladies just don’t get it..

Devyn: Why is Erica so hell bent on calling you a murderer? That’s not hormones. It’s vicious, defamatory, and uncalled for.

Teairra: I didn’t think she was calling me a murderer directly, it was more aimed at my husband, but if she was, she should be lucky I don’t take her to court for defamation! Because allegations like that aren’t to joke with. Especially with somebody that knows the real Erica, I would never take it that far with her.

Devyn: Who is the REAL Erica? Devyn sips water.

Teairra: Years before she moved here, she used to get around, I wouldn’t call her an escort…but I would hope Robert did his monthly checkups before marrying her, I’m just saying. Devyn shrugs. But see I would never say that to her, I feel like she had some hard times back then. I don’t want to give her PTSD, but it’s like you’re actually trying to harm me and my image.

Devyn: Oh my God! For real? Listen, I don’t knock sex workers, but that’s rich considering her self-righteous indignation.

Teairra’s Confessional

Teairra’s Confessional: Production asks Teairra, “So, was Erica a sex worker?” Teairra looks to the left and the right before laughing. No comment.

Teairra: Teairra nods. She acts like she’s above everybody, but she doesn’t fall that far from the tree, that’s why I’m just so shocked at the way she acts now…it’s actually like who is this lady.

Devyn: Wow. I can’t say I’m shocked.

Devyn’s Confessional

Devyn’s Confessional: Erica was an escort? You don’t say. Such an interesting turn of events. We all have a past, but she’s hiding hers. She’s on Teairra so much about her past that I wouldn’t be surprised if Teairra spilled this tea.

Teairra: And the thing is…the same “Angie” chick that was telling her information about MY husband is the same person who was confirming everything I just said, but that’s her source. Teairra sips her water.

Devyn: Angie is so messy. What’s her end game? I’m like Tyler now. Subpoena Angie.

Teairra: Teairra laughs. I don’t even know with that lady, we stopped talking years ago so for Erica to bring her up was laughable, she’s just a weirdo but enough of them! Are you and Billie good now? It almost slipped my mind.

Devyn: Girl no. Tyler tried though. I’m just not sure how you get over someone lying about you trying to sleep with them. I’m trying to work it out in therapy though.

Teairra: That was weird though honestly, what was Billie trying to achieve there? Was it because it was allegations about Erica as well? It looked like monkey see monkey do. But that’s good that you’re in therapy, I didn’t know it would affect you to that extent.

Devyn: It was exactly monkey see monkey do. I’ve been in therapy for a while. Years.

Teairra: Oh, so it’s just something to add onto what you’re already dealing with. These women are something else and I don’t even know with Grace at this point, one minute we’re cool & the next she’s stirring the pot. She’s getting too old for that honestly.

Devyn: Agreed. We called a cease fire on our issues, but I’m not disagreeing with you. I hope this book really changes her.

Teairra: Anybody can lie in a book; they’re just letting anybody write books at this point. Teairra laughs. I don’t see the growth, but I also hope she changes.

Devyn: Devyn laughs. It was so great talking and catching up. Let’s do a double date soon. I need to meet Dr. Blanco.

Teairra: Oh, of course! I’m sure he would love your husband! Teairra stands up and opens her arms for a hug. I have to finish this shoot anyways, but I had to get some things off my chest. Teairra laughs.

Devyn: Devyn hugs Teairra. Sounds great. Talk soon. Where’s my secret service to escort me out of here?

Teairra: Thank you, you as well! Teairra looks as security slowly approaches. There they are! We’ll talk soon.

Devyn’s Confessional

Devyn’s Confessional: It was lovely to bond with Teairra. Hopefully we can build on it in the future.

As Devyn is escorted off the set, the scene transitions to the following day as fast paced music plays and we see shots of Leila’s boutique in the heart of Twitter. We see shots of the bustling streets followed by shots of the clients inside the boutique as Leila’s staff and Leila herself help customers.

Leila’s Boutique

Leila’s Confessional: I’m back y’all! I had a bad case of the flu and needed to rest, but now I’m healthy and ready to see what these ladies have been up to!

