Season 17, Episode 13: “Saints or Sinners?”

Ladies of Twitter
39 min readMar 19, 2025

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As the episode begins and the title card fades from the screen, we hear the sound of the waves crashing against the coast, as we focus back in on the Ladies in St. Martin. We hear a tropical beat playing, as we see a shot of most of the Ladies walking onboard a yacht docked near their villa as the scene begins…

Billie’s Confessional: I am missing my girls Daphne and Erica today. Hopefully these girls don’t come in guns blazing toward me like they did last night. I really thought when I planned this trip that it would be healing for us to get away and try and connect as a group and last night it was ruined in a matter of seconds.

Polly: Polly gets on the yacht. Wow, wow, wow, this is living girls! I’m in love!

Polly’s Confessional: A rocky night last night and a rocky morning with Billie and Erica, that’s fine. I can rally. I’m here for a vacation, so let’s get on this boat and have a good time. I’m putting whatever issues I have aside today. Life’s too short. Polly shrugs.

Billie: Ladies, there is champagne being served over there! Billie points to the bar. Welcome aboard!

Brian: Hi ladies!

Teairra: Teairra walks onto the yacht, thanking the worker and looking around. Hey girls!

Amal: Hey Bri! You and these gowns you’ve been wearing! I’m loving it.

Brian: Don’t mind if I do! Brian picks up a glass of champagne.

Teairra: Thank you! Teairra walks over to the bar quickly. I’m going to need this!

Polly: Polly grabs a bottle of champagne from the bar and pours herself a drink. Oh, don’t worry darling, I can sort myself thank you.

Billie: Billie takes a seat by the captain. So, listen Captain if things go left on this charter, I give you full permission to kick anyone you need to off this boat.

Polly: I’m so excited girls to just have fun, I think we need it, huh? It’s been pretty chaotic already.

Billie’s Confessional: Yes, because my definition of fun is being with the same bitches who ganged up on me last night.

Billie: It has been chaotic lately, yes.

Teairra: So, how is everybody feeling? It definitely has been … something so far!

Polly: I’m great, I feel good. I feel great. And I look great to be honest. Polly laughs.

Amal: Amal sips her champagne. I’m good. Ready to lay out and have some peace and quiet. Maybe listen to a little podcast.

Billie: I’m hopeful some vitamin D will do me some good today. This hasn’t been the trip I had hoped for!

Polly: I wonder why…

Amal’s Confessional: The trip you hoped for? Sweetheart, you’ve been on the attack since we landed in St Martin. The problem is YOU.

Amal: How was everyone’s morning? Teairra and I had a really good heart to heart, right T?

Billie: So ladies I’ll be over here if you guys need me. I’ll let you ladies discuss whatever you want amongst yourselves. Billie gets up and walks away from the group.

Polly: Oh? You guys cleared the air?

Teairra: We did have a cute one on one, started off rocky but we got it together.

Polly: I’m so happy about that. My morning wasn’t fun, I woke up hungover as fuck and cried to Billie and Erica and apologized. I explained Andrew wasn’t coming for Billie, but I don’t think it cleared the air. But, girls, I’m okay, nobody has died, not everyone has to be best friends. I’m gonna give it some space and revaluate.

Amal: Amal turns to Teairra and Polly. It doesn’t seem like the air is clear, Polly.

As Amal, Teairra, and Polly continue to talk, the camera pans as we see Brian walking across the boat towards Billie as tense music begins to play lightly…

Brian: Brian sashays over to Billie. Hi sunshine! How are you doing?

Billie: Hi, love that sundress. What’s going on? I mean I’m sure you know I’m not doing well.

Brian: Thank you! Well, I didn’t want you to feel cornered the other night and I wanted to apologize for the other night.

Billie: Which part of it?

Brian: All the screaming and I can sense you were upset obviously.

Billie: But why did you feel the need to jump in on a fight that yet again has nothing to do with you?

Brian: I think we’re all guilty of that. I was involved with the Tea drama. I was there and heard a lot of what the ladies were saying.

Billie: Brian, let me make this crystal clear for you. You just got back on the scene not even a month and a half ago. You only know bits and pieces to stories, and you are only hearing one side of things and then running with it. I don’t know what part of you felt inclined to yell at me that I don’t run this fucking group, and I need to shut up but quite frankly you haven’t stopped sticking your nose in other businesses since you’ve came back into this group.

Brian: Why do you think you have the power to talk to me like this? This is the root of our issues, Billie. You don’t get to control me. I came here to apologize and move on. But please do not speak to me like that.

Billie: Brian, your apologies are filled with bullshit after bullshit after bullshit. It’s like everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie. If you don’t like the way I speak to you maybe you shouldn’t treat me so shitty. Ever since I’ve brought you back into this group it’s been how can I make Billie’s life hell. From you telling the other girls you have lots in the vault on me, to calling me a one trick pony, to now I am the sole reason this group is divided, and I cause all the shit… Where’s everyone else’s blame?

Brian: So, what do you want from me then? I’ve already apologized Billie and if that’s not good enough then I’ll just have to walk away because I’m not sure what else I can do.

Billie: You’ve only apologized for calling me a one trick pony Brian. I would like for you to actually apologize for your behavior and then have your actions align with your words.

