Season 5: Episode 15 - ‘You and Me in Capri’
As the episode begins, we see each of the ladies arriving to the airport in Twitter, checking in, and boarding their flight to Capri, Italy. We see the women’s plane then departing and leaving Twitter. Next, we see the ladies arrive in Capri and begin getting their luggage to depart the airport. The ladies then arrive to eat breakfast in a nearby restaurant.
Billie Confessional: We are in Capri BABY!! I’m so excited to be here let’s just hope what I said at that dinner at least last these couple of days in Italy
Tyler Confessional: CAPRI! I’m so excited and as the Matron of Honor, I’m here for the fun not the mess
Brian Confessional: Let’s get wild in Italy!
Tyler: Hello girls! I ordered a mimosa for myself but she brought a pitcher. Now who is sharing it? We are on vacation!
Billie: So ladies I wanted to thank you all for coming along to Capri with me. I know it was going to be a task to get you all here but I’m glad you guys came on my behalf. Thank you to Tyler Brian and Lauralie for being amazing matron of honor and Bridesmaids
The ladies then all take a mimosa from Tyler.
Tyler: Now, here’s to Billie! He’s getting married but he’s not married yet *laughs* So let’s have a blast girls
Everyone: Cheers!
Billie: So what happens in Capri and Mykonos stays here *giggles* Also thank you Devyn Ava and Joshuaa for coming along. I know our past hasn’t been great but I hope I can show you in Capri that I’m willing to turn over a new leaf
Joshuaa: Don’t say shit and we will be fine. SO what’s the plan whilst we’re here?
Devyn: *laughs* I’m glad I’m here Billie
Billie: So guys I have jet skis rented for us tomorrow and then a dinner in the sunset tomorrow evening and I have a couple of surprises as well that me and Tyler have put together. I figured you ladies were tired so I think everyone should go back to their room and freshen up and go swim and do their own thing and then I have something in mind for dinner.
Brian: Yes! I could go for a cat nap.
Joshuaa: Brian, you okay? You look miserable. Cheer up girl
Joshuaa Confessional: Brian always looks so sad, like cheer up? Be happy? Take a Xanax?
Brian: Gee, thanks. You crossed Billie and Tyler off your list and now I’m up? *walks away* Keep it up, keep it up
Devyn Confessional: Ba-Hum-Bug-Brian. Always looking like he lost his best friend.
Joshuaa: Huh? I was joking, I just think you could look a bit happier.
As the ladies all head out of breakfast. We see Tyler, Billie, and Lauralie head to Brian’s room and knock on the door.
Tyler: Brian, it’s us. Open up bitch.
Brian: *opens the door* UGHHHHH!!!! I can’t take Joshuaa
Billie: Girl none of us can not even poor Tyler he has to fake like him just for the sake of his own sanity
Tyler: Now now now. Joshuaa didn’t say we like each other. He said we are moving forward and not living in the past.
Brian: I mean, I just don’t trust Joshuaa and this other new chic. That blonde bimbo on the stripper pole
Lauralie: You mean Jac Carter? Who is Jac in this world? She’s nobody
Tyler: Jac and I are moving forward too as far as I know
Lauralie: She’s trying so hard to be you, Tyler
Brian: HA! She had a lot to say about you, cousin.
Tyler: *giggles at Lauralie* And oh Brian? What did she say?
Brian: She was telling me you guys don’t get along and how you recently met and it didn’t go so well, and she won’t hold it against me
Tyler: It didn’t go well? Wow. First I’m hearing of it. She told me she needed more time but that she accepted and appreciated my apology
Billie: So wait she said all that? She isn’t going to like you because you’re kin to Tyler. Well Jac is usually better a than that but look it seems like I don’t know anyone these days except you guys
Lauralie: I don’t know what is worse, her or her clothing line, both are fake.
Brian: Girls, do I just need to be fake with Joshuaa?
Billie: Well all have to be fake to make it through these two trips Brian. Just smile and keep pushing
Brian: This is going to be a LONG TRIPP!
Tyler: Now I have something for you Billie
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Billie: Oh God, what is it? I already have a vibrator
Tyler: *pulls out a list* Here’s my fun challenges for you on your bachelorette! A thousand dollars for every item you complete *laughs*
Lauralie: Wow, I love this challenge! Joshuaa, would have so won this!
Billie: YESSS, oh my God, you know Tyler we are the poor bitches.
Tyler Confessional: If somebody doesn’t make this fun, the whole thing goes to hell. Trust me. I’ve been with these girls enough. So I’m gonna make it fun
Tyler: *laughs* Yes, that’s why he can’t compete.