Leila

Just then, the camera pans as we see Erica making their way up the busy street and entering the boutique…

Erica’s Confessional: I haven’t seen my girl Leila in a little bit because she’s been down and under the weather, so it’ll be nice to catch up with my girl and also get started with some pieces .

Erica: Erica walks in waving. Hello, hello!

Erica

Grace: Grace walks in right behind Erica. Hi girls!

Grace’s Confessional: I’m glad to be in a better place with Erica and Leila, I’m a bit upset about what was said about my book, so yeah. This group can’t see someone who’s changing.

Grace

Leila: Heeeeeyyy girlies! Come in! Leila ushers them to a couch area and hands them champagne.

Grace: Oh champagne! Wow!

Leila: The best service for y’all!

Erica: Erica hands Leila the glass back. Now Leila! Erica laughs.

Leila: Leila looks at Erica and then looks at her belly. SHIT!

Grace: I’ll have it! Grace laughs.

Leila: What you want girl?

Erica: A sparkling water would be just fine. Erica laughs.

Leila: Leila runs over to bar in the back and comes back with a sparkling water, almost tripping. Oh chile, these heels! Okay… Leila sits down and breathes. So, what’s been up with you two!? I’m so out of the loop…

Erica: Erica sips her water. Thank you, girl you missed this “healing” party with Tyler the other day. Erica laughs. It was a complete mess. Wish you were there.

Grace: It was a lot. I’m so over the double standards in this group! It’s ridiculous.

Leila: Well, I haven’t seen y’all since that last dinner on the trip when Dev and Billie got physical. That was so baaaad! I left, I was so disgusted.

Grace: That makes no sense to me

Erica: I was mortified! For someone who is some socialite in Twitter, that was very classless.

Grace: Billie seems to just want an issue with Devyn because of you Erica.

Erica: Billie’s head almost came off.

Grace: She’s friends with Devyn for years and all of a sudden turns on her.

Grace’s Confessional: It’s just nonsense if you ask me! Grace shrugs.

Erica: I don’t believe that’s the case, Devyn and her have a complicated history that we know nothing about.

Grace: Well, on Legends, they were best friends.

Leila: Billie was def bating Dev…nobody should pull anyone’s hair but Billie knew what she was doing talking her shit. That and her pouring the water on her? Like what?

Grace: You don’t put your hands on anyone! Grace points to a bag sitting on a shelf. Oh, I love that bag! Can I get it?

Leila: Yessss girl! Pick out what you want, it’s on the house today.

Grace: What? No! Let me at least pay 50%.

Leila: No, your good girl! It’s on me!

Leila’s Confessional

Leila’s Confessional: I’m saving Grace from her credit card being declined. Leila laughs. I’m joking, I’m actually starting to like the bitch.

Grace: Also, since when was it a crime to ask questions? They kept calling me Nancy Shrew!

Erica: Erica giggles. Well Grace, you are very, very nosey. I have no problem with it. Erica laughs. But you are.

Leila: You do ask a lot of questions, but most of the time we are all thinking it you just say it. Leila laughs. So, what happened at this Tyler person’s party? Was Tiny T there?

Grace: Well yeah, but you have to be around these bitches. They’re all so secretive!

Grace’s Confessional

Grace’s Confessional: Thank you Leila. I say what everyone else is thinking!

Erica: Erica rolls her eyes. She sure was. Lying and all as always.

Leila: Y’all fought again?

Grace: I heard something about her this morning actually…

Leila: She’s so annoying, thinking she can hide all her skeletons.

Grace: Apparently, she cheated on her husband when he was caught at the hospital, having made a mistake or whatever he did.

Leila’s Confessional

Leila’s Confessional: Here’s the deal with Tiny T…her husband killed a patient by mistake and shit went down. The lawsuit drained that bank account of theirs and they moved to Twitter. Now he’s an intern at some hospital and she’s here in our group lying. Leila shakes her head.

Leila: What hasn’t this girl done? Leila laughs. I’m not surprised.

