Season 16, Episode 10: “Paging Doctor Pink Slip”

Ladies of Twitter
31 min readJan 25, 2024

As the episode begins and the title card fades from the screen, we see shots of the Twitter skyline as the day begins. We hear birds chirping, as we see shots of Erica with her son followed by a clip of Harlow showing a customer a high-end jewelry display. Just then, the scene shifts as we see Grace at a showing in a Twitter high-rise, before hearing a tense beat as we see Billie in the elevator on the way to the showing as the scene begins…

Billie’s Confessional: With tensions high, I’m shocked Grace called me and invited me to one of her showings. I know we are both mature women so we won’t break anything but it might get loud so I hope no one is coming to this open house. Billie laughs. Grace would hate me if I made her lose out on another deal!

Grace: Grace is seen showing a couple out when Billie arrives to the door. Oh hello Billie, come on in!

Grace’s Confessional: I’ve decided that I need to understand what Billie’s problem is with me, she’s talking to a LOT of people we know about me and I just want it to stop. I’m so confused why she’s so angry at me when I should be angry with her! Which I am! Bitch!

Billie: Billie looks around. This looks homey! Thanks for inviting me over here. You aren’t going to kill me are you?

Grace: Well, I think I should be more worried about that. Rather than you… let’s sit over here. I’ve got another couple coming in about 40 minutes, so I wanted to invite you to talk.

Billie: Well, I figured it wasn’t to show me the house! I’m here with an open heart because I really do like you Grace, we are just different people who view things differently!

Grace: You say that Billie, but you haven’t really been acting like that have you. And to be honest, you’ve been pretty vile towards me recently. Talking negatively about me to the press and to our friends in common, like I’m confused. I ask you to be a friend to me, and not talk negatively about me and you go on this complete war path against me. Why? Tell me why?

Billie: I’ve been vile, but most of the things I’ve said are already things that’s being talked about amongst this group. I’m just the only one laying it out there for you to clear up or for you to own up to. Harlow has talked about you. The ladies have talked about you being a porn star. There have been rumors in Twitter you are running a scheme with Goodness Gracious. You have no problem airing me out, and my legal troubles but I’m the bad guy in your movie? PUH-LEASE! I’ve already said that maybe I didn’t use the right words in the press regarding your status in this group… so let’s not beat a dead horse here.

Grace: I mean let’s just settle that, where do you get off telling me where I do or do not belong. I’ve got as much connection within the group as you do.

Billie: I Don’t. I’m the director, writer, and CREATOR of my own life. They asked who I thought should be fired and I simply said you and stated several times why I said it.

Grace: I thought we were turning over a new leaf Billie after where we were last year. But now I feel like it was all a lie and a roux to come at me and make me feel bad.

Billie: I mean we are but I’m not a yes man like you’re used to with Harlow. If I don’t think you fit anymore, I don’t think you fit anymore. You are super successful in your other business ventures, so I don’t know why you are so mad at it! Billie shrugs.

Grace: See, you’re back peddling!

Billie: How am I back peddling?

Grace: You’re happy to be a bully and a complete bitch. But when I’m sat here you’re giving me actress.

Billie: Billie laughs. How am I being a bully, Grace? Come on, tell me. I wanna know. Back it up!

Grace: Poconos, asking the table if I belonged there or if anyone was my friend. Like, bitch move!

Billie: You said I was the only one that felt that way, and I wanted to see if I was wrong. Which I wasn’t!

Grace: Nobody raised their hands other than you Billie. Telling our friends I’m a loser, a criminal, a whore, bitch move!

Billie: I’m trying to show you so maybe you can improve with the ladies. Sure it’s a fucked up way of going about it but I’ve one way or another proven to you who’s your friend and who isn’t in this group.

Grace: Listen, I’m not like you I don’t need constant validation from those around me. I know where I stand with these ladies. Unlike you do. So, worry about yourself and your actions and not mine.

Grace’s Confessional: Billie is a bully, she’s the girl who will smack you in the face and then tell you it was because she’s your friend, it’s weird.

Billie: I know where I stand which each and every one of them. You are over here asking Érica if she is going to have your back at the last dinner in Poconos? Billie smirks. Seems like you are more worried about where you stand with these girls than I am. At least I don’t need an entourage around me to defend myself, and in Poconos during the game I proved that. I took you all on unscathed.

Grace: Don’t play the martyr Billie. I’m not worried at all.