Brian: Great, that’s why I’m here right now. I’m saying sorry about my behavior the other night. I’m trying to help us move on.

Billie: In order for me to move on from this… do you believe that I’m the sole reason this group is divided right now?

Brian: You brought me in to help with your show and I’m going to do that. I’m legit excited, plus I have some news I wanted to share with you eventually. I don’t think you’re the sole reason. It takes more than one to tango!

Billie: Thank you, Brian, that’s all I needed to hear from you. We will just slowly rebuild our relationship; it’s going to take some time but I’m hopeful we can have a great relationship like we once had.

Brian: I agree, thanks for inviting me on the trip. Now MAYBE I’ll share a room with you tonight! I call big spoon!

Billie: Billie laughs. And just MAYBE I’ll share the bed with you! I think those girls are bored without you over there! You better get back over there. I’m good right where I am.

Brian: No. I want to stay with you. Let’s get a bottle and sit over here!

Billie: You can go grab one, those girls will say I’m an alcoholic next if I am the one that goes and gets it.

Billie’s Confessional: Look I’m glad Brian and I have patched up our issues yet again. But hopefully the second time does the trick. Obviously, there is love there for Brian and I would do just about anything for her but her actions lately have been very off putting and made me reevaluate our friendship so this will take a minute to get back to where we use to be.

We then watch as Brian goes over and grabs a bottle, before the camera shifts and we see Amal watching Brian make his way back to Billie…

Amal: It looks like they’re all good. Should we go over and join them?

Polly: Sure! Let’s do it, let’s take some bottles over. Teairra, Polly, and Amal walk over to join Brian and Billie. You girls looked like you had a nice chat. Are we good over here?

Billie: We are fine. You ladies please don’t bring your bad energy over here!

Amal: Sorry, but why invite us on a yacht if you’re actively going to do everything you can to avoid us?

Brian: We’re good girls! Put the claws away!

Polly: I think it’s nice if we all just sit and enjoy a nice drink together.

Billie: I’m letting you girls do your own thing, if I’m such a problem, I’m removing myself. It was supposed to be a group yacht, but clearly, it’s missing two people and after last night’s event I really don’t care to be around either of you two. Billie points at Polly and Amal.

Amal’s Confessional: I’m flabbergasted. This woman is showing absolutely no remorse for the way she treated me last night. Shockingly, the woman who has had a problem with every single person is now behaving as if we’ve done something to her.

Polly: Okay, that’s fine. We can leave you if you’d prefer that babe, no problem.

Amal: I’ve actually never said you were the problem, Billie. I really haven’t said much. You’re the one who did most of the talking last night, sweetheart

Billie: All I said was don’t come over here with your bad energy and what exactly are you doing? Turning it back on me. You girls are really something else.

Polly: No, I think we’re trying to enjoy ourselves together whilst we can. But that’s fine, we can go elsewhere.

Amal: I’m not turning it on you. Since we’ve boarded this yacht, you’ve spent 95% of the time sat away from your guests. We come over and try to engage you in civil conversation and your first response is to tell us not to bring bad energy. I just don’t understand what I’ve done to you to warrant this type of just nastiness.

Brian: We’ve had so much drama. I think Billie is trying to keep this a low drama boat ride girls.

Billie: I’m enjoying my time ladies, if I’m such drama, I’m removing myself from your lives. Me and Brian just had a nice chat, and I was just enjoying being around her. Clearly, you three are great so I figured I’d let you three chitchat. Because clearly me and this one. Billie points to Polly. We can’t stand to even be around each other or in the same space as one another.

Polly: I’ve just sat down next to you with a bottle of champagne saying let’s toast. You made me cry this morning, Billie; I apologized. What more do you want?

Teairra: Oh, Billie c’mon…we’re all here for you and you got us this beautiful yacht! its only right we can at least get some type of dialogue and closure, it’s been so much going on.

Polly’s Confessional: My 11-year-old daughter doesn’t throw tantrums this bad, it’s ludicrous.

Polly: I’ll happily leave you though, that’s fine. I’ll go sit up to the top, Amal, talk to Billie and sort it out.

Amal: I just don’t understand how I’ve ended up being lumped in with Polly. Billie, we can’t keep doing this for the rest of the trip. You two need to be able to be in the same space and communicate.

Billie: I’m not doing it with Polly, she does not exemplify the brain to be able to have a mature conversation and take ownership of her actions. I obviously can be around her, but I won’t speak to her. Every time I do, she takes what I say and spins it to fit her narrative.

Amal: Billie, you’re like 20 years her senior. You can’t expect her to be as mature as you!

Teairra: Teairra points to Billie and Amal. Are you two better n- Welp, nevermind.

Teairra’s Confessional: I was going to ask how Amal feels about Billie now, and even Erica although she isn’t here I thought maybe she would sleep it off but I think Amal still wants all the smoke with Billie, it was a little out of left field but I saw it coming at the same time…

Amal: No, we aren’t good. Amal turns to Billie. You need to explain what the hell all of that was about last night?

Billie: So, just because I’m 20 years older than her she is just not supposed to have any maturity. I got it.

Amal: I don’t care about that. We can deal with that once we deal with this.

Billie: Well, you are the one that keeps defending her, and speaking for her. So are you trying to fix our issue or just further justify Polly’s actions. You started it when you chimed in on a conversation that had nothing to do with you. You weren’t fully coherent at Polly’s pride event so you chiming in on that conversation wasn’t necessary. That is what got the ball rolling with me.