Erica: Erica smirks. Well… if I was damn near broke, I would try and find a new man quickly as well.

Leila: She’s a liar and is trying to hide her truth.

Grace: Well, do we know she’s broke or not? I looked at her home and she for sure bought it.

Leila: Look at her and her fashions it’s screaming cheap. Trust me, I know.

Grace: She bought it in cash…I was annoyed I didn’t get the listing and made a call, and that’s what was said.

Leila: All cash…that’s suspicious

Grace: Grace nods. Who has that kind of money?

Leila: Not her…

Erica: Erica starts laughing. Leila please!

Leila: Anyway, enough about that cheating hoe.

Erica: Grace, what was that about your book? I feel like everybody was just crapping on you the other day about it.

Leila: I actually wanted to let y’all know that I’ll be hosting a fashion show for the boutique at our new location to introduce it for everyone. I’d love for you two to come!

Grace: I’ll be there Leila!

Erica: Oh Leila, I would love to come! Give me a maternity fit and I’ll walk it too.

Leila: Oops, forget about my thing, what were they saying ‘bout your book? Leila leans in.

Grace: And yeah, I’m tired of them being like that with me

Leila: Don’t mind me asking but what’s your book about? Is it personal or business?

Grace: Having it all, but then realizing you don’t have it all and you’re a mess. It was a business book turned personal, and well…

Leila: Leila nods. Okay, okay.

Grace: It’s actually really hard for me to write. I’ve made a lot of mistakes, been a bitch, and made enemies where I could have been the better person. Grace tears up. It’s the therapy I didn’t want to have.

Leila: Aww baby, don’t cry. Leila grabs Grace’s hand.

Leila’s Confessional

Leila’s Confessional: I feel kinda…bad for her. These girls are shitting on something she’s working so hard mentally to write. What the fuck?

Grace: But, at the same time, it’s like what else do I need to do for them to just accept me.

Leila: Prove them wrong, that’s what you do. Put out the best book ever and spit in their face. Leila laughs.

Erica: Don’t cry Grace, you have proven people wrong about your business, so do it again with your book.

Grace’s Confessional

Grace’s Confessional: It’s so nice to hear words of encouragement from the girls, I have to let my guard down but remember the mission, to make a book others can relate to.

As the Ladies continue chatting, the scene transitions to several days later as we see the People’s Choice Awards. We hear upbeat and triumphant music as we see the red carpet with reporters and cameras everywhere, before seeing a shot of Billie stepping out of the back of a blacked-out SUV and beginning to pose…

Billie

Billie’s Confessional: Today is the People’s Choice Awards and I was asked to go and represent my movie: Scream! I am getting nostalgia of my days on red carpets from Days of Our Lives!

Interviewer: Billie Reed is good to see you on the carpet tonight! What can you tease about the new Scream movie?

Billie: Oh wow, THERE’S a lot to expect with the new movie coming out! I definitely expect an ending you never seen coming!

Interviewer: That’s great! How was it playing the role as the mother of the victim in this movie? What sets this movie aside from any other Scream movie?

Billie: Well, for one, it’s filmed in New York this time so we are in a completely different location, but this time there’s a twist that no one, even me could’ve figured it out!

Interviewer: So, we see you’re back for Ladies of Twitter and it’s rumored that it’s returning soon! What can you tease about the new season?

Billie

Billie: Oh, them crazy bitches? This season is NUTS. I think this season is scarier than the movie I filmed! Billie laughs. No joke!

Interviewer: Who are you closest to on the cast as of right now?

Billie: I’ll tell you this much, the dynamics are always shifting with these Ladies of Twitter. The only consistent ones have been Erica, Harlow, Teairra, and Leila so far! The others it depends on the day of the week…

Interviewer: Well thank you so much Billie for stopping by and chatting with us you look fabulous as always! That was Billie Reed with Ladies of Twitter!

Billie is then shown sitting inside the award show as she receives a text that is shown across the screen…

Text on Billie’s Phone
Billie’s Confessional

Billie’s Confessional: A producer asks Billie, “So, what is happening? Can you talk about what that text is referring to?” I am being sued by an old stylist for not paying her for her work. I will let the justice system do the talking for me.

