Season 5: Episode 22 - Reunion Part Three

Ladies of Twitter
15 min readAug 30, 2018

Seating Chart: Ava Jac Lauralie Joshuaa Andy Tyler Billie Brian Devyn

Andy: Hello and welcome back to the Ladies of Twitter Reunion! Moving on. This season, one lady took to pen to tell her story. The other ladies were shocked and confused, but he continued despite the naysayers. Let’s watch *footage of Tyler discussing his book along with the other ladies’ reactions are shown* Tyler, congratulations again on your book, we discussed it earlier. What did you think of the other ladies’ reactions to your book and your journey?

Tyler: I’m not surprised ANDY. I mean they’ve done it for years. It was the fashion show. It was the store. It’s everything and it’s a pattern. Oh Tyler’s doing that? Let’s hate on him. And I don’t care, I’m here trying to live my best life. I’m not here to live in the negative, I’m living in the positive

Devyn: That’s a good mindset if you can achieve it.

Andy: Ladies, seeing that Tyler decided to donate 50% of the proceeds to charity and, having read it personally, it has very little to do with you ladies, do any of you feel that you owe Tyler an apology?

Billie: I feel like Joshuaa does of all the ladies.

Joshuaa: HA! Of course you do.

Billie: I mean do you see you aren’t even mentioned but was whining and crying because you didn’t want to be mentioned.

Brian: I’m just confused why you were all upset? Our lives are already on display to the world.

Jac: I’m still yet to read it, it’s keeping one of my new coffe tables in the apartment steady.

Joshuaa: Let me make this clear to y’all. I was told I was being featured in the show and that it was about Tyler’s ‘year from hell’ — seeing as me and Jac were both big influences in that then yeah you bet I’d have something to say

Billie: Well I read it and it was a good book that let me understand Tyler a little better

Joshuaa: You’re so far up his ass, it’s gross

Billie: Girl shut up. You have your minions besides Lauralie on that couch

Andy: Why do you think the ladies find it so hard to find you to be genuine?

Tyler: I don’t know and don’t care quite frankly, I don’t live my life for other women to like me. I can have 2 friends or 22, I don’t care

Billie: I just think you guys are putting on this persona that he isn’t a genuine person when indeed he is the most level headed rational person in the room.

Joshuaa: I find it to be laughable quite frankly that they can attack us and shade us but when we do it we’re the bullies and we’re the nasty ones

Devyn: Most genuine? That’s a damn lie. Wooo Chile the ghetto.

Jac: If we feel a type of way Billie then that is our prerogative. We aren’t you. We aren’t brainwashed by Tyler

Joshuaa: It’s a one sided street Andy and one they won’t cross because they know the other side is too real

Billie: I am not brainwashed but in all honesty we all have tried to cut a bitch, punch a bitch, slice a bitch. Tell me when he has hit someone. I’ll wait. Was he perfect last year? Absolutely not. He’s owned up to it. Like are we going to keep dwelling on it to make it a storyline for another season.

Tyler: I’ve got to laugh Andy, whatever you are, they’re better at it. You have a car, they have 12 and a boat. You’ve got a plane. They invented them. It’s just laughable

Devyn: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China Tyler? You’re all the realest. You’re all the most honest. You’re all the biggest and best of everything. That’s what it has to do

Tyler: You’re all the realest. You’re all the most honest. You’re all the biggest and best of everything. That’s what it has to do

Jac: None of us are saying that Tyler, stop playing the victim.

Tyler:: I’m not. Joshuaa LITERALLY just said you all were “too real” so I’m not making it up

Andy: Okay ladies, we’re not moving anywhere, I’d like to switch gears. When the ladies left on their cast trips, it started out as a conversation of who went where. Let’s watch *footage plays of Billie and Ava discussing not inviting various women in the group* Ladies, what made you decide to invite everyone and do you think it was a mistake to do so? *laughs*

Billie: It was a mistake. I will never in my life invite these ladies on another trip again. Do I regret it? No I don’t. It taught me some of these girls can’t act in a foreign country.

Ava: Well as you can see Andy, it’s a disaster when we all come together, but it makes things interesting.

Andy: First up on the trip this season was Billie’s Bachelorette to Capri. Let’s watch *footage plays of the Bachelorette to Capri* Now we see Tyler, Billie, Brian, and Lauralie doing lots of activities and having fun in Capri. Brenda from Savannah writes, “Did Ava, Joshuaa, and Devyn do activities in Capri as well? It seemed when the group was all together that they just argued.”

