Season 5: Episode 17- ‘Midnight in Mykonos Part 1’

Ladies of Twitter
12 min readAug 22, 2018

Previously on Ladies of Twitter, we see shots of the women arguing full force at dinner in Capri. We then see shots of half the women getting up and storming out of the restaurant. The next morning the women took a hike up the mountain, and they took the shade all the way up the mountain…

As the intro ends, we see shots of all the ladies packing up and heading towards the airport for Mykonos, Greece. We see shots of the women checking their bags, getting their tickets, and heading to the waiting area for First Class Passengers. Billie then goes over to Joshuaa and Jac and asks them if they could all sit down and chat.

Billie Confessional: Well at least I know I’m entering the lions den, gloves are off LETS GO

Jac Confessional: I really don’t know how Billie and I are going to move forward. This Billie is aggressive, underhanded and a backstabber. I’m not sure I want that in my life anymore

Billie: Hi girls, thanks for meeting with me before we go to Mykonos

Joshuaa: Girls, I’m gonna go get us some drinks, y’all talk

Billie: Okay thanks love

Jac: Well I think it’s only appropriate given how things ended between us last night

Billie: Okay so I want to hear your side of everything and I’ll let you talk first

Joshuaa sits back down with drinks for himself and the other two ladies.

Jac: I feel like I explained myself pretty well last night Billie. I feel like you haven’t been a good friend to me. When I was up, you were by my side and the second my life took a tumble you fled *shrugs shoulders* for me it’s that simple

Billie: Okay well with that said, I want to first look at you and apologize, I’m sorry that you felt like I wasn’t there for you when you were down, but I will say I was extremely saddened to find out that you were getting a divorce via tv. You never once reached out and told me you were down.

Jac: I feel like when everything happened last year between me and these girls I didn’t have the support of a best friend. It’s why I didn’t reach out to you. Hell when you went through it with everyone I had your back. But with that being said I really do appreciate your apology

Billie: I just want us to be back to where we use to be. I don’t think it will happen over night but I want us to work on things with us. Let’s learn from this and move forward, there’s still time to put on a bridesmaid dress *laughs through the tears*

Jac: That’s all I want my big lipped Billie *laughs* Now go let Tyler know I’m your new maid of honour *laughs and reaches out to hug Billie*

Joshuaa Confessional: This is a bit fake to me *rolls eyes*

Billie: Love you my little sis *hugs* I’ll always be the big lips of twitter. Now Joshuaa girl, let’s talk…

MEANWHILE

We see the other 4 women sitting on the opposite side of the First Class Area chatting and having drinks as well.

Tyler: SO who’s ready for Mykonos?

Ava: Super ready!

Devyn: I hope I get a window seat!

Ava: We will all have our own pods in first class. I’m hoping for some leave and serenity.

Tyler: Fabulous! Sounds amazing, I’m so excited for adventure two of the trip. Serenity does sounds nice!

Devyn Confessional: Tyler seems extra chipper.

Devyn: Me too Ava, I’m ready for a wonderful relaxing time.

Brian: Yes! Let’s do this ladies!!

Devyn: Brian, you look so lovely today

Tyler: Is the flight on schedule?

Lauralie: I think so

Brian: I hope the flight doesn’t last for long

Tyler: I forget every time I fly with you how much you hate flying Brian *laughs*

Brian: Hate is an understatement!! I hate turbulence

Ava: Don’t worry, shouldn’t be long at all. I’m ready to board!

The scene then shifts back to Joshuaa, Jac, and Billie.

Joshuaa: Oh God, come on then Billie

Billie: I wanted you to know 2 years in Bali was a great Hell we even kissed! We have been friends for years prior to the show. Why all the sudden I join and I feel like you belittle me. But I honestly said what I said because I was jealous of the friendship with you and Devyn, because I miss what we had prior to doing this show

Joshuaa: Billie remember in Bali that you caused drama with me and now we’re back here and you’re the one who seems to have turned our friendship into what it is today. I just don’t feel like you have my back. Ever. You belittle me

Billie: I did you’re correct but I came back last year at the Christmas gala and gave you a heartfelt apology. Listen I’m going to take all ownership because I want to be in the best place as possible before I get married. I honestly want my wedding day peaceful, and not full of chaos and drama. So it was a big misunderstanding on my part. Can you accept my apology and let’s move forward and if we can’t be friends at least be cordial

Joshuaa: I’ve been incredibly hurt by how you’ve been towards me and you should know I would never do anything to ruin your big day. I feel like you’ve done all this crap and then now you just want me to be okay with it with this apology where you’re not naming the specifics. *pauses* I just don’t think we can be friends right now. But I wish you the best and I want nothing but love for you *tears up* I just can’t put myself out there again with you to be treated the same. You know I love you, I just want some time

Billie: What I’m most sorry about it bringing up your husband. He has nothing to do with our issues. That was incredibly immature of me and I hope we can move forward in a positive way. I get that, let’s just agree to disagree and maybe in the future we will see what happens *wipes away tear* I will always have love for you!! We just need some time apart.