The scene then transitions to the next morning as we see Billie FaceTiming someone before Erica answers and appears on the phone…

Billie: Erica, I am really going through it my friend. I am going to need you to support me, okay?

Erica: What’s going on sis!? Is everything okay?

Billie: Well, I’m being sued. It’s just total bullshit because this girl is claiming I didn’t pay her in full for her work. It’s the furthest from the truth!

Erica: Girl, it’s probably a girl looking for a moment! Just be careful because these ladies are going to gossip about it, but you know I got you friend! Me and Robert got your back through it all!

Billie: Thank you Erica, I really can’t thank you enough for your support!

Erica: Of course, do you know why this girl would do this?

Billie: I think I might have an idea of who put this bug in her ear to do this, but I do not know for certain.

Erica: Erica gasps. Are you saying that someone put her up to this? Do you think it’s someone we know?

Billie: Maybe…but let’s just see how this plays out in the court.

Erica: I agree, but now I need to know who!

As the two are shown continuing to FaceTime, the cameras transition to several days later. The camera pans over Twitter as we see busy streets and crowded sidewalks. The scene then focuses in as we hear luxurious music and see Harlow’s office as staff is placing jewelry in displays and Harlow is walking around checking their work…

Harlow’s Showroom

Harlow: I think this is good. Right? Harlow looks at one of her employees.

Harlow’s Confessional: I invited the girls out to my office to showcase some of my upcoming jewelry. I hope they’ll like it. Some of my jewelries are things they can’t afford. Harlow smirks.

Harlow

Teairra: Teairra looks left and right as she hop out of her car approaching the door and walks in. Harlow??

Harlow: T! How are you?! Harlow hugs Teairra.

Teairra: Teairra hugs Harlow. I’m amazing, how are you? This is SO cute.

Teairra

Grace: Grace walks in. Oh, someone put the heating on! It’s cold! Hi Harlow! Here I got you some fireball!

Grace

Harlow: Harlow hugs Grace. How are you? It’s so nice to see you!

Luciana: Hope I’m not late!

Luciana’s Confessional: There’s a lot we need to talk about as a group…a lot.

Luciana

Grace: Good to see you. Luci, what are you wearing?

Luciana: I just went to the renaissance fair! It was the time of my life

Teairra: Teairra looks over at Luciana. I could’ve sworn Halloween passed! Teairra laughs.

Grace: I love it, is that vintage Vera?

Luciana: Yes! Nothing but the best for Luci Lu! Luciana twirls.

Erica: Erica struts in looking around. Well this is something, Hello, Hello everyone.

Leila: Hey, hey, hey! Wassup Erica! Leila hugs Erica.

Leila’s Confessional: Out of NOWHERE I get a text from Harboring to attend her jewelry launch or something I don’t even know. But what’s this girl inviting us all over for when she’s said two damn words. Leila sips her drink.

Leila

Erica: Erica hugs Leila. Fabulous as always diva.

Erica

Devyn: Devyn walks in. Hello ladies. Teairra and Leila understood the assignment.

Devyn

Teairra: Thank you Devyn! You did as well, you look amazing.

Leila: Where’s the drinks? Leila looks around. Mama needs some alcohol.

Devyn: Thanks T. Devyn sees Luciana. What in the Adams Family?

Grace: So, you’ve been MIA Harlow, what’s new, tell me.

Harlow: Well, I’ve been of course focusing on this. I hope you ladies like it! It’s nice to see you.

Erica: Erica waddles over to Grace and Harlow. I was wondering where the host was! Hi loves.

Harlow: Hi Erica. How are you? Nice to see you! Harlow hugs Erica.

Billie: Billie walks into the event. Hello, hello ladies!!

Billie

Luciana: Luciana walks over to Devyn. Hi Dev!

Devyn: Hi Luci. What are you wearing? You look like Dracula’s sister.

Luciana: Oh wow!! When you have a chance, I need to have a word. It’s about the wedding.