Amal: Billie, you accused me of being a bad friend because I was drunk at a pride party. Erica then went on to insinuate I’m some kind of alcoholic because I had fun with the gays. You then screamed at me relentlessly at dinner last night and called me horrible things.

Billie: Because numerous people told me what transpired at the event. You were drunk so how would you fully remember all the details of the event was my point.

Amal: Okay, so am I a bad friend for not defending you or too drunk to know what happened? Which one is it, Billie? Because the reason you’re mad at me keeps changing.

Billie: Well now in hindsight you clearly couldn’t properly defend me because you were too drunk and I didn’t understand why you were defending something that you weren’t even fully coherent for.

Amal: And so what? Is this your way of apologizing to me for the things you said to me because… Amal mocks Billie. In hindsight you blah blah blah. Like what is this? Billie? What’s going on?

Billie: No, that was just me clarifying which one it is that I’m mad about. You asked for clarity, and I gave it to you. I am sorry for saying you’re a garbage ass bitch, and that you wouldn’t know what it is unless it’s a dick in front of you.

Amal: Oh well thank you so much. I can just feel the sincerity radiating off you.

Billie: I can’t win for losing with these girls. Do you want me to suck your titty? I’m apologizing, Amal.

Amal: I don’t know, Billie. Maybe I just placed too much emphasis on this friendship. Maybe I thought we were better friends than you seem to think we are.

Amal’s Confessional: Billie’s whole nonchalant I don’t give an F attitude is really eye opening. I’m just disappointed…

Amal: Look, I think we should just try and enjoy the rest of this trip. Regardless of what you think, I don’t want to argue with you. I want to try and have a good time in St Martin. I want us to all be there for Teairra and everything she’s going through. So, let’s just be kind towards each other and if you have a problem, bring it to me and vice versa.

Billie: You got it Amal. I’m sorry you feel you put too much on our relationship. I was glad to call you a friend of mine.

As an awkward silence begins to fill the air, we hear Polly speak up…

Polly: T, what’s up with the video anyway? Is it coming?

Teairra: It is! It’s in the process of being finished actually, they estimated about 2 weeks.

Polly: I’m excited for you babe. It’s so good seeing you do your thing.

Amal: Oh, is this the music video? When do we all get to see it?

Teairra: Thank you! it means so much to me honestly, I think we’re all doing our thing despite Our differences I love that for the girls, and maybe about 2 weeks from now.

Billie: Billie claps for Teairra. Love it! Girl boss! Let’s raise our glass to Teairra!

Polly: It’s not easy! Business is hard, I can’t imagine how hard music is. Very proud of you honey, well done.

Amal: Absolutely! She’s been going through so much and to see her persevere…it’s so admirable Teairra.

Teairra: Thank you girls so much! It’s what I deserve after all that I’ve been through to even make it with the team that I have chile.

Billie: Well, despite the differences in this group I’m glad we can rally around you Teairra and uplift and support you!

Teairra: Teairra nods. And I believe you Amal, its unfortunate Daphne and Erica aren’t here because I think I need all the support from the ladies because marriage is tough, I think everybody has experienced some rough patches before, right? Because honey, I need some advice!

Amal: Absolutely. You’re talking to three women who’ve all been divorced.

Billie: Love is not as easy as it looks!

Teairra: Me and Donte have been so distant with each other & barely having sex, its feeling like he doesn’t even want me anymore I don’t know if it’s the whole Lorenzo thing or what…something just isn’t clicking right now and it’s just … stressful I should say.

Billie: Have you guys tried marriage counseling?

Polly: Oh no, I’m so sorry. But you know dry spells are a thing. How long has it been?

Teairra: Its only been a couple days, I don’t know if I’m being dramatic or what…but that’s not normal for us! not to sound like a freaky girl or anything but how does it go from all the time to barely even twice. Is marriage counseling any good? I like handling things myself maybe it’s an ego thing.

Polly: Girl! We’ve tried it, it does help a lot. A few days isn’t long though babe. Have you spoke to him? Sat him down and told him how you feel?

Teairra: I want to, but I honestly think he’ll think I’m crazy too for feeling unwanted, like I get it I’m barely home anymore but I’m working! He should understand that completely because he does work trips all the time.

Polly’s Confessional: Marriage is so hard, I am always looking to learn, reading all the books, talking to my friends, watching all the movies, to make sure I’m on top of it all. Ain’t no way Andrew is leaving me. Therapy is good too.

Polly: He should be happy for you and want to see you shine. This is your time! He is your husband.

Teairra’s Confessional: I’m not new to the whole marriage thing me and Donte have been together for a while, but this is my first marriage, and a lot of these ladies have been in a lot of marriages so I’m sure they know more than me it’s just too much stress.

Billie: I think some marriage counseling would do you good. I will say if you guys can try it and go into it with an open mind and an open heart, therapy will do wonders for a marriage. Unfortunately, it couldn’t save mine.

Polly: If he truly loves and supports you like I think he does, you just need to be honest and talk to him.

Teairra: Why didn’t yours work Billie? do you think you two just fell out of love? Because I’m sure that happens and I hope and pray me and Donte aren’t at that point. I care too much.

