Season 5: Episode 14 - ‘Who’s Packing for Where?’
As the intro ends, we see Brian laying out his yoga mat and getting ready to do Yoga class. We then see Lauralie and Billie arrive and get ready to participate in the yoga session as well.
Brian Confessional: Today I’ve invited Billie and Lauralie our for a quick little gym session!
Lauralie Confessional: I’m a little bit shocked that Brian invited me for Yoga session. I hope he is genuine about us moving forward.
Billie Confessional: Today I’m meeting up with Brian and Lauralie for a yoga session, I’m all about the namaste so let’s bring it on baby
Brian: Ladies! Welcome to my little gym oasis!
Billie: I live for this place!! I love yoga! What a great place for us to get our yoga on
Lauralie: What a lovely place
Brian: Lauralie my love, what’s new?
Lauralie: Nothing special, working, being busy. I would like a little holiday so I can relax.
Billie: Well Lauralie I was going to ask you something and I know you’re so busy with work and this will probably be the best time to ask this, but how do you feel about being on of my bridesmaids
Lauralie: Yes. Yes. I would love to. *hugs Billie*
Billie: Aww yay! So I’m thinking about doing a bachelorette trip, for all of us to get away and have some fun
Lauralie: Tell us where? I can’t wait already
Billie: I can’t it’s a surprise. Just know all your stuff is paid for and we are going to have a good time
Brian: What should we pack? Hot or cold?
Lauralie: Girl, but like what should we pack?
Billie: Hot! Bikinis and dresses!
Brian: Well then I hope that Joshuaa will be there.
Billie: *laughs* Joshuaa isn’t coming babe it’s only me, Lauralie, you, and Tyler
Brian: Yess, perhaps the new dream team!
Lauralie: Yes, no Joshuaa and his puppets? I hope so
Billie: The four of us will take over this country!
Billie Confessional: I’m looking forward to going away with these girls so we can all form a stronger and genuine bond with each other. I mean we are women who should be empowering women rights
As the scene shifts, we see Billie sitting at home, chatting his fiancé at the dining room table.
Billie Confessional: I’m so excited to be getting some time away on my bachelorette trip to Capri, Italy. I deserve this vacation, I need to let off some steam with my girlfriends and let’s not forget the drunken nights and possible male entertainers. Don’t tell my husband *laughs*
Billie: So honey, what are you going to do without me?
Harry: Babe I’ll be fine it’s just a girls trip to Italy it’s not like I’m sending you away to boot camp, me and the guys are going to hang around and play some golf
Billie: Well you know a girls trip with these girls consist of a lot of drinks and fighting. It’s ridiculous although I have gotten myself into some trouble again with Joshuaa and his new friend Devyn.
Harry: Oh god what did you do now.
Billie: Well…I kinda started some mess and now it’s starting to back fire on me and they are both pissed at me and every time I see Joshuaa he just storms out and his sidekick Devyn just follows with him.
Harry: Well babe I hate that, but maybe for the sake of your bachelorette trip.. so who all do you want to take with you, because I need to know how many plane tickets to purchase.
Billie: I would love for all the ladies to Come but that isn’t going to happen because these woman are stubborn and so immature. So I think I’m my best interest I think I will bring Tyler, Brian and Lauralie. Ava is on the fence with me, I don’t know where we stand.
Harry: Okay enough about your llama drama let’s talk about the most exciting day coming up and that is our wedding. What have you got together.
Billie: Well we haven’t got a venue or the guest list set yet. But the place will be catered by Javier’s
Harry: Okay well whatever I need to do let me know baby.. I’ll do what i can
Billie: Okay I have to go upstairs to get ready to meet Brian and Lauralie for yoga, love you honey.
As the scene transitions into night, we see Doctor Devyn getting prepared back stage while the women begin to pile into a nightclub.
Devyn Confessional: So I did a thing which may or may not be very smart. *laughs* I invited the ladies to the club tonight as I’m putting on a private show for some of my best customers. I expect them to act a damn fool so security has been warned, if anybody gets out of line that get removed.