Billie’s Confessional: Grace likes to act like she has a perfect relationship with these girls but honestly, I think that not a damn one of them can stand her. At least I’m trying to tell her these girls can’t stand her. She would never warn me like I am her.

Grace: I don’t need to sit at a table and remind her friends of where and when she’s been there for her. I don’t need to expose my every move in my friendships. You’re just, so incredibly sad, I feel sorry for you. I don’t want a friendship with you, and I should have listened to the girls who told me to not pursue a friendship with you. You can get out now, we’re done here.

Grace’s Confessional: I’m not interested in living in Billie’s world, it’s a delusional dream world of bad hair and pulling the strings of all her friends. Like who tells people they don’t belong?

Billie: I’m sad? Grace you are literally scum in Twitter. Everyone talks about how shitty of a realtor you are, how your podcast is a scam and how the champagne business can’t even get off the ground, and you want to call me sad? Billie laughs. Go write another book about your shitty life and see if that sells. I know the last one didn’t. I am not booked and busy for no reason!

Grace: You’re not, you’re not booked. Where’s the jobs you talk about? I’ve not seen anything from you? New York Times bestseller here bitch. You just said I’m a success, pick a lane Billie you absolute idiot. And let’s talk about you asking me to join my champagne business. OH, let’s not forget YOUR lawsuit!

Billie: Billie gets up and starts to walk out. GRACE, YOU DONT HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT MY LIFE! You scammed your way to the top in every business venture and it’s going to crumble faster than you created it!

Grace: I don’t care to know anymore Billie. We’re done here.

Billie: My sexual harassment lawsuit DON’T you dare go there.

Grace: I don’t deal with bullies or desperate wannabes.

Billie: And I don’t deal with scam artists. I’ve been around a lot longer than you and I’ll be still standing a lot longer than you. Trust and believe that. Billie winks. We are done here Grace.

Grace: You’re pathetic, please get out. You’re stinking up the place.


Grace: Yeah, we’re done, get out of my doorway. You’re a mess. Please leave. Go change your victim statement again.

Billie: Billie slams door behind her. Fuck this shoebox too! I felt claustrophobic being in there.

Grace’s Confessional: We’re not going to get anywhere, Billie’s always played two sides. Talk to her old costars, her current costars, they all say the same.

Billie’s Confessional: Grace has a track record amongst all her costars… she was horrible to Kathy and Elle, Amal clearly isn’t her friend, Erica can’t stand her, and Luci went to jail to get away from her. So, who’s really the problem here… me or her? I think the answers are obvious.

As the scene transitions, we see a shot of a crowded street on Twitter followed by a clip of a group of girls dancing on the street as upbeat music begins to play. Then, we see a shot of Teairra as she is shown on a stage practicing as my debut single drive back plays faintly in the back…

Teairra: Teairra sings. BOY, ALL I DO IS DRIVE BACK HOME TO YOU! Teairra poses and blows a kiss as the song ends.

Sierra (Teairra’s Stage Director/Dance Instructor): YES T! YES! THATS WHAT I WANT! Sierra claps and snaps.

Teairra slowly walks off the stage blushing…

Teairra’s Confessional: My debut single is coming and having butterflies is an UNDERSTATEMENT, I’m so nervous because I’m a perfectionist and I feel like everything isn’t all the way together.

Teairra: Teairra grabs a chair and takes a seat on the stage. Sierra…are you SURE I did good or you just buttering me up?

Sierra: Oh honey, you know I don’t play if it was horrible I would’ve told you that. Sierra laughs. Even Todd can vouch! right todd?

Todd (Teairra’s Vocal Coach): Oh absolutely, every note was hit right and not too pitchy! I think the world is going to love this one 100% because I’m obsessed.

Teairra: Teairra nods and fans herself. It feels like I haven’t been putting my ALL into it, I’m just so stressed out, y’all KNOW I’m a perfectionist everything has to be top of the top!

Sierra : Girl… Sierra laughs. You’re fine! Do you have an idea of an outfit you would like to wear though? I still have to contact the designer.

Teairra: Just something chic! ALL the girls will be in attendance I can’t look a mess, its already bad enough with the group I would hate to add onto how shady those bitches are.

Teairra’s Confessional: Drive Back is something special to me, I wrote it at such a hard time in my marriage last year and it describes me and Donte so vividly so I think that’s why I’m beating myself up about it being up to par performance wise, but everyone around me who has heard it always tell me that they LOVE the song so at this point, that’s all I care about.