Billie: I think you and Donte are far more salvageable than my relationship. My ex husband use to beat the shit out of me.

Amal: Amal rubs Billie’s arm. I’m sorry Billie.

Billie: Thank you. It was a hard time in my life, but this is about you right now T! I want you and Donte to come out of this on the other side! Fight for your marriage.

Amal’s Confessional: Seeing Billie break down like this and open up to us…it’s both heartbreaking and heartwarming. It hurts my soul that a man laid a single finger on her but it gives me hope for this group of friends that she is willing to be so open and honest with us.

Teairra: I will definitely fight for this, I never want anything to stop that and you’re so strong Billie you’re making me realize so much by opening up with your experience. I don’t think you understand!

Amal: Teairra, when Tommy and I went through marriage counselling we had a lot going on. We’d just had a baby. There was legal stuff going on with my ex. I was in a bad place with my family. So, we had a lot of obstacles. We just weren’t strong enough. But I think for you and Donte, it’s a different story. You love this man, and you know he loves you.

Billie: Look ladies, I know we have some more healing to do on this trip and it’s not over just yet. I’m sorry for being a bad host today, but I want to work through things with most of you all here today. I really believe in the power of sisterhood and just us three sharing our experiences just now reminded me what we could have without all this pettiness.

Amal: We’re all better than the behavior we’ve displayed since being in St Martin. All 7 of us and its times like these when we can put our swords down and really connect.

Teairra: 1000%, I’ll get it together and get out my thoughts chile. I’m having a moment! And yes Billie, I think realizing that we all have so much going on in our personal lives kinda reminds everyone we’re human and the pettiness we have going on is the bare minimum compared to that.

Billie: So, in the spirit of that, Amal, come here and give me a hug! I really am sorry for all the nastiness I have spewed out at you over the last 24 hours.

Amal: Amal gives Billie a hug. I love you girl! It’s water under the bridge. Now, let’s stop this and have some god damn fun on this yacht!!

We hear Billie call for the captain to turn up the music, before we see a shot of the Ladies dancing around the floor of the yacht before the scene shifts and we see the scene transition to the following day, as the Ladies have all reunited. We see shots of them all getting dressed to start their days, followed by a shot of them all arriving to an ATV rental place as the scene continues…

Erica: Move out the way hoes, mama got a 4 wheeler to wheelie!

Erica’s Confessional: Daphne and I skipped the yacht and went shopping, and I honestly think some time away from this group was truly needed. My energy is refreshed and I’m ready to continue this trip the right way. Sluts next to me and all.

Teairra: AYEEEE WE OUTSIDE TODAY! Teairra walks up shimmying.

Amal: Teairra!!! Don’t you look gorg!

Polly: Who’s good at driving girls? Let’s do this!

Teairra: I’m excited for this! Teairra motions around the place.

Daphne’s Confessional: I am not the best driver…. Well okay, I am an awful driver. Daphne laughs. Look, I bought my license back in the day and never really learned. That’s what cabs are for!

Billie: Hello ladies, who’s ready to HAVE SOME FUN!? So, we are doing an ATV excursion, and then I’ve arranged for a lunch! Lots of outdoor activities so I hope everyone didn’t put too much make up on!

Amal: Amal laughs. It’s okay, Billie. We’ve all seen the dark circles under Erica’s eyes.

Daphne: Oh?

Erica: If there’s any dark circles under these eyes, it’s from working. Not like you would know anything about that…Now come on ladies, let’s ride these ATVs!

Billie: Everyone get on one and let’s follow our tour guide!

Amal: Yes, of course. Hard work sautéing mushrooms on Instagram.

Erica: Yes, it’s very hard. It’s hard keeping up with multiple sources of income.

Billie: So, Erica, you are going to lead the pack and Amal you will be the caboose. Thanks ladies, we are keeping it fun today!

Erica: Oh, keep UP ladies! Erica walks over to the ATV putting on her helmet.

We then watch as we see various shots of all the women speeding down the course on their ATVs, as we see mud flying and the women laughing with glee. Just then, the camera pivots and we see a picnic table set up for lunch as the Ladies barrel towards it and come to a stop…

Erica: WE MADE IT!

Polly: I’m starving and THIRSTY let’s get some drinks going girls, c’mon we’re on vacation. Where are we sitting Billie? Any preference?

Billie: Yes, this is our lunch ladies, have a seat!! Theare wee weilla staff worked so hard on this meal. Polly, why don’t you sit next to me and I’ll have Erica on the other side of me and the rest of you guys fill in! Brian unfortunately had to leave out this morning to get back to work on a project!

Billie’s Confessional: What’s the saying? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. We are so close she’s sitting next to me a matter of fact.

Erica: Well, I enjoyed my ride. I’m glad you ladies could keep it up. Screaming and all…

Teairra: Teairra winks. You know I always gotta keep up! Even if I gotta make a scene honey!

Amal: Did we all have fun?

Billie: I had a blast! Polly, sorry for the little mud I slung on you!

Polly: I had a blast!!! And oh my god girls look, I just got my first batch of official products in from my new line!

Billie: Billie claps. Well, isn’t that exciting! Are you doing any kind of soft launch for your new product line?

Erica’s Confessional: She has a new line? Did I miss the beginning and the middle? I did not know she was working on something… seriously.