Lauralie Confessional: So I was invited to Go Go club, so I thought let me steal Devyn’s clients with my look. Just kidding. I’m not going to touch anything… I may catch something. Ugh
Ava Confessional: My Girl Dr. Devyn is becoming our private dancer! I’m so excited to see her moves. She may turn some of the these sour pusses out! *laughs*
Billie Confessional: Why did I get picked to come to watch Devyn’s second gig. I don’t care to be honest.. but hey if she thinks she’s making me jealous it is NOT happening sister *laughs*
Brian Confessional: I don’t know what I’m getting myself into but I wish Tyler was here.
Jac Confessional: Joshuaa sent me a message about a little group event taking place at some club tonight for one of his friends Devyn so I thought what better opportunity then this to pop up and let these girls know I’m back in town
Devyn: Come on in ladies and welcome! So ladies y’all have a seat. There’s an open bar and food all on me.
Billie: If it isn’t Jac by Jacqueline Carter
Lauralie: Did she escape from a mental institution?
Ava: Hi Jac! We haven’t met but I heard so much about you *double kiss*
Jac: Hi Ava right? Oh Joshuaa has said such amazing things my darling *kisses back* Hi Lauralie, I know we all have a lot to talk about at some point but I just wanted to come up and say hi. I’m loving your wig! *laughs*
Billie Confessional: Is this heifer really going to ignore her fact I spoke to her, I have to laugh.
Jac Confessional: Yes I saw Billie the Bride to Be but right now I’m keeping my distance. She’s done a few things that require a more private conversation…let’s just say that. Now let’s just say what this show is all about
Devyn: Y’all grab a seat. Let’s get this show on the road. *taps mic of stage* Welcome to my private show. I’d especially love to point out my main loves and friends over here that came to support me. Let’s raise some money guys.
Devyn then begins to perform, dancing all around the stage, truly owning it. The women as well as other audience members are seen clapping and screaming, cheering Devyn on.
Devyn: *walks over* So enjoying ladies?
Billie: Wait, so this is for charity?
Devyn: Billie obviously didn’t read the invite.
Billie: Oh I did honey, but what charity? Your vaginas?
Devyn: My vagina is right and tight. *bends over so Billie can catch a glimpse* You wouldn’t know anything about that. I’ll be back
Billie: Well this is a trashy charity event. Who uses their body to raise money for a charity.. fucking ridiculous
Jac: *to Brian* so I’ve met the other new women in this circle and you I have not
Brian: Oh my gosh! * I push her hand away and give a side kiss* I love your energy and vibe! So nice to meet you! Do you know Tyler? He’s my cousin
Jac: *laughs* Oh yes honey I know Tyler. Your cousin and I have a turbulent past to say the least
Brian: Oh really? No offense, I had no idea who you were.
Jac: Interesting *laughs* well look Ty and I met recently and had quite a productive conversation and despite our ups and downs I don’t plan on holding that against you
Devyn: *to Billie* Come learn some dance moves for your wedding night!
Billie: I’m good girl I’ve hired a choreographer for that, thanks for the free service love I know you’re use to free services
Devyn: Do you see anything free around here? Looking at me cost big money. Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. And furthermore I was being nice. Would hate for your wedding night to be a disappointment
Billie: It won’t be love! It’s going to be great time and I hope you can all attend. So before I leave this shitty event I wanted to announce I’m going to Italy for a bachelorette trip
Brian: See! There we go! Can you all just get over yourselves and come to the wedding
Ava: The night wasn’t shitty before you got here Billie to be quite honest, and since were announcing trips. I’d like to extend an invitation for all you ladies and others to join me in Mykonos for a real fun time! I’ll be emailing all of you… I’m going to show you all what luxury really is
Billie: Well honestly Ava thanks for the invitation but I think I’m going to decline. I really am not interested in an extra couple days in Mykonos with all of you. Especially after tonight. But on that note. I’m on my way, out..
As Billie leaves, the other women begin to get their bags together as well to leave. As the scene shifts to a few days later, we see Lauralie getting a dinner table finalized. Just then we see the other ladies beginning to arrive.
Lauralie Confessional: I decided to invite all of the girls to my dinner party, so we can forget about what happened couple weeks ago and start being friends. I’m kind of tired of name calling, making a scene everywhere and anytime. Time to give this girls lesson how to behave in a public place. Our first etiquette class.
Joshuaa Confessional: It’s been a busy week, it’s Friday night and I’m ready to let my hair down! Dinner with the ladies is bound to be eventful, I’m just over all the bullshit to be honest.