Devyn: Sure Luci, let’s do it.

Luciana: Listen, I want to thank you for asking me to be in your wedding, but I’m going to decline the invite after everything that went down on my trip that I planned.

Devyn: That’s fine. I just told Teairra I was planning to rescind the invitation after the lackluster Bachelorette party and the lies. We’re good. Devyn walks away. Where are the jewels? Is this just a sip and see, or are we buying?

Teairra: Teairra widens her eyes. Oh my!

Grace: Oh, the fake friendship has finally ended.

Luciana’s Confessional: Well, that went easier than I thought…

Luciana: I need a drink! Gracie, where’s the drinks my babe? Luciana walks over to Grace.

Teairra: Teairra looks Devyn and walks to her. You good?

Devyn: Yes, I’m good. The issue we discussed about the wedding is getting easier by the day.

Leila: Now am I still in the wedding chile? Leila chuckles.

Grace: What happened?

Luciana: I told Devyn I’m done. I don’t want to partake in her wedding after she treated Billie that way. She ruined the trip.

Harlow: Harlow walks over to Grace and Luciana. What’s going on? It sounds nuts everywhere!

Grace: Good for you Luci, she’s nutso.

Luciana: Harlow, these bitches will whisper about a baby farting. Don’t give them attention.

Devyn: Devyn overhears Luciana. I RUINED THE TRIP? Excuse me, Teairra. Devyn walks back to Luciana. YOU LIED about what the trip was then I’m supposed to accept bitches throwing drinks on me. Go rub a fucking Crystal with that bullshit.

Billie: Billie sits beside Erica. Whew, Devyn came here on one.

Luciana: You touched Billie, don’t touch anyone you clown.

Teairra: Teairra follows behind Devyn. Wait, wait, wait!

Devyn: I wouldn’t touch your paper line ass.

Luciana’s Confessional

Luciana’s Confessional: Devyn is classless. This is what happens. She always has to get physical. She just came charging at little old me! LIL OLD ME!

Luciana: I’m sorry Harlow.

Billie: Devyn, I threw one drink on you correction!

Leila: I don’t think anyone show throw a drink on someone, that was not okay!

Billie: Leila, you spread baseless rumors about people. You don’t have room to talk!

Teairra: It’s a lot of things this group shouldn’t do, but hey.

Devyn: Thank you Leila. Grace, Luci and Billie can choke on a Dick.

Erica: Erica gasps. Wait, Wait!

Leila: Baseless chile please…I can say whatever I want.

Harlow: Oh my gosh. Ladies, can we not over here?

Billie: Where are your facts? All I hear from you is what that shop is saying. I’m sorry I mean boutique!

Leila: And “that shop” is full of truths. Be careful!

Billie: Be careful of what? The rumor mill you create? I own my shit, but can you? Because you might want to watch out for me! Billie blows a kiss.

Erica: Erica yells out at Harlow. HARLOWWW!!! This is your event! Do something, they’re all just yelling at each other.

Leila: Oh, but not two months ago you were eating up all my “rumors” about Grace and the other girls? So, what are they? Truths or lies? Stop flip flopping girl. Leila waves her hand.

Harlow: Harlow looks at Erica and gets in the middle of Billie and Leila. STOP IT!

Teairra’s Confessional

Teairra’s Confessional: You know what…I’m glad Billie is saying what everybody was thinking, although I said it already, I’m glad she’s catching on because Leila needs to be held accountable! She’s messy.

Billie: Flip flopping? I believed them because I thought you were a friend, but grace told me what actually happened it could’ve been further than from the truth!

Billie’s Confessional

Billie’s Confessional: I hold everyone accountable, friends or foes.

Leila: Oh, I’m not a friend? What the fuck did I do to you? I thought we were good friends…guess not.

Billie: You’ve been making sneak digs about me! And you wait until we are in a group scene to call me out for my behavior? Is that a friend Leila?

Leila: Girl bye with the digs, you’re looking for an issue. I said nobody should throw a drink on anyone. I think everyone’d agree with that here. Leila looks around. I’m not saying Dev ain’t wrong, I’m saying you shouldn’t have provoked her. You’re doing too much girl right now with these theatrics, waaaaay too much!