Daphne: Oh, that’s exciting! Congrats!

Polly: Yes, I’m hoping to host a little pre-launch launch next week.

Amal: Sorry, what line?

Billie: That’s great!

Billie’s Confessional: I’m just as confused as these girls on what Polly is has been working on but I don’t really care to hear the details so I’m acting like I know what’s going on, so she doesn’t have to ramble about herself for hours. She is notorious for doing that.

Polly: So, the serums you’ve all tried, that will be my first set of products that I’m launching as my very own brand, all by myself, my money, no help. It’s scary but I’m just as excited because we use them in the salons already and everyone loves it, so why not sell them myself and make even more money.

Billie: What kind of serums are there? Any anti-aging ones?

Amal: I’ve tried a serum?

Amal’s Confessional: What is this woman talking about? I’ve never heard not one syllable out of her mouth in the 3 months I’ve known her about a line.

Polly: Yeah, when I had most of you at the salon, that’s what we’ve been rubbing on you.

Billie: Well hell! That’s crazy. Well, we can’t wait to see your soft launch next week. I’m assuming we are all invited?

Erica’s Confessional: Whatever serum we’ve tried clearly has given us amnesia because nobody knows what the hell this lady is talking about.

Teairra: I’m sure we’re all going to buy it!

Billie: So, Amal, when are we getting your launch of the mani pedi paw line?

Daphne’s Confessional: I’ve had it with Amal and her Mani Pawdi… I don’t even know if the fundraiser is still happening.

Amal: Well Billie, I’ll actually be hosting a Black Tie Launch Event as well. Mine is in a few weeks but I do have some invites back at the villa for you all.

Billie: That’s exciting! So how are you feeling being a newly born businesswoman?

Erica: So, everything for the launch, is back on track? That’s good to hear.

Daphne: Yeah, is it? Daphne leans in and looks at Amal.

Amal: I don’t think I realized just how tough it was girls. The amount of times I’ve been disappointed or delayed by manufacturers, suppliers, friends who don’t know what they’re doing and claim to be professional but inside try and embarrass you.

Daphne: Excuse you, Amal?

Amal: But we’re just finalizing the packaging right now. I have to do another shoot when we’re back in Twitter because the last one wasn’t…up to my standards but then that’s it.

Teairra: Teairra jumps back. Who’s unprofessional? That took a turn, huh?

Erica’s Confessional: Okay Amal… I see you. Last time I saw this girl, she was running towards the Villa but honey the sun must be gone because Amal is extra shady today.

Billie: So, I think we are dancing around the elephant in the room. Are you and Daphne still working together?

Daphne: I think Amal was talking about her assistant, who couldn’t provide us enough information to set up a proper photo shoot. That’s who she is upset with, at least I hope so.

Amal: Amal ignores Daphne. Absolutely. It’s important to ensure you work with and hire PROFESSIONALS whenever you’re doing anything of importance.

Daphne: Well, I’m out. You definitely need a professional, given that you aren’t one yourself, but it’s understandable, after all you’ve never worked a day in your life.

Amal: Not people who make their living on orchestrating the perfect placement of Lillies and tulips. Amal turns to Daphne. What are you blabbering on about down there?

Daphne: Oh, zip it. Daphne waves Amal off. You’re a delusional fool who can’t even put 2 and 2 together.

Amal: I’m speaking to my friends. Please be respectful and pipe down.

Daphne: Maybe if you were respectful, I would do the same. But since you wanna be childish, I will gladly stoop down to your level Amal.

Teairra’s Confessional: At first, I was confused on who Amal was talking about but it’s getting more and more obvious she’s talking about Daphne and Daphne is definitely catching all the shade, I was thinking like she might as well just tell it to her & boom…that’s exactly what happened. Time to get the popcorn honey.

Amal: I’ll still be sponsoring the charity. Just because the organizer has no idea what she’s doing in her day to day life, doesn’t mean I won’t support a good cause.

Billie: Well then, we can leave it there girls!

Daphne: Amal, please, stop talking nonsense. I don’t know if the surgeon who did your whole body messed up your brain, but you have never worked a minute of your life, your dog would be a better businessman than you so stop acting like you know what you’re doing. Your dog, which, by the way, you forgot on set and peed all over.

Amal: Amal looks Daphne up and down. Listen, little red riding hoe, I made a mistake in soliciting you for your help. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re unprofessional. You lack decorum. You don’t take instructions. You are a fool and always have been. Stick to drawing stick figures of people’s homes and leave the big business to us big dogs.

Daphne: I’ll be damned the day I let an overfilled hippo tell me how to do my job but thank you for trying.

Amal: Someone needs to tell you how to do your job because you don’t do it well.

Daphne’s Confessional: This is not how I usually argue, but when you have to do with someone as dumb and as brain dead as this lady, it’s hard to keep your composure.

Daphne: When you have a job, a REAL job call me back. Until then stay quiet and keep chasing young men.

Amal: You draw houses which is great. Amal claps. I’m so proud of you but you do not possess the creative genius I need for Amal Hadid’s Mani-Pawdi line and I learnt that the hard way.

Erica’s Confessional: Whew! A laugh was had! These girls are readinggg! I’m living for the mess honestly, at least it’s not me this time.