Sierra: Okay…chic! ill see what I can do with that.

Teairra: Whew, so is there any way I can include a dance break in my performance? I know I’m not the BEST dancer but I know that’ll knock the crowd off their feet.

Sierra: That’s already in the plan! Actually…that was on the agenda for today. Sierra covers her mouth and laughs.

Teairra: Sierra … girl! okay give me a second hold up, hold up. Teairra takes a big sip of her water.

Sierra: If you can’t handle it, just let me know! Sierra laughs. I’m quick to cut some choreo down!

Teairra: Teairra gets up from her seat. Oh, you know I’m ready for it all, I’ve always been a daredevil!

Teairra’s Confessional: I love dancing! Even if I’m not like a Victoria Money or Normani! I love to dance so I think experimenting something like even a quick one, two step has to be done! I have to come in the industry SWINGING so everybody can be like OH LOOK AT TEAIRRA KB, that’s what I want.

We then watch as Teairra gets the handheld mic again as she start to practice again as the scene fades away from the screen as we see a shot of the sun rising in Twitter as a new day begins. We see shots of the beach as people enjoy the summer heat, before the camera pans in on a rage room where we see Teairra standing and surveying the items…

Teairra’s Confessional: With all that’s going on with Erica at the moment, its only right to come to a rage room and let off some steam. I’m sure we all come with LOTS of baggage and this should be a cute little activity and I invited Amal because, well she always has something on her plate, I’m sure she’ll enjoy it just as much!

Teairra: Oh, this is going to be fun!

Amal’s Confessional: I haven’t really seen the girls since the Poconos, so I’m looking forward to catching up with Teairra and Erica. I know Erica and I still have some unresolved issues but after everything in the press with she and Robert, I think that can be put to the side.

Amal: Amal walks into the rage room. Who is ready to break some shit? Amal scurries over to Teairra and gives her a big hug. Hey gorgy!!! I’ve missed you and this little tush of yours! Amal laughs. How are you doing?!

Erica: Erica comes in swinging her purse. Give me the biggest TV to SMASH!

Teairra: I’m doing good how about you? Teairra looks over at Erica. Oh there she is!

Amal: Amal pretends to duck. Not Erica coming in swinging!

Erica: I should have brought my own bat! Erica laughs. Hi ladies.

Amal: I’m sure you have a lot of anger to get out! Hi lovey! How are you doing? Amal kisses Erica on the cheek.

Erica: I could be better but I’m getting there, how have you been?

Amal: Amal flicks hair out of her face. I’ve been okay. There’s been a lot going on since we’ve come back. How was Kaylani’s dinner? Did you both go?

Teairra: I think you’ll be way better after we turn into the hulk for today, and absolutely it was a interesting dinner chile. It was a lot going on.

Amal: Not the hulk honey. Amal pretends to run away whilst laughing. And oh Lord! Not another event where we showed our asses.

Erica: Honestly, I feel like I missed the rest of the mess. Teairra did they continue to argue about irrelevant mess?

Amal: Oh wait, so who was arguing?

Teairra: Well, when you left it was a little scuffle between Billie, Grace, and Harlow where a situation was brought up about Harlow discussing Grace while she was drunk.

Erica: Well Kaylani thought it would be a good idea to have a “bury the hatchet” dinner and the whole table just decided to get some punches in.

Amal: Amal looks confused. Wait, so let’s start at the beginning. Who was throwing punches?!

Amal’s Confessional: Punches? Amal shakes her head. This is an event I’m glad I missed. I’m not messing up my $200 manicure.

Teairra’s Confessional: I will NOT be the one mentioning that Grace also mentioned something about Billie speaking ill of Erica while she was drunk because … we can just save that for another time! I don’t think this would be the best time for that information honey.

Erica: Not in a literal sense of course, but Kaylani decided to have all the girls “discuss” their issues and it just went into a blaming match. Devyn & Billie, Billie & Grace, Grace & Harlow, Harlow & Teairra… you get the drift. All so exhausting if you ask me.

Teairra: All that for Billie and Devyn to leave the event together like besties. Teairra laughs. Just shows how dysfunctional and bipolar the group is!

Amal: Oh lord… now that sounds dreadful. What in the hell were bloody Grace and Harlow arguing about? Aren’t they supposed to be best friends?

Teairra: They were discussing something along the lines of Harlow not being there for her or responding to her, similar to my situation with her. Just being wishy washy.