Joshuaa Confessional: Billie hurt me. A lot. I just don’t see where we go from here. I’ll be there at his wedding, but I see that as a real male or break

OVER THE INTERCOM, A FLIGHT ATTENDANT SAYS,Air Greece Flight #672456 to Mykonos, Greece will now begin boarding its first class passengers for departure.” We then see all the ladies get up, gather their things, and head onto the plane. The ladies then arrive in Mykonos in the afternoon, we see shots of them arriving at their rental house and beginning to get ready for dinner at a local restaurant and bar. We then see the ladies all head over and sit down at the table.

Ava Confessional: We’ve finally arrived in Mykonos! So ready to experience this culture and scenery….I’m sure there will be drama BUT I hope we can at least strive to have s good time. *crosses fingers*

Billie Confessional: Mykonos we are here, after my much emotional lunch with jac and Joshuaa. I may need to sit back for a little bit and let my mind and emotions rest.

Tyler Confessional: First night in Mykonos and we’re here at a bar restaurant. I’m ready to drink and be merry.

Devyn Confessional: Dear sweet baby Jesus let this dinner not be as toxic as it can be

Brian Confessional: After all we have been through I just want to sit and enjoy a freakin dinner! Is that too much to ask?

Joshuaa: I’m starving girls, let’s eat!

Billie: *whispers to Tyler* I just wanna eat I’m emotionally exhausted I’ve had quite the day

Joshuaa: Can I get a whiskey? I need firing up!

Lauralie Confessional: Drinking? I’m not surprised

Brian: You okay, Billie?

Billie: *half smiling* I’m okay…I’m here. I just wanna get this dinner over with!

Just then the waiter comes out with the ladies various drink orders and passes them out. While most of the women order a drink, Lauralie and Billie drink water.

Ava: So now that everyone has a drink, I want to do a little toast. So although we don’t get a long 99.99% of the time I’m happy we can all come together and experience this amazing trip together. Here’s to a good time!

Joshuaa: Happy Birthday baby!! So ladies…how are we all? That hike seemed to have aired out our vaginas.

Brian: WONDERFUL!

Devyn: I’m great, and you?

Joshuaa: I’m good, glad you feel better Brian

Brian: Me?

Joshuaa: And please let me just apologize if I offended you, you know I didn’t mean anything by it

Brian: *Rolls eyes* So Jac, I was just wondering if you’re happy to be back in this circle?

Joshuaa Confessional: Okay Brian, ignore me, wow!

Jac: *takes a sip of cocktail* well umm it’s a different circle to be back around. I’m glad im here for Joshuaa and to have moved on with Billie and Tyler to an extent. Meeting Devyn and Ava had also been great. So overall I’d say yes it’s been great to be back

Devyn: It’s been wonderful meeting you too Jac

Brian: Aw well that’s sweet. You didn’t seem like a perfect fit with this group, so I was just wondering. No harm.

Ava: Yikes, really Brian?

Jac: Having been around this group for years now I’d say I’m more then a perfect fit darl *laughs*

Joshuaa: Jac, she’s a newbie, she doesn’t know

Brian: *Looks at Ava and shrugs* would you rather me go around lying? Just saying what I was thinking doll face

Lauralie: I’d be happy Jac that Brian is honest

Jac: No, no, I welcome honesty. And in that same spirit of honesty, I have a question to ask

Ava: No, I’d rather you use some common sense and think before you speak sugar plum

Brian: See everyone? Now get off my jock. Jac and I can do real talk. True girlfriends, so of course Jac

Jac: Brian how is your relationship with your sister? I read a few things in the blogs before we left but didn’t want to bring it up

Brian: Thank you for asking…you know …Shauna has been in and out of rehab and she stole the show from me. So needless to say WE have no relationship.

Lauralie: Oh Shauna and I were talking like two weeks ago, she’s doing so good now.