Billie: Well, I had to shut the bitch up, plus she looked a little parched!

Erica: Erica giggles. Oop, not parched.

Devyn: And you’re still looking for the few edges you had left.

Leila: So, you not gonna own you were wrong? YOU provoked her!

Teairra’s Confessional: I’ll just shut up and let the ladies talk because…I would definitely throw a drink. I’m sorry, I have to be real here!

Billie: I apologized Leila, you weren’t there for my apology. Would you like one so you can witness it? Devyn is just sitting here mute like always and just saying sly shit!

Devyn: Of course the bitch provoked me. She deserved worse if you ask me. I haven’t said a single thing sly. Do I need to be closer to your ear for you to hear some shit bitch?

Leila: Okay well if you owned it then fine whatever. I don’t like the way you just jumped on me after I made one statement, like why you so defensive? That’s not what friends do.

Devyn: She didn’t own shit. She owned lying that I tried to sleep with her. That’s all she owned.

Leila’s Confessional

Leila’s Confessional: Billie and those big ass lips popped off on me for no reason talking about my business. Nah uh girl, we ain’t doing that.

Teairra: Teairra sips her drink. Lying is a big problem in this group, need more than a Tyler sleepover honestly.

Grace: This is just very interesting.

Billie: Don’t run your mouth and you won’t have to pay the piper Devyn.

Harlow: Can we stop you guys? This is giving me headache. I don’t feel as if it’s the time.

Devyn: Where’s Tyler? Billie acts civilized when he’s around.

Erica’s Confessional

Erica’s Confessional: Did I fill Billie in on the fact that Leila and Grace were talking about how wrong she was in this situation and somewhat talking shit? Abso-fucking-lutely. So, of course, I know why Billie is at Leila’s neck like this.

Leila: Harbo — Harlow you’re right, let’s see this jewelry I’m done with that. Leila puts her hand up to Billie.

Devyn: Agreed Leila. Fuck that bitch and her pool floaty lips.

Billie: Billie rolls her eyes at Leila. She don’t like when she’s called on her shit just like her friend! Billie laughs.

Leila: Leila turns back to Billie. Girl bye, you didn’t call me on shit you just made up an issue in that pea brain of yours for a moment!

Billie’s Confessional

Billie’s Confessional: Needless to say me and Devyn are not anywhere near the peaceful stage.

Harlow: Alright well come on girls! Let’s be civil for once! Harlow motions the girls to come to one of the pieces of jewelry.

Erica: Well… Erica looks at Devyn. Is Leila your friend? Or is she getting kicked out the wedding as well?

Devyn: I don’t have friends in this group Erica.

Leila: Hold on!! Leila turns to Devyn. Excuse me? Did I not just defend your ass and now I’m not your friend?

Luciana: Ahh! The real Devyn showed up today.

Leila: Whew, y’all are pushing my buttons today

Billie: Leila, well don’t you look stupid! Billie laughs.

Harlow: Oh my fucking god! Do you guys need to get a pacifier or something?! Shut up and let’s go!

Leila: Harlow, cool your jets. You’ve had a pacifier in for weeks I guess we just took it out.

Devyn: I appreciate you calling a spade a spade. Billie did provoke me. Anybody not up Bullie’s ass should be able to admit that.

Leila: You didn’t answer my question, am I not your friend? And am I still in the wedding? Like what’s going on?

Teairra: Who gives a fuck? Like, come on!

Leila: Oh, be quiet Tiny T. Leila shoos Teairra.

Devyn: With that being said Leila, I told Teairra the other day that I was planning to redo my wedding party with the intent to remove three people including you and Luci. I was wrong for including you. Please accept my apology. Thank you for what you did today.

Leila: Are you fucking serious?

Erica: Erica starts busting out laughing. Oh, I’m so sorry. That is so nastyy

Devyn: I was planning to go with all family and no friends.

Leila: No, no that’s not okay at all!