Erica: Erica puts on glasses. Well, apparently you’re the snake that slithered in and messed that friendship up. Erica laughs. Because Harlow didn’t repeat to Grace what you told her about the porn star.

Amal: Oh god! Is Grace still going on about that?! Who cares if she’s banging a porn star or not?! God bless.

Amal’s Confessional: The fact that Grace is still harping on about this is ridiculous. Yes, you’ve been penetrated by a porn star. Yes, I told all the girls. Now what’s the problem?

Teairra: That’s her man and she’s sticking beside him! But I think her main issue is the principle that Harlow is her closest friend and didn’t tell her before everyone else.

Amal: Do you think she’s just acting out because of all the things going on between she and her daughter?

Erica: And what’s been going on with Grace and her daughter?

Amal looks at Teairra then looks back at Erica then back at Teairra then back to Erica and takes a deep breath…

4 seconds ago…

Erica’s Confessional: I knew Harlow was having some custody issues but I never would have thought Grace and her daughter were having issues again. Whew, it seems as if everyone is going through it this year, and nobody is truly supporting anyone during their hard times.

Amal: Okay, so I heard something from a mutual friend of Grace and I’s…apparently Grace’s daughter is furious with her. Do you guys know this whole podcast venture that Grace has started? Well apparently, the podcast was supposed to feature both Grace and her daughter but at the last minute, Grace cut her out of the deal.

Teairra and Erica let out loud gasps…

Teairra: OH wowww, cut out her daughter? For what?

Erica: Oh, that’s not…

Amal: Amal nods. There was a disagreement about how much the podcast company were going to pay, so Grace opted for a larger paycheck at the expense of her daughter’s involvement.

Erica’s Confessional: Whether it’s cutting her daughter out of a business venture or actually using her podcast as Ponzi scheme, it seems that Grace has been busy and burying herself deeper in a whole that Luci started for her. I don’t know if she can get out of it at this point.

Teairra’s Confessional: Every day I’m learning something new about Grace, like is this truly what her life has become? Because at this point it feels like it’s crumbling before everyone’s eyes maybe I should’ve invited her here instead of Amal!

Erica: She hadn’t told me, if it’s true then shame on her but I think Grace and I have gotten to a place where we know to ask each other before assuming, I’m hoping this isn’t true. Well at least I’m not only one with family issues. Erica laughs.

Amal: It’s definitely true. I can have someone send me the pictures from the promotional shoot they shot together.

Teairra: Oh, this is not going to look pretty on her resume, as a business woman…. well slash podcaster. Teairra laughs.

Amal: Oh god! I can’t believe we’re sitting here talking about Grace when there’s been all this stuff in the news about you and Robert. How are you going with all of that Erica?

Erica: Honestly, I feel like there’s so many emotions inside of me that I don’t really know how to feel. One minute I wanna cry, the next minute I wanna punch him and her and then the next I have to conceal it all because I still have to provide for my child and my siblings. It’s really been a lot and for me to have a panic attack at that dinner party, it just showed me how bad my mental health has deteriorated again.

Amal: Ohh Erica… Amal tears up. It breaks my heart to hear what you’ve been going through! Is this it? Do you think you two are done for good?

Amal’s Confessional: My heart breaks for Erica. I can’t imagine the public shame of seeing your husband out with another woman but at the same time, they have a little baby at home. Amal shakes her head. I just don’t know what I’d do in her situation.

Erica: Erica’s eyes water up. I don’t wanna cry again but he’s hurt me more than anyone has ever done. And the fact that I found out that this could have potentially been going on since I was pregnant? My son probably doesn’t even recognize his father.

Amal: Amal covers her mouth in shock. It’s been going on since you were pregnant?! Oh my god Erica!

Teairra: Please don’t cry again! I understand that this situation is something none of us would have expected, but don’t let that bring you any more tears just happiness that you at least found out what type of man he really is, he doesn’t deserve you!

Erica: Erica hugs Amal trying not to cry. I could have been with any man I wanted including his brother, but I have respect for my marriage. It’s just so fucked up. All of it.

Amal: You better go and sleep with his brother right now! Amal laughs whilst tearing up.

Erica: Keep it in the family, right?

Teairra: Teairra laughs and shakes her head while handing Erica a hammer. It’s time! Break everything in sight if you have to honey. Just not us.

Erica’s Confessional: Honestly, it show’s a lot that Amal is one of the few people that have been truly in my corner, texting and making sure I’m okay. Most of the girls, have just been questioning me but the fact that I’m getting the most support from 2 girls I literally wanted to strangle last year, really shows a lot and I appreciate them and our rekindling friendships.