Billie: Okay girls let’s hit this bitch or get started on this challenge. Fuck it let’s do both!! And let’s also grab us a drink.
As the ladies leave to being their Bachelorette Challenge, the scene shifts to the other ladies, who are out shopping. The first go to Jac’s room, but discover that she is still passed out from the jet lag.
Ava: Okay, so which store first? Gucci?
Joshuaa: Yess, and then let’s have a dip before dinner.
Ava: So J, you got Brian all kinds of bothered this morning.
Devyn: Didn’t he though?
Joshuaa: Yeah, what was that? Why can everyone but me make a joke?
Devyn: I wouldn’t care either, Brian needs an upper. A pill to make him turn that frown upside down.
Ava: Chile, there’s not a strong enough pill.
Joshuaa: You girls know I adore you both, right? And we’re meant to be great friends. Well something was brought to me and it’s really confused me because I don’t know what to make of it…Billie told me that you said something about me and my marriage, D.
Ava Confessional: Jesus fix it…
Devyn: Say what? Bullie is a damn liar. I haven’t seen that fraud but once and that was at my club. All he did was basically call me a hoe and a tramp all night, Ava can cosign.
Joshuaa: She said you said my marriage was a sham and my whole relationship was a lie basically. And that you went to him to spill the tea. I just don’t know why Billie would be so cruel to me. So did you say it, D?
Devyn: No, I’m not that woman.
Joshuaa: That’s all I need *hugs Devyn*
Ava: So what are we gonna do about this Bullie? Because we can NOT take this back to Twitter. We’ve got to cut the head off this devil and now the bitch is coming to Mykonos with us?!?
Joshuaa: We’ve got to be the better people here. Girl is messed up and she’s done this so many time. Cries cries and denies, let’s go ladies.
The ladies then leave the store. We then see shots of the women all getting dressed and ready for dinner. Then one by one, the women all arrive and sit down at the diner table, except for Joshuaa and Ava
Jac: So how’ve we all been ladies? What did I miss?
Devyn Confessional: Ugh, where is Joshuaa? Ava isn’t feeling well so she won’t be here.
Brian Confessional: Let’s just hope Joshuaa is a big no show.
Just then Joshuaa enters the dining area and heads towards the table and takes the seat at the head of the table.
Devyn: So did everyone have a good day?
Tyler: Well I’m good. Lauralie, Brian, Billie, and myself did a Bachelorette scavenger hunt today
Devyn: Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt without every member invited to the Bachelorette Party?? That’s seems very appropriate.
Tyler: Sorry Devyn. We were just doing our own things today. My apologies though
Tyler Confessional: Sorry Devyn. We were just doing our own things today. My apologies though
Jac Confessional: I’ve been around these girls for some years now and this dynamic is off. I know when a storm is brewing and we’re all about to feel the brunt of it
Billie: Joshuaa I love you girl but you know this is my trip and I think I needed head seat. If we were in Twitter I wouldn’t mind but I would like the head seat since this is my bachelorette party after all.
Joshuaa: Oh! I didn’t know this was your party tonight? Here *moves chairs*
Joshuaa Confessional: Bitch wants attention, have the seat boo it’s not a big deal
Billie: Thanks girl I appreciate it. I just thought it was appropriate for me to sit there. Have it all you want in Twitter boo.
Jac: This is so petty, I can’t even *laughs*
Lauralie Confessional: So, what is Jac Carter doing here? I thought we couldn’t take our pets with us?
Brian: Anyways…Joshuaa…
Devyn: Brian, what is your beef with Joshuaa?
Joshuaa: Yes Brian dear? Are you feeling better?
Brian: My beef is that she is trying to jump down my throat constantly, she’s fake as the president we have in office and she insulted my looks.
Joshuaa: I mean, you’re not even really a part of this group.
Tyler: Look Brian I am worried for you, I’ve tried to be nothing but nice to you and help you on your journey. I’ve tried to be kind and generous but you just right off the bat have had an issue with me because of Tyler. I’m not sure why you’re trying to come for me now.
Brian: Tyler? No no no. Stop playing the I’m worried about you card. Save it for one your “Friends”
Joshuaa: You talk out your ass so maybe that’s the issue
Brian: *Sarcastically* oh yes Queen Joshuaa, I love talking out of my ass. The thing is…you are ALWAYS putting people down. And it needs to end.
Billie: Wait, if she isn’t then Devyn really isn’t then either, right?
Devyn: Billie, keep my name out of your mouth hoe
Billie: *looks startled* Hoe beloved? We aren’t in the strip club anymore. Why don’t you use proper grammar instead of strip club slang?
TO BE CONTINUED…
Just as the ladies all begin to argue the screen, the scene and the episode end.