Joshuaa: Of course we did, we ate a lot, laughed a lot, and drank a lot *laughs*

Devyn: Yes, we did *laughs* If I’m honest I didn’t even feel like I was at a bachelorette party. But I always have fun with Ava and Joshuaa.Andy: You ladies all seemed so uptight on the trip

Billie: We did do a few activities together. But of course we had our spats. It was just a mess. But I had a great time on the scavenger hunt that Tyler put together for us.

Joshuaa: Busy women, busy lives Andy

Andy: Jac, before we move on, a question for you. You know you had a very public breakup with the show and it seemed as though you were done, I’m curious what brought you back so soon after all that went down?

Devyn: That paycheck honey

Joshuaa: Me *laughs*

Jac: You know Andy it was 2 things. The big paycheck that I received to film significantly less then some of these girls and it was Joshuaa. I had been hearing about how low these girls had been behaving and I just felt like the cast and the show was missing something with my absence. I’m a big character. The likes of Billie and Brian can’t fill my shoes. They can surely try, but they won’t be successful *winks*

Brian: I wouldn’t want to fill your shoes

Jac: Your size 12 feet wouldn’t fit in them anyways

Billie: But we don’t want your Sketchers anyways darling, Christian Louboutin only!

Andy: Well we’re happy you chose to return. Okay! Tension boiled over between Jac and Billie at dinner in Capri, let’s take a look. *footage plays of Billie and Jac arguing at dinner, followed by resolving the issues the following day* Ladies, we’ve seen some tension between you both today, it seemed like you had worked through it on the trip, but I’ve got to ask. Where do you all stand today?

Billie: Well Andy. We were good till Today. You get me and Jac all alone it is only fun times. But when you get her around Joshuaa it is a new ball game. It’s sad *shrugs shoulders*

Jac: For me Andy we don’t stand anywhere today. Billie is threatened by younger women. Whether it’s me or Joshuaa or his daughter, he finds it hard to support and uplift young women. I’m hurt that we have the relationship we have today but I’m not surprised. If someone is willing to turn their back on their child they’ll turn their back on me

Billie: That is disgusting, don’t you ever talk down on me on how to be a mother when you aren’t one yourself. You don’t have kids of your own, you don’t know the pain.

Brian: That’s low…

Joshuaa: You’re the first to talk about me being a mother though

Devyn: Who turns their back on their child? That’s no good…

Billie: What did I say about Joshuaa as a mother? I mean I said he stayed home at my event to take care of his baby. But furthermore the issue is between Jac and I not Joshuaa. So let me and Jac handle our issues. There is no need for Joshuaa to be sticking his head in Jac and I’s problems.

Andy: Warren from New Jersey asks “Billie why would you not be more supportive to Joshuaa as a new mother when you yourself knows how hard it can be, especially in your situation”

Billie: This is ridiculous. This is a fucking set up. I’m done. I’m not off limits but all you guys have done today is attack me and I can’t do it. Take me off the show and see what you guys got to talk about then

Ava: Throwing rocks from your glass house girl

Andy: It’s a question from a viewer Billie, and a valid one at that. Do you care to respond or should we move on?

Billie: Okay Joshuaa is a good mother. There’s that. If I hurt your feelings, I’m sorry

Ava: That’s not an apology

Billie: Well it’s my apology, now let’s move on.

Andy: Next up the ladies took a quick flight over to Mykonos to celebrate Ava’s birthday, and no sooner than you arrived did the topic of Shauna Social spark outrage. Let’s look. *footage plays of Lauralie discussing spending time with Shauna, shocking Brian, and the resulting argument* Lauralie, I’ve got to ask, did you know Shauna and Brian were estranged and did you care? Brian, what made that set you off so much?

Lauralie: Yeah, I knew. We were talking about it. She is really sad that she’s not talking with her sister.

Brian: YES! Thanks Lauralie for as usual getting your nose in everyone’s damn business. You are not a girl’s girl.

Lauralie: Give it up already, you knew I know her

Brian: NO Lauralie! When while you just STOP? It’s exhausting

Andy: Brian you seem to really hit a nerve when your sister is brought up, what’s your relationship like today?

Brian: Well Andy, Shauna and I have had a very long past. Since the womb…we were womb mates, talk show hosts. We were everything. It’s gone now.

Lauralie: I also always thought that Shauna was the more civil one

Andy: Okay ladies, let’s just move on. After dinner, the ladies didn’t think it could get any worse, but then a night at the club took a shocking turn when Devyn texted Ava. Let’s watch and unpack this *footage plays of the women finding out that Derek was unfaithful and telling Joshuaa, followed by the fallout* Lots to discuss in this package. Let’s start with you ladies, was it shocking to find out?