Erica: Erica grabs the hammer and slams it into a TV. FUCK ALWAYS AND FOREVER! Erica hits a table. TO BREAKING OUR VOWS!


Amal: WOOOOO! Amal hands Erica a baseball bat. Now swing at Teairra! Amal laughs.

Erica: Erica grabs the bat looking at Teairra. FOR JUMPING AT ME LAST YEAR! Erica laughs and hugs Teairra. Thank you though, I needed this.

Teairra: Oh HELL no! Teairra laughs and hugs her back. Of course! You needed this and plus I need to hit some stuff too!

Amal: This is what we should be doing as a group of girlfriends! Fucking shit up in the name of these horrible men!

Teairra: I just have to handle something real quick … Teairra walks away grabbing the hammer and runs to the table hitting it. FUCK ONE SIDED FRIENDSHIPS!

Erica: Well OKAY THEN!

Amal: Amal laughs as I struggle to swing my bat. And Fuck Porn stars!!! Amal hits a vase that doesn’t move. Oop, not me having the upper body strength of a toddler.

Teairra: Teairra laughs. Oh, that was good effort though!

Teairra’s Confessional: I definitely need to come to a rage room often, instead of bottling up everything and exploding it on people! Won’t promise that I still wont explode but you know… maybe for future reference. Teairra laughs.

Erica: Erica talks to the man as the Ladies finish it up. Can I take the sledgehammer to go?

Amal: Can we go get a cocktail now? That’s how I get through shit. Amal laughs. Not the sledgehammer to go! That hoe better go into witness protection!

As the three Ladies walk out of the rage room laughing, the camera transitions to several days later as we see Devyn walking into an ornately decorated ballroom where she is co-chairing the 2023 Call for Compassion gala. We see shots of people filtering in as they pose on the red carpet, before the camera shows shots of the table settings and décor before panning as the Ladies begin to arrive and the scene begins

Devyn’s Confessional: It’s GALA night. I’m so nervous about tonight. I hope everyone is truly happy for us. This was a team effort. Ladies for the love of God be on your best behavior.

Amal: Amal to the waiter. Hello sir, can I please get a Vodka Soda?

Waiter: Ma’am, unfortunately this is a dry event meaning there is to be no alcohol served tonight.

Amal: Excuse you?

Waiter: I’m just kidding girl. I’ll go get that for you! Amal laughs with the waiter.

Amal’s Confessional: Oh, how I love a gay waiter! They just get me!

We watch as all the Ladies filter in, as lingering tensions leave the group standing apart from one another. Tense music plays as we transition and see the MC taking the stage as the room quietens…

MC: Good evening everyone. Thank you all coming to the Call of Compassion Gala: Havana Nights. He pauses as the room claps. This year has been a record changing year for Twitter General Hospital as we have transitioned from being a for-profit hospital to a not-for-profit hospital system. The room erupts in applause. This year, we have raised $213 million dollars to fund care for ALL of Twitter. Not just a select few. This decision hasn’t reduced the quality of our care. It has only elevated the patient experience from emergency to inpatient care to behavioral health to preventative care to pharmacy services. Please mingle among yourselves, and I will be back with mores as we donate and give for our Call for Compassion.

Billie: Devyn, hi darling! *hugs* Tonight’s for you, where can I go to donate?

Devyn: Hey BB. Thanks for coming. Do I look as nervous as I feel?

Billie: You look stunning! Who did your makeup? There’s not a nervous bone in your body!

Amal: Amal walks over to Devyn and Billie. Hello gorgeous women!! Amal squeezes Devyn’s butt. Look at you!!!!

Devyn: Anita. She does amazing work. Love her. Devyn wiggles a little. Let’s all go check on Erica.

Billie: Amal, get over here you sexy bitch!! I’ve missed you. Let’s go see about Erica, shall we?

As Billie, Devyn, and Amal walk across the room, we see the cameras focus on Erica who is standing with Grace, Teairra, and Kaylani…

Erica: Erica gets her check book out. The girls want all my coins this year I see. Erica laughs then whispers to Kaylani. Isn’t this for the hospital Devyn said Teairra’s husband was fired from?

Kaylani: Kaylani whispers to Erica. Yes, I believe so I’m surprised she came considering how he got fired.

Billie: Hey Kaylani, hey Érica, hey Teairra! How are you girls? You all look so stunning tonight!