Amal: Amal turns to the girls. She tried to have me naked on a photoshoot set with my dog covering my breasts. What kind of whore does that? Endangers the lives of animals in such a vile manner. She tried to dress me in a thong at first. She’s a buffoon. A downright idiot.

Billie: For a DOG CHARITY EVENT?

Daphne: Daphne pulls out her phone and shows everyone her emails with Amal’s assistant. Here you can also see that her assistant didn’t give us instructions and didn’t reply to our emails. The only thing she sent us is a bikini, badly facetuned, picture of Amal saying “sexy vibe.” That’s all they gave us.

Polly: For a dog makeup line?

Erica: I did see this email…

Amal: I told the BITCH what I wanted and the BITCH didn’t listen. I don’t care what email she pulls out of her ass, we’ve had countless conversations about my vision for my brand and she disrespected it.

Daphne: Yeah, I kindly offered to set up a photo shoot, but her assistant didn’t give us instructions and Amal freaked out.

Amal: And I made a mistake in accepting that offer

Daphne: Well lucky for you, I don’t think anyone is surprised that you made mistakes regarding your business, Amal.

Amal: I was working with her to help her. I was doing a good deed for the less fortunate.

Polly: Can we like, stop now guys c’mon. This is silly. You’re both just trying to hurt each other.

Daphne: I am not trying to hurt anyone, I am trying to explain how things went. If Amal wants to freak out and look insane, that’s up to her.

Amal: I’m going to ask you a question Daphne — do you seriously think you and your charity legitimize my business? My business legitimizes YOU and YOUR CHARITY!

Daphne bursts out laughing at Amal…

Amal: DON’T COMMENT ON MY FASHION WHEN YOU DRESS LIKE YOU BELONG ON LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE!

Daphne’s Confessional: Oh my goodness, I can’t… Daphne keeps laughing.

Daphne: Oh Amal, don’t get all worked up, you might pop an implant. Anyway, this is pointless, I don’t wanna discuss this anymore. Good luck with the dog nail polish.

Amal: And good luck with whatever it is you do. I pray you venture off into something you can be successful in because creative concepts are not going well for you.

Amal’s Confessional: Daphne just wants my attention. She’s like the TV that’s been left on. Girl, no one is watching you. No one.

Amal: Let’s talk about something else. Erica, you missed the boat ride earlier. We all had a great time connecting, right ladies?

Teairra: Teairra nods. We actually did, I really wished you were there Erica, we had a little heart to heart moment it was cute.

Erica: You ladies had a ball? Wow, I just knew I was going to see one of you swimming to shore. Daphne & I explored the town and got drunk!

Billie: I definitely think it was something. Brian and I cleared the air. Amal and I cleared the air. Polly and I are existing, and Teairra was super vulnerable in front of us all. It was nice

Polly: Teairra you’ve got to be a brave person to talk so candidly. I really do want to take a moment to make sure the group validated that and shows their support.

Erica: Well, I definitely wish Daphne and I had made it. Teairra got vulnerable? T, were you crying?

Amal: We definitely had our moments but it was great to get back on accord and remember that we’re all friends and we all need to be there to support each other. Each and every one of us. Teairra, Billie, Erica, Polly and Brian. The 6 of us.

Teairra: I think I was just to my breaking point, I couldn’t hold it in anymore honestly I’m a really closed off person but at that point I didn’t care anymore, and just a tiny bit Erica. It was about my marriage, and you know that’s a sensitive topic for me.

Billie: I really do appreciate you being so open and letting me be open with you Teairra. It was a nice moment for sure between us

Teairra: No, thank you again Billie, I think you really opened your heart up for us as well, and showed us another side of Miss Reed! But I’m just glad I kinda got passed it. I mean…Donte and I still together. I’m grateful for that but not really much progress but I’m being patient, still working on my career I’m not putting myself on pause for anyone.

Billie: Well, I think this has been a nice lunch ladies. It is nice to be vulnerable sometimes in this group and let down our walls. Let’s get on these ATV’s and head back to the villa!

Erica: As you shouldn’t, continue with your music because girl you can sing. No one should ever dim your light. But I also know your relationship with your husband, he loves you and you love him. I just think you need to be more vocal with him about everything. You know.

Polly: We have to remember that despite our issues and differences, we’ve all lived very different lives and had different experiences. That’s what makes us who we are and what we’re all about. Everyone has a story and a path, this is one small part of such a longer and more powerful road!

Teairra: Yes, putting myself first after so long of just prioritizing my husband is making me feel a lot better, like of course I care about his feelings but I also care about myself a lot more, I’m focused on my single with Erica over here! I’m excited for that. It’s time to move forward not backwards.

Erica’s Confessional: Listen, I’ve known Teairra and Donte for years and they have such a tight bond. I really hope that whatever is happening between them they can truly get past it. I damn sure don’t want them to end up like Robert and I.

Billie: You know what Polly, that was a really sweet sentiment…why don’t we all raise our glasses to that?

We then watch as the Ladies all raise their glasses to make a toast, before the camera pans out once more. We see footage of the Ladies doing activities in St. Martin as their trip is beginning to wrap up, before we transition and we see the Ladies as they are getting ready to make their way to the final dinner of the trip. We hear an ominous music as we pan in on the table, before we see a shot of the Ladies arriving and taking their seats at the table…

Billie’s Confessional: Listen my trip has been far from a healing experience for me but today has been really good so far so I’m hopeful we can keep that healing energy for dinner. I am really trying with most of the girls and I feel like if they can just let their guards down a little bit we can make some head way in this group. So here’s to one last ditch effort in trying!