Tyler: I mean I wasn’t shocked

Billie: I was disappointed in Derek

Andy: Also to Devyn, why did you text Ava instead of going straight to Devyn when you had real evidence?

Devyn: Because I wanted Ava and I to talk to Joshuaa together. I’m sorry Joshuaa, you deserved better from me

Ava: Which is why we had to tell him that night, it was all over the press the next day

Andy: *grabs a tissue for Joshuaa* Okay Joshuaa, let’s go to you. I know this has got to be a tough conversation. What were your thoughts on it then and what are they now? Give us an update.

Joshuaa: *wipes tear* I haven’t watched that back yet it’s too painful. That has to be one of the toughest things I’ve ever had to go through and yeah we might not all be friends right now but I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. No one knows what I’m going through Andy

Billie: Well you aren’t alone actually…I can understand where you’re coming from.

Jac: Can I jump in Andy? *starts to tear up* I think you’ve known for quite some time that Derek is a bad guy Joshuaa but youve tried to cover it up. I think now it’s your time to be honest with the world

The ladies then all glance around at one another with looks of confusion and shock.

Joshuaa: What do you mean?

Devyn: Not now Jac. You don’t have to do anything Joshuaa

Ava: Let’s not do this…I think we should respect Joshuaa’s privacy about this

Jac: *starts to cry* WHAT DO I MEAN?! JOSHUAA HE’S A MAN! YOU’RE A WOMAN. WHAT DO I MEAN?!

Andy: Jac, do you trust him? What’s happening?

Jac: I just want him to be honest. This man is not a good man and I fear for my friend *crying hysterically*

Brian: This is disgusting

Devyn: Jac, this doesn’t have to be public, damn…

Andy: Joshuaa, has your husband been physical?

Joshuaa: Yes. It’s not something I have shared with the group because I’ve been embarrassed and legally I haven’t been able to talk about it either. So thanks for that Jac…

Lauralie: It’s not your place to tell us that Jac. You didi it for more camera time.

Joshuaa: But yes Andy, I am moving forward in my divorce and I am working on a new me that is better than ever.

Andy: Well I think you have seven other women that have your back, including me and I’ll fight him! *laughs* In all seriousness, we do NOT take this lightly and Bravo does not condone any form of violence on anyone, especially on women. Joshuaa thank you for being so open and raw, let’s move on ladies. Now let’s get to the finale, you’re all back in Twitter and at Billie’s wedding. *watches wedding, clips of Tyler’s toast, and ensuing drama* Tyler, what were you thinking with that toast?

Tyler: Andy *laughs* You saw on TV what I said, that was the toast I wanted to speak *shrugs* I’m not apologetic because I can’t be bothered.

Andy: Billie, are you mad that Tyler made a toast that caused such drama?

Billie: No it was bound to happen with our without the toast. It was really Joshuaa who took offense to it then everyone kinda chimed in on it.

Joshuaa: I took offense because of Tyler’s sheer lack of respect given the fact he was my Matron of Honor a couple years ago. She did it to hurt and it’s okay, I’ve done things to hurt her too. I just thought it funny how she tried to come for me.

Billie: Well quite honestly Joshuaa that isn’t my problem nor was it my wedding guests problem

Devyn: There must be a bad omen around Tyler. If you’re getting married pick a different matron of honor.

Joshuaa: I wasn’t talking to you Billie

Billie: But I am talking to you beloved.

Tyler: I was in Brian’s wedding and Billie’s, in this group I don’t want to be a part of another ceremony currently *laughs* so you can keep the invites, I won’t be sad

Joshuaa: But you were at mine too? Before? And you were my Matron of Honor, that’s what Andy was implying

Tyler: I mean it was a small ceremony. *laughs* But yeah I guess I was, we were in a different space then though

Joshuaa: Is she okay? I feel like I’m talking to a wall

Tyler: Bitch, what would you like me to do, come over and grovel to be your friend again? Because it’s never going to happen

Joshuaa: I’d like you to stop being a BITCH, bitch!

Tyler: I’ve seen the light praise Jesus, I feel the same way bitch

Joshuaa: You’re just jealous of my crown honey. Jealousy kills, be humble

Tyler: Bitch, the tiara isn’t of interest to me, Toddlers and Tiaras isn’t my style

Lauralie: I don’t think anyone here is jealous of you, Joshuaa.