Grace: Grace picks up her phone and looks at it. Oh, excuse me I have to take this ladies, sorry! Grace walks away.

Kaylani: Hey Billie and Amal, you both look stunning as ever.

Teairra: Teairra scoots a little closer into the group and holds her drink. You do as well! I’m doing good, I’ve seen some familiar faces tonight.

Amal: Grace? Where you going? We all know you don’t know how to use an iPhone?

Erica’s Confessional: I’m not understanding how Teairra can show her face at a place like this let alone be accepted by the staff here at this hospital. So, I’m just really trying to figure out who’s lying because if Donte really was fired, Teairra should be embarrassed showing up here.

Erica: Hey ladies… Erica smiles. How is everyone? You all look extremely nice. Devyn, where shall a girl like me place her donation. Erica shakes her check.

Amal: Amal opens up her palm. You can place it right here Erica!

Devyn: Erica, there’s staff lining both walls that will gladly take a check. Hi Teairra. Surprised to see you here. Make yourself at home.

Amal: Oh, it’s a check for charity not a check for Amal. I get it. Amal laughs.

Erica: Erica laughs. Well, I’m definitely checking for Amal!

Devyn’s Confessional: It’s weird seeing Teairra here. I know we invited them, but still. Her husband was fired by us a month ago. Maybe he didn’t tell her. Devyn shrugs.

Teairra: Teairra nods and smiles awkwardly. Hello! Of course I had to show my face you put this together well.

Amal: Oop! Shall we have sessual relations in the middle of the gala?

Erica: Erica laughs. You know I’m allegedly known for it!

Teairra’s Confessional: It’s kinda awkward, I mean I’m enjoying myself but everyone is giving me funny faces and side eyes like I’m sticking out like a sore thumb and not supposed to be here! Is it the purple bow? Teairra laughs.

Billie: Billie looks around and whispers to Erica. So, is no one going to talk about Donte allegedly being fired from here?

Erica: It’s such an elephant in the room, everyone just keeps staring at her. Erica pulls away. Hey T, are you okay?

Kaylani: Well now that you mentioned it…

Teairra: Yes, I’m fine, why?

Billie: I’m just confused why everyone is looking at you like you are a sore thumb?

Amal: Amal asks Billie loudly. Who is Donte?

Kaylani’s Confessional: I wonder if Teairra is going to donate to the place her husband got fired from cause I don’t know if I could do that.

Billie: Amal, Donte is Teairra’s husband….

Teairra: I’m confused t- Teairra looks over at Amal. Yea, my husband.

We then watch as Devyn walks back over to the donors entering as the conversation continues…

Teairra: Why, what’s going on?

Erica: Well, since everyone is beating around the bush here, I was just wondering if you’re okay with being here? I know Devyn said your husband was fired from this hospital, so I know it must be… weird for you.

Teairra: It’s not weird at all, I’m having a good time. I’m not worried about baseless rumors.

Billie: So, he is still employed with the hospital, right?

Amal’s Confessional: Not fired… Amal makes a face. I knew a doctor who was fired once. Apparently he put his finger in a booty or something. I read about it in the Twitter Times and yes to you haters at home, I read the news.

Kaylani: Are you gonna still donate tonight?

Teairra: Absolutely! Our bills are always paid.

Erica: Erica sips champagne. I wouldn’t. So, why is Devyn saying he’s fired? Is he fired and doesn’t know yet? I’m just so confused like everyone is just whispering about your appearance here.

Just then, we watch as Donte makes his way into the gala and Devyn is shown being alerted by security…

Devyn: It’s okay. He was invited because of his wife.

The camera then pans back to the other Ladies…

Billie: Billie sees Donte enter the building. Well, there’s the man of the hour himself! Why don’t we ask him?

Teairra: I’m so lost, is this what the funny faces are about? I don’t know why she would say that, people talk all the time, what’s new? Like what are you getting at right now.

Amal: Oh wow! I get to meet the husband tonight!

Erica: Wait Teairra, you don’t have to get like all rowdy with me, I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on.

Teairra: Ohh? Teairra hugs Donte as he walks over. I had no idea you were coming tonight. I’m just so lost on why my husband is the talk of the night.

Kaylani: Well, now we can finally get the truth!

Amal’s Confessional: I’ve never been so confused about the employment status of a man I’ve never met before in my life.

Billie: Billie whispers to Erica. Something’s going on here, we aren’t being told the full story. Me and you will get to the bottom of it.