Amal: Amal awkwardly stands with Daphne. You look…nice.

Daphne: Thank you. I love the…. Uhh… the wig!

Amal: Amal flattens her hair. Why thank you. I thought I’d give you girls a new look tonight.

Teairra: I thought this was an all-white dinner. Teairra looks at Amal. That looks …silver!

Amal: Amal shakes her head. No, no, it’s satin. So, it has a bit of a shimmer but it’s most certainly white. Has anyone seen our hostess?

Just then, the camera pans as we see Billie walk up to the table…

Billie: Well, don’t you all look fabulous! The all-white theme really brings out everyone’s beautiful souls!

Polly: Let’s get some champagne I think. Look at that sunset, ladies!

Billie: Billie comes around and pours everyone some champagne. Listen, a little liquid courage never hurts everyone! So how has everyone felt about St Martin? Does everyone feel healed?

Polly: I feel like we got some restful vibes today.

Daphne: St. Martin is gorgeous! I don’t know if I feel healed, but I certainly feel rested. Daphne laughs.

Erica: I loved being here, aside from the small hiccups I had so much fun on my small excursions. I wish you ladies would have run through the town with Daphne and me.

Billie: I’m so glad you and Daphne are in such a better space Erica! What was everyone’s favorite part of the trip?

Amal: I’d say for me, my favorite part of the trip was the yacht. I feel like the 4 of us… Amal gestures to Polly, Teairra and Billie. And Brian really bonded

Polly: Polly looks confused at Amal. I think Brian and I got closer, Daph, love you! Teairra is my girl, Amal were finally on this good path. Billie and I are fine. I’m glad to hear you had fun Erica, I was worried you didn’t considering how you’ve been on the trip at times.

Erica: Oh? And how have I been on this trip, Polly?

Polly: Just very snappy, kind of moody. We’re in St. Martin like let’s have fun, so I’m glad you said you had fun.

Erica: I’ve been great. If I’ve been “snappy” or “moody” my friends, the ones that have known me for several years would have said something.

Polly’s Confessional: She’s had a face like she’s got fourteen lemons in her gob, like we’ve noticed girl.

Billie’s Confessional: Leave it to Polly to be passive aggressive at this dinner. I was having everyone share their favorite parts and of course she had to hijack it and make it about her and her issues with Erica.

Erica: I’ve been nice to you, Polly.

Polly: I said something, I was worried about you that’s all.

Billie: Erica, you’ve been nothing but lovely this trip! I’m glad you’ve let loose and had fun.

Daphne: Worried?

Erica: Okay, we’re not going to act like I’ve been just losing my mind this entire trip. So, let’s talk the real.

Polly: And I don’t mean to bring it up in a negative light, but I’ve been concerned and our excursion to me wasn’t that fun, you just kind of berate me lately and it’s weird.

Erica: You’re upset because I told Billie what I was told about how your husband wanted to confront her. I’ve never said anything else but that and how I didn’t like it. I never attacked your husband for it, but I did tell my friend. You’ve called me a liar several times for no reason. Erica looks at Daphne and Teairra. Did her husband not want to speak to Billie at Pride?

Polly: Sure, and you’ve called me a whore. I apologized to you, explained my side, the truth about what Andrew said and I’m kinda just feeling like there’s something else you’re not saying to me. We’re friends, right? Or are we not friends? Just tell me plain and simple.

Teairra: He did want to speak to her.

Erica: I was going to offer you an apology but the way you think you can demand one from me is where we clearly have an issue.

Polly: I was in that water today thinking about why we’re so distant, Erica. I love you, I don’t want this to come between us

Erica: I don’t know why she’s crucifying me for this.

Billie: Daphne, it’s because Polly keeps denying that he wanted to speak with me.

Daphne’s Confessional: My god, are we STILL talking about Andrew and what he said about Billie? Someone shoot me now please!

Polly: But to be honest you owe me an apology.

Erica: I have no issue with you, hun.

Polly: Billie, I never said he didn’t went to speak to you. For the thousandth time.

Daphne: Daphne looks confused. She denied it? It’s the truth, he did want to address you, Billie….

Polly: Polly turns to Daphne. In a negative way? Or as a concerned husband?

Erica: She called me a liar… and said Daphne said I exaggerated things. Like I said before, I have no issue with you Polly. I’m honestly over the whole situation.

Billie: Polly, what other way was he going to address me but negatively. It wasn’t like we were in the best place at the time of your pride event? What’s not clicking?

Daphne: He did say he was concerned about you because the situation with Billie had affected you. I don’t think anyone said it was negative though, we just said he wanted to address Billie…

Polly: Do you think my husband would talk to a woman aggressively? Billie, we’re not gonna do this again, you know what I said and that’s the truth.

Daphne: I don’t know your husband honey, I never said he was aggressive. I don’t think anyone labeled him as such.

Amal: Don’t say we. Say you. This all stems from you.

Polly: Daphne, you’ve worked with him for like 2 years doing our house? Are you crazy?