Grace’s Confessional: Who invites someone into their wedding and then changes their mind. That’s Devyn all over. Wishy washy.

Leila: Leila grabs her bag and starts to tear up a little. I can’t believe you’d do this, I thought we were close enough like family where I’d have the chance to be in your wedding party to celebrate you! And now you do this to me in front of all of them!

Teairra’s Confessional

Teairra’s Confessional: Leila needs to grow up, this isn’t high school! I hang with Devyn every so often and I didn’t feel offended that she isn’t calling me a friend! associates are fine with me, like hello… Teairra rolls her eyes.

Devyn: And frankly I screwed up and overloaded my ass because of my feelings. When Corey proposed I thought at that time that Erica and Billie would both be in my wedding. As you can see, I’m having a hard time trusting friends at the moment. This is a me problem that I’m working on.

Luciana: Who is Corey?

Leila: I just…this is really upsetting to me. Sorry if no one else understands.

Devyn: Leila, I want you in my wedding. I made a mistake. Please.

Billie: Trust me, I get it Leila. I was you a few weeks ago.

Devyn: Oh, Billie shut up. I didn’t do a damn thing to you. You came out lying on me.

Teairra: Teairra makes a face. So, Devyn, do you want her in or out? I’m confused.

Leila: Can we just talk another time about it, Dev? Leila wipes a tear.

Devyn: Yes Leila. Let’s talk outside of the group.

Erica: Erica sits down. This is just a tactless event. It’s no structure, decorum, nothing.

Leila’s Confessional

Leila’s Confessional: Right now, I’m like bouncing back and forth between who my true friends are. Dev disinvites me and Billie starts talking bad on me over a comment. Like I thought these girls were my friends!

Harlow: Anywho. Harlow picks up and shows a beautiful diamond. This is 3.61 carats. It’s an heirloom. If you’d like to see, you may!

Teairra: Oh, that’s so cute!

Billie: Now we finally see the jewelry!

Leila: Leila whispers to Erica. I’m gonna go, I don’t like the energy here right now.

Erica: It’s okay honey, that girl is not your friend and that was nasty. I’ll walk out with you.

Grace: Grace grabs Luciana. Harlow we’re heading off, thanks for the goodies!

Grace’s Confessional

Grace’s Confessional: Leave them all to argue into the abyss, Luci and I can go get lunch!

Luciana: Thanks Harlow, I will Venmo you for the jewels.

Devyn: I’m so tired. Sorry if you think I put you in something. I wasn’t trying too.

Teairra: I’m just questioning what that was, why tell me if you want her in the we- never mind, its fine! Y’all can deal with that.

Devyn’s Confessional

Devyn’s Confessional: Do I really have friends in the group though? The closest thing to it are Leila and Teairra. I’ve been backstabbed by Erica and Billie. Luci was never a friend. She is unhinged on crystal meth. Or Crystal something. I don’t know. I’m just tired. I want to move forward and I’m just going backwards.

The camera then watches as Teairra and Devyn leave the space, leaving only Harlow and Billie…

Billie: So, I wanted to talk to you about this event… it obviously didn’t go the way you wanted it to… I would like to apologize because I was the cause of that, but I’m gonna also tell you girl. You have got to stand up for yourself and put me and all these ladies in check when we act in your place of employment!

Harlow: I tried! These ladies are like children! I thought I was coming into a group of ladies, but I came into a group a little girls.

Billie: Well, you gotta stand up and speak up for yourself! You’re too pretty and educated to be letting myself and these other ladies just walk all over you! I’m going to invite you to lunch and I’m going to take you the school of reads!

Harlow: Harlow winks. I’ll be ready.

As the camera shows Harlow and Billie chatting, the scene pans out as we see a shot of the Twitter city skyline and the episode comes to an end.

Next time on Ladies of Twitter…Leila and Devyn sit down to address the topic of Devyn’s bridal party. Billie invites Harlow and Teairra out and attempts to teach Harlow how to read difficult Ladies. Leila holds a fashion show to celebrate the opening of her second boutique, but her issues with Billie grow larger.

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