Ava Confessional: Every time this group comes together it’s fire works! I accepted the invitation tonight to try and let bygones be bygones. I’d really love for everyone…..well almost everyone to come to Mykonos so let’s kill them with kindness
Brian Confessional: I’m happy to be invited to this dinner but confused why I was. I don’t even want to be here. Some of these ladies have been nothing but unwelcoming and shitty.
Tyler Confessional: Lauralie invited us all here to figure things out as she put it. But sometimes you don’t want to figure out some people. And they don’t want to know you. I know Billie’s Bachelorette is coming up though so hopefully nothing too crazy happens
Devyn Confessional: Apparently my presence was requested by Lauralie and god knows why. I had enough of the snide comments and back handed compliments at the club 2 nights ago. The jealousy is running rampant I tell you. Rampant.
Billie Confessional: After the last event I don’t wanna be at this dinner but for the sake of my bachelorette and staying in good graces with Lauralie I’ll attend this dinner
Joshuaa: So ladies, what is happening? I see we’re at an Italian and some of you are heading to Italy?
Billie: We are heading to Capri for my bachelorette if you wanna come
Joshuaa: Oh Billie girl, you’re inviting moi?
Billie: Yes girl, and Tyler being my matron of honor will be there as well.
Joshuaa: Okay…LADIES, can y’all listen to me for one second? I have something to say.
Lauralie: What is it?
Joshuaa: *grabs Tyler’s hand* C’mon Ty get up here with me
Tyler: Oh. *stands up*
Joshuaa: Me and Tyler are moving forward. No longer backwards. So here’s to that!
Tyler: Yes, I will toast to that…
Ava: Merry Christmas!
Lauralie: Well, Halloween is finally over.
Billie: Are we suppose to cheers or laugh at you two making up all the sudden. I smell phony
Joshuaa: Well I thought Billie that I should let you all know…So let’s all have fun in Mykonos and Italy!
Tyler: Mykonos? What’s this of Mykonos?
Brian: *I stand up* excuse me ladies I have something to say *I start giggling* LAURALIE GET YOUR ASS UP HERE. Lauralie and I are starting over. We are moving forward and not looking back!
Joshuaa: *rolls eyes* Mazel! I don’t even know what you guys fought about
Tyler Confessional: These Ladies were all in Joshuaa and I’s business and now when Joshuaa decides to tell them we are moving on, it’s crickets. strange really
Billie: Okay so who’s all going to Italy so I can let my husband know, of course all expenses paid for
Joshuaa: Oh come on girl, we all know that you aren’t paying for Italy. C’mon
Billie: I didn’t say I was. If you got your head out of your ass I said my husband was
Joshuaa: Billie, what’s your issue? Like honestly. Why do you always have a stick up your ass? Lord knows you get enough dick up there
Billie: Well I at least get it while I can unlike your husband who puts his dick in other woman. I tried to invite you to Italy to start over but you keep picking and picking. This is what you do! When you poke the bear and it reacts you scream bloody murder
Ava: How the hell are we going to travel together if every action causes a problem?
Joshuaa: What? What are you even talking about? I’m calm I don’t need to raise my voice to make my point
Billie: Okay so listen. Everyone has had their moment tonight I just need to know who’s coming to Italy and who’s out. Joshuaa, are you or are you not coming to Italy? It’s a simple yes or no.
Joshuaa: I’ve come here with no ill will or hard feelings and you should count yourself lucky Billie. Ask me nicely. Instead of being rude
Billie: Okay listen I’m in no way going to kiss ass to her you to come to MY bachelorette party. I will promise you this though. I will leave whatever beef we have had back here in Twitter because I wanna have a great time in Italy. I’m letting it go after this dinner I’ve said what I have said and I feel better now
Joshuaa: Sounds great! Cheers to you and your marriage to be! SO happy for you
Ava: I’ve booked a private villa for the group. Everyone has a beautiful room with a great view. We’re going to see some great landmarks, going to some amazing parties, and do our best to make it a fun trip. Everyone is invited after Billie’s Bachelorette
Billie: Okay here’s to leaving the petty shit back in Twitter for real this time and enjoying my bachelorette trip in Capri, Italy and Ava’s birthday in Mykonos, Greece.
As the ladies cheers and finish their dinner, the scene and episode end.