Erica’s Confessional: Like Polly c’mon… I’m just truly so over this whole ordeal with her. She clearly doesn’t get it, and I won’t be entertaining her any further.

Daphne: I have worked at your house Polly, but I’m not close to Andrew personally. That’s what I meant, don’t take it out on me please.

Polly: Erica, we’re not friends I take it then. Got it. I’m moving on.

Amal: No, No, please girls. Amal raises her hands. Not like this. Please don’t end it like th-

Billie: Okay so we are not getting anywhere with this so let’s just move on. Teairra, how are you feeling with then group of ladies? Do you feel we genuinely have your back and that you can be forthcoming with things that are happening in your life?

Polly’s Confessional: Erica is so different to me in this group of ladies than the one I knew before. I do believe Billie has a hold on her and it shows. She may not know my husband all that well, but she certainly knows his character. Daphne must have forgot to take her vitamins because mama lost her mind. I’m putting this to bed. I know the truth

Teairra: Well… I think for the most part maybe! But it’s always that thought in the back of my head like if its ever “mad day” it’s going to be thrown back in my face, if it’s something personal that I share with the ladies I mean no shade it happened already, so it’s a wishy washy situation.

Amal: Oh wow. So, is there anybody in particular you don’t trust, Teairra? Or the group as a whole

Billie: Billie looks around at the ladies. Ladies, does everyone hear Teairra? I really think moving forward as a group we need to listen to her and give her the respect that we all want when we confide in our friends. Teairra, I’ll apologize first and say I’m sorry that I haven’t been a better friend to you than I could’ve been. I will continuously work on myself and try and be a better friend and support system for you! I know how it feels to have things thrown back in your face especially in a vulnerable moment.

Polly: T, you’re one of the strongest persons I know!

Teairra’s Confessional: Of course, Amal is trying to start a ruckus asking me that question so I’m going to look away and act like I didn’t hear that question, because honey…you’re one of the people I’m keeping an eye out on, so I don’t think you’ll like my answer!

Teairra: I think we all have growing to do when it comes to being more caring of other’s feelings & how you spread information about things you know nothing about, because it can really hurt people’s personal lives. You know?

Erica: I think we can definitely all be better at being there for each other.

Polly: Polly claps. Say it louder babe! And not repeating things that don’t concern you.

Billie: I agree with you Teairra! We really do as group have to be better about showing up and genuinely supporting one another. I know I haven’t been the best at that lately with some of you ladies. I will work to do better.

Erica: I think on certain situations I hold my information close to my chest. Last year was a lot for me and I’m trying to get past that. I think within this group we haven’t gotten to the point where we just throw our pains in each other’s face, but I have been hesitant. I do have faith in you ladies though.

Amal: Well, to both of you, if I’ve made either of you feel like I’m not a safe space for you to confide in, I’m truly sorry. It really does pain me to hear that.

Polly: I think also what we need to understand is that, as friends, we need to believe that you can lean on one another. If you hear something, or someone says something, talk about it. Don’t let it fester and end up an issue.

Billie: I’ll piggyback off Amal, I would say if I have ever caused you two to be hesitant with me. That’s on me and I now recognize that and I’m trying to do better about that! So I’m sorry, because I see the power of sisterhood on this trip and it’s a beautiful thing once we can get there.

Polly: We aren’t mind readers, you need to speak it into existence for it to change for the better.

Billie’s Confessional: Does Polly have to make everything about her and her situations with people. Billie laughs. This is about Erica and Teairra right now!

Amal: This is great. This is hilling ladies.

Teairra: Teairra nods. And I respect you both for that, and I’m learning to forgive anyone that has hurt me because life is more than holding grudges now when you’re dealing with personal real issues outside of all that.

Polly: There’s hope here ladies, that’s what is most important.

Erica: Thank you ladies, I respect all of you as women and I wanna apologize if I’ve ever made y’all feel a way as well. I do consider you all friends and want to continue what we have here.

Billie: So cute Amal! Well ladies this has ended real nicely with us all I seem to think. I hope you all feel a sense of relief whether it was in your friendships, home life or whatever else was going on in your lives that you didn’t talk about! Let’s do one last toast to our group of ladies, shall we?

Amal: Amal raises her glass. I couldn’t have said it better myself, Billie.

Teairra: One last toast, yes! We need this! Teairra raises her glass.

Erica: YES LADIES! CHEERS TO THIS SISTERHOOD!

Polly: Cheers to you all ladies, may we continue to rise above and see how lucky and privileged we are!

Daphne: Cheers Ladies! May our lives continue to be as full and excellent as they are now…

Billie: Cheers to this sisterhood and to the beautiful island of St Martin!! I think for once we have ended a trip on a high than a low! Billie raises her glass as the group cheers and then hugs.

Erica’s Confessional: Who would have thought that this group of Ladies, THESE LADIES, came together and managed to talk through their issues for better or for worse? This is probably the most uplifting trip I’ve ever been on in this group. Erica adjusts in her chair. And with some of these women, that is SAYING something. Erica laughs.

As the group hugs, we see the screen fade out as we see words shoot across the screen…

We then shift as “FAB” by Jojo plays and we watch as we see finale cards for each of the Ladies of Twitter…

The camera then fades to dark, before the title card appears on the screen and the episode comes to an end.

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