Joshuaa: Stay jealous Ty

Tyler: Stay lying boo

Joshuaa: What I lie about? Come tell me

Tyler: So you’re still saying Derek didn’t cheat when I told you? *stands up* Is that what I’m hearing?

Joshuaa: Oh she’s standing up now *stands up*

Tyler: Yeah, I will, gotta match you boo. You love to get in those faces but guess what, you don’t scare me!

Joshuaa: Okay let’s go!

Andy: LADIES NO NO NO

Tyler: I’m not fighting you *laughs* The trash jumped out

Joshuaa: *sits down* All talk.

Tyler: I don’t fight bitch, I can stand wherever I please though.

Andy: THAT’S ENOUGH! Ladies we’re at the end of the reunion now, I want to hear you each say something nice about the woman opposite you

Tyler: Brian is a lovely woman and will make a great mother

Andy: No, Tyler, the other couch

Tyler: I understood *laughs* I don’t have anything nice to say about them right now

Andy: Well okay…Joshuaa? Anything nice about Tyler?

Joshuaa: Tyler is an incredible mother, her kids are brilliant.

Andy: Brian, anything nice about Lauralie? And Lauralie, what about you for Brian?

Brian: Lauralie, I think a vacation from filming will do you well. And I wish you all the best in your future

Lauralie: Brian…I think you have great hair.

Andy: Alright, next, what about you Jac and Billie?

Jac: Billie I realize that I crossed some lines tonight. I just don’t think you understand how hurt I was by you. With that to one side I think you are a loyal friend and a loving person

Billie: Jac is a great person and a has a heart of gold. I love her and I know she loves me deep inside. Plus she is great person. I’m sorry if you are hurt. By my actions over this year, but all I can do is to better myself and be a better friend to you. That is if you’re willing.

Andy: And Devyn and Ava?

Devyn: Ava you are gorgeous. An incredible friend, mother, daughter, and boss. I’m incredibly blessed to have you in my corner. This journey is all the more better because of you.

Ava: Devyn is an amazing physician, great dancer *laughs* and an even better friend. So glad we went on this journey together!

Andy: Ladies, in the closing moments… this has been a record breaking season for the show and such a brilliant year for you all in both good ways and bad ways, you all have brought so much to the table! Lauralie let me ask you first, since you have announced this is your last season on the show… what’s next for you?

Lauralie: As for now… I’m gonna work, spend more time with my girls and my husband. I think it’s gonna be good for me. Some of the girls are so toxic that is exhausting to be around them.

Andy: Well we wish you the best! Brian, congrats on the twins! Biggest regret of the season?

Brian: My biggest regret would be not having an open mind with all the ladies.

Andy: Well you know you were thrown into the deep end, best of luck in your pregnancy! Miss Devyn! Where do you want to be in the next few months? This must be a uneasy time for you?

Devyn: The bankruptcy isn’t ideal but it was filed to protect me. I’m will recover just fine. I am actually planning to close my practice and go in practice with another physician. So this is an exciting time coming up. Thanks Andy.

Andy: Ava, looking forward now… where do you see yourself this time next year?

Ava: I’d love to believe it or not repair some of the relationships in this group. I’m hopeful about my new relationship and continuing to raise my boys.

Andy: Jac, our friend of the show this season, how much has it meant to you being back?

Jac: I’ve loved being back Andy. I hope I lived up to the expectations of the fans and that next season you see more of me in the mix

Andy: Billie! It’s been a rollercoaster season for you! Is there any hope in this group?

Billie: You know Andy, I tell myself every year that it can only go up from here, but I feel like after today a chapter has been closed in my life and I’m moving on with our without these ladies. I’m free and refreshed.

Andy: Well, that leaves the two OG’s. Ladies, I want to hear what’s next for you both but more importantly… the fans miss you two as friends, I miss you both together, is there any chance you could get back to where you once were?

Joshuaa: *smiles* well I’m working on my divorce and taking care of my son, I’ll be working on a few projects too in and out. I’m looking to open up a bar downtown also. In terms of Tyler, I would say a lot has gone on. Off and on the show, we would just really need to see what the future holds. I say never say never and I’m always going to be a phone call away, this show binds us together. So, who knows Andy.

Tyler: I don’t think so. Not right now anyways. I’m ready for another break *laughs* he’s right that this show is a hard bond to break though so I guess we will see. I’m ready to be a mom, a wife, and a businesswoman again for now

Andy: Ladies once again, cheers to this astounding season, you all smashed it. Let’s raise a glass to this season of Ladies of Twitter.

As the ladies all stand and cheers the episode and season conclude.

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