Brian: Wow…and you were talking to her because?

Joshuaa: God, here we go

Lauralie: Why not? I was curious how she was doing, and she was gracious that someone is interested.

Brian: Why not? Where is your loyalty? I keep what you say to myself. USUALLY! I mean, I never told Dr. Dev that you told me not to trust her advice since she isn’t a REAL doctor.

Tyler: Not a real doctor? What? That’s dirty

Lauralie: Don’t do it Brian. I’m not telling other people what are you saying to me in private.

Jac Confessional: If I knew asking about Shauna would lead to this I would’ve kept my mouth shut.

Devyn: Lauralie calling me a fake doctor that’s nothing new. She recycled her insults.

Ava: Okay Lauralie, that’s low even for you

Lauralie: Ava, be quiet, I’m not talking to you

Brian: Say it all! Lauralie I’ve never trusted you and I will always be one step ahead of you love.

Ava: No bitch, you be quiet. You can act like you have some sense or leave the table.

Lauralie: Ava, don’t tell me what to do, I’m not your kid. And Brian, your sister is doing GREAT! You should be happy!

Ava: No, you just act like a kid. You’re either acting like a kid or a stupid bitch. Why the fuck are you even here if you’re just going to be negative.

Brian: Lauralie, SHUT YOUR MOUTH! WHY ARE YOU IN EVERYONE’S BUSINESS?

Lauralie: Ava, your boys will be so proud of you.

Tyler: Brian honey, calm down, sit down.

Ava: Take your ass home on the next thing smoking or use your broom you witch

Billie: I’m so embarrassed, you girls are acting like kindergarteners.

Lauralie: I’m not in everyone’s business, why can’t I talk to your sister?

Brian: Because you don’t come from a good place

Jac: I don’t think everyone should jump on Lauralie at once. It’s not cool

Devyn: She brings it upon herself.

Joshuaa: It runs in the family, I see

Tyler: Runs in the family? What does that mean?

Joshuaa: *laughs at Tyler* But yeah leave her alone, she is allowed to do what she wants

Tyler Confessional: Once again I try and stay out of it and the Sour Lime makes a bitchy comment towards me

Devyn Confessional: Joshuaa taking up for Lauralie after the bitch called me a fake doctor. That’s rich.

Lauralie: What are you doing, again? You should be happy that your sister is doing great and she’s fighting her disease.

Lauralie Confessional: I‘m shocked that Joshua was defending me. Maybe he is my friend…

Ava: Well ladies, dinner is over. Thanks for a terrible start to the trip

Brian: Let’s live it up! I’m going out tonight, anyone want to join?

Tyler: I came here to have fun, not argue, I’ll go out! Ava, you’ve got to come girl! To celebrate your birthday!!

Ava: Let’s go!

Eventually, it is decided that Jac will join the ladies at the bar and Ava, Jac, Brian, and Tyler head down the street to a local bar and nightclub. They all order drinks and begin to chat and dance around the club.

Jac Confessional: If you’d told me at the beginning of this trip I’d be out dancing with Tyler and Brian I would’ve slapped you silly but here we are *laughs*

Ava: Let’s unwind ladies!

Tyler: Mykonos, we’re here!!

Jac: Girls, that dinner was something else

Brian: Let me please apologize, mainly to you Jac. I didn’t realize our convo would blow up

Jac: Oh god neither did I. We’re good sweetheart. I just had no idea Lauralie was going to come out with what she said. I didn’t like seeing her be condemned by everyone but her actions were foul. And then Joshuaa and Devyn? Too much for me to handle *laughs*

Just then Ava’s phone buzzes and she walks away to read a text message. We then see Tyler order another round of shots for all of the ladies and they all take them, making a cheer and dancing around, enjoying themselves for Ava’s birthday, just then, they realize that she is over in the corner on her phone.

Tyler: Where is Ava?

Jac: Ava, put that phone down and get your ass over here!!

Ava then walks back over trembling and shows the ladies a text message…the ladies all look around at one another in true shock. The screen the changes to showing the text message.

The Picture Sent with The Text

Ava’s Text From Devyn Reads, “Babe. This is a crisis. I’ve just been sent pictures from where I work. Joshuaas husband has been seen making out with another of the dancers I know… what do we do? Joshuaa is asleep in the other room.. I’m freaking out babe!”

Jac: Wow, this will destroy him…but we’ve got to tell him

The ladies all nod in agreement and head off to the House to let Joshuaa know…

TO BE CONTINUED

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