We then watch as the lights dim once more and the MC walks back on stage…

MC: I’m back. Have a seat please. Today is a great day for Twitter General Hospital as we make a long-awaited announcement. There is one person, and her team who is responsible for the direction of TGH. That special doctor is Dr. Devyn King. Please stand Dr. King. Let’s show her our appreciation.

The crowd roars for Devyn…

MC: Dr. Devyn King has made an immeasurable impact on TGH in her short time working full time with us. Without further ado, please welcome our new Hospital Director and Lead General Physician Dr. Devyn King.

The group lets out thunderous applause and cheers as Devyn stands across the room…



Devyn: Devyn walks to the stage. Thank you for the lovely words Dr. Amey. Dr. A leads our Behavioral Health team, and we couldn’t be more proud of to have him. Devyn gets out her notes and begins. Distinguished guests, thank you all for being here today. I am very thrilled to be elevated to such a position to lead a group of 418 doctors, 2378 nurses, and thousands of support staff. I talk this honor as solemnly as it was given. Thank you to the TGH Board of Directors for trusting me with such a responsibility.

The camera pans to the Ladies, followed by Devyn’s family…

Devyn: I’d like to thank my husband Corey, and our children Marcus, King, and Mya for being the most amazing support system a girl could have. All of you are the reason I do everything I do.

King (Devyn’s Son): King screams from his chair. GO MOMMY!

Devyn: Oh boy. Thanks honey. I’d also like to thank the Ladies of Twitter for coming out to support our Call for Compassion. We thank them in advance for their donations. Devyn laughs. In the coming months, we will be continuing to revamp the patient experience and I can’t wait for you all to see us turn this money-taking machine into one that gives back constantly. Thank you.

Billie’s Confessional: Devyn and I are like the southern weather. One minute we are great and the next we are not. I’ll always support her though, she’s worked to hard to get where she is to not be celebrated.

Erica’s Confessional: Congratulations Dev, this is such an amazing accomplishment! Now, that that’s out to way, did this man get fire or not chile. The people needs to know! Erica laughs.

Erica: Erica walks over to Teairra and Donte. How are you? I feel like we haven’t seen each other in a minute.

Grace’s Confessional: It’s so amazing for Devyn to get this achievement and it’s so nice to see everyone together celebrating such a huge moment for a woman! Yes!

Devyn: Devyn walks off stage, seeing Donte Blanco with the Ladies. Why the hell is Blanco here? Let’s go find out.

Billie: Devyn!! We are so proud of you! Your speech was touching!!

Erica: Erica looks at Devyn walking over. Oh Dev, I’m so happy you could join us over here girl!

Teairra: Teairra looks at Erica and looks at Donte. Donte, just go that way really quickly, I think we’re about to have a conversation.

Devyn: Devyn hugs Billie. Thanks love. You too Erica. One minute. Devyn walks up to Teairra with the hospital’s President. Welcome to the gala, Mrs. Blanco. I’m sure Donte informed you and your association was the reason for the invite.

Erica: OH! Does he not wanna talk to his fellow coworkers?

Teairra: What? I was literally informed I was here due to his association with the hospital.

Devyn: Teairra, that’s not true.

Dr. Johnson (Hospital President): Hi. Mrs. Blanco. I’m sorry there’s been a misunderstanding. Donte was terminated with severance a month ago.

Erica: Erica sips wine. Oh, so he was fired… yikes.

Devyn: Donte is under an ethics investigation by the State of California. Donte, please inform your wife and stop lying.

Erica: Investigation? Oh my god… Donte no…

Amal: You must have the wrong man. This is the Dr Donte Blanco!

Devyn: We didn’t have to do this here Donte. Devyn smiles and nods at observers as the crowd watches.

Erica: Is Security going to escort him out? Oh god no.

Devyn: Donte’s license was suspended at the start of the ethics investigation. Because of my friendship with Teairra, he was given 6 months of salaried severance.

Teairra: Teairra makes a confused face. He’s literally always at work and you’re telling me he was fired a month ago? It’s not adding up to me. Devyn, I really feel like you’re saying a lot of nothing right now, he’s literally over there having a ball, he’s allowed in here so how is he terminated?

Devyn: Teairra, he’s not allowed at the hospital to be at work all the time.

Erica’s Confessional: I’m not a mathematician or anything but if Donte was suspended one month ago and he’s always at work, where does he go? I hope not with his homeboy Robert because we know how he gets, the math ain’t mathing.

Teairra: Teairra puts her hand up. Bullshit, I know my man and what he doesn’t do is lie to me about something as simple as working.

Devyn: Devyn sees security in the corner of her eye talking to Donte. Teairra, he’s being asked to leave as we speak.

Erica: So, to clarify Teairra, you know where Donte is at ALL times?

Teairra: I have his location, I don’t check it often, but why would I not accept the fact that he’s at work? This is looking real weird.

Kaylani: So, who’s lying here?

Erica: No, no Teairra, I’m just asking because this is all a mess.

Devyn: Devyn points towards the back wall where the nurses are huddled. There are 3 nurses over there who have a totally different opinion of your husband, and his abuse of power.

Erica: You’re saying he’s not fired, Devyn saying he is. This is mess. There’s just so many allegations coming out now!

Teairra: Abuse of power? Girl, this is all just a bunch of accusations until he tells me out his mouth or I see some proof, it’s a done deal. You are a liar.

Devyn: Fine. Devyn sends a text copy of Donte’s severance agreement to Teairra. I’m sorry Teairra. Check your phone. And your husband was just escorted out.

Erica: Not escorted out! Erica gasps.

Teairra: Teairra looks at her phone and looks around, grabbing her purse. I’m about to go, before this place goes up in flames.

We watch as Teairra runs out of the gala and Donte speeds up to the curb, picking her up as they speed away…

Teairra’s Confessional: I have nothing left to say to these girls, because the next words out my mouth aren’t going to be so nice because all of this being thrown at me on a night I was so excited for? Disgusting and as a host? Girl bye, I rather just exit stage left.

Billie: Billie walks up to Devyn and Erica. I just wanted to say sorry for jumping down your ass in Poconos Devyn. I Guess I was wrong… I feel bad for Teairra though. She seems like she’s not taking it well.

Devyn: It’s okay Billie. I could only say so much. Donte should have told her.

Grace: Grace walks back in, unaware of the chaos. Sorry girls, I’ve had a nightmare day. What have I missed?

Amal: Teairra’s husband just got kicked out/

Grace: What?! Why?

Grace’s Confessional: I come back and everyone’s staring at me like I’ve missed a murder scene or something.

Amal: Apparently, he’s under some kind of ethics investigation in California and he’s been fired from the hospital

Grace: Oh good, poor Teairra…

Erica: Well…The Blanco’s have officially left the building.

Amal: I know Grace! But who have you been on the phone too? More FaceTimes with your big dick lover?

Kaylani: Probably her lawyer…

Grace: Just my lawyer, yes. A lot going on in my world this week girls. I’m going to have to leave and go sort this out, I’m really sorry to have to do this Devyn.

Amal’s Confessional: I wonder if it’s about what Luci told me with the champagne business or if her daughter is proceeding with legal action after being cut out of the podcast deal. Hmmm…could be so many things!

The camera pans as Billie rolls her eyes…

Billie’s Confessional: Billie starts pretending to play a small violin. Someone cue the waterworks. Grace is fixing to come out with her next victim statement in 5…4…3…2…1…

Amal: Oh no! Gracie! I hope everything’s okay! Make sure you make a pit stop passed Romain Grand’s place. He’ll help unwind you!

Grace: It was great seeing most of you though it’s nice to see everyone make an effort.

Billie: Okay, well ladies I say we end this night with a toast!

Grace: Oh, I’ll stay for a toast.

Billie: Oh, it’s okay Grace, you can go! I thought you had things to take care of!

Grace: I’m sure we’d all love to hear what you have to say Billie. I’ve got my glass ready, take it away! Grace clinks her glass.

Amal: Can someone say something so I can drink this drink please?

Billie: So ladies, I want to cheers to Devyn! We are on this bumpy road called life, and we are not all perfect but I’m always going to clap for your successes, Devyn. So, I want to cheers to successful women, empowering women, and if you are not successful yet… Billie looks at Grace. May you get there one day! Love you ladies. Billie raises her glass.

We watch as the Ladies clink their glasses together and cheers…

Grace: And let’s pray Billie can be as successful as your pinkie!

Devyn’s Confessional: I only heard the part about me. Is that selfish? Maybe. Devyn laughs.

Billie: And you be as successful as her fingernail! Cheers!

Amal: And me be as successful as Devyn’s ass.

As the Ladies begin to laugh, we watch as the camera pans out and we see a shot of the moon shining bright over Twitter as the scene and episode end.



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