Season 5 — Episode 9: ‘Accusations & A Runaway’
The episode begins with an arial shot of Brian’s dinner overlooking his brand new orchard for his new cider venture, we see guests shocked as Brian jumps out of his chair and screams at Lauralie…
Brian: *Points in Lauralie’s face* seriously I need a hobby? How about your hobby??
Lauralie: What hobby?
Brian: YOU ARE A LIAR! A CHEATER AND YOU FUCK EVERYBODY!
Brian’s investors look down the table in shock, as each lady gasps and Joshuaa takes a selfie
Lauralie: Are you serious right now?
Brian: YES YOU FRAUD! I’m sick of you and your side ass comments! You wanna play with the big girls? Buckle up lady!
Lauralie: You are a degenerate.
Devyn: *sneers* spell degenerate?
Brian goes to grab Lauralie’s wrist, but Lauralie moves away and gets up.
Brian: YOU NEED TO GO NOW.
Lauralie: Honey, you are a stripper.
Ava: OOP! There’s another stripper in the group!? *Laughs with Devyn*
Devyn: That’s DOCTOR STRIPPER to you! *laughs uncontrollably*
Joshuaa gets up and runs over to Lauralie
Joshuaa: You okay? Just ignore Brian, he’s drunk.
Lauralie: She is…
Joshuaa: Truth will out. Come sit with me.
Lauralie: She needs help. Like… I have a husband, kids. I don’t have to sleep around.
As Joshuaa brings Lauralie back to the table and sits her next to him, the dinner continues. Tyler tells Brian to let it go.
Brian: Lauralie needs some therapy and a little STD check perhaps *turns back*
Joshuaa: Enough Brian!
Ava: That is low Brian, c’mon now.
Lauralie: What a fucking bitch *composes herself*
Brian: Just saying! Saftey first ladies!
Lauralie leaves the table and goes into her room
Devyn’s Confessional: I don’t like Lauralie but now Brian got me feeling like I need to defend her. That was so low.
Joshuaa: Ladies let’s just not bring husbands or children into it now.
Tyler: You’re kidding? Like somoene pinch me, seriously.
Joshuaa: What now? What’s wrong?
Tyler: Joshuaa, you have attacked so many peoples’ husbands and children. Jerika, Casey, Steph! And furthermore, *stands up* you aren’t too honest about your life either.
Brian: Oh boy!
Billie: *looks at Tyler* What do you mean?
Joshuaa: Oh, really? I think what I have said is justified.
Tyler: REALLY. Let’s not speak on others.
Joshuaa: Pfft. This bitch! *waves Tyler off*
Tyler: Oh you want me to? Don’t wave me away *walks closer to Joshuaa* I’m not your dog, don’t wave me away!
Tyler’s Confessional: I don’t know what came over me, you just can be logical in that situation. I saw red and just had had enough of Joshuaa.
Joshuaa: Oh, you wanna get in my face about it now haha. Someone’s drunk.
Devyn: *whispers to Ava* Shit. This might get physical.
Joshuaa: *Stands up and squares up to Tyler* Okay… I’m ready.
Billie grabs a hold of Tyler in an attempt to hold him back
Ava: Tyler, sit down. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Tyler: Yeah I will get in your face because you’re so full of shit.
Joshuaa’s Confessional: Tyler won’t touch me. He cant afford the lawsuit.
Joshuaa: SAY WHATEVER IT IS TYLER
Tyler: Let’s talk about Derek cheating on you! He admitted it to my husband. Why do you seriously think that I was so inquisitive about your marriage? Huh?
All the ladies gasp in horror at what Tyler just revealed
Billie: Oh. My. GOD. This just got juicy.
Joshuaa: That is low Tyler.
Tyler: If you want to talk truth, let’s talk it baby
Joshuaa: Excuse me?
Tyler: NOBODY is lower than you.
Joshuaa: *gets in Tyler’s space* You’ll be lower than me when I knock that fake nose off your face!
Tyler: DO IT. Hit me. Ask Derek.
Joshuaa: LIAR. *turns away*
Brian: Was this all before or after baby?
Tyler: Joshuaa will tell you all the truth, if he’s honest.
Joshuaa: You’re all gross. This is gross.
Billie: No wonder Joshuaa is miserable.
Joshuaa: My husband is no cheater.
Billie’s Confessional: Joshuaa has a baby in hopes of saving his marriage. How dreadful.
Tyler: HE TOLD MY HUSBAND JOSHUAA
Joshuaa: YOU ARE LYING
Tyler: He did. They are friends. You don’t have to beleive it, but it is the truth.
Joshuaa: You’re sick. I will never speak to you again.
Tyler: Promise? *crosses fingers*
Brian’s Confessional: Perhaps Joshuaa’s husband is sleeping around with the woman of the night, Lauralie?
Ava: So it’s ‘true’ because your husband says it’s true? How are we expected to believe you? As if you are so credible.
Devyn: Why do it in a public forum if it pesky concern anybody else? Tyler is a joke.
Joshuaa: Move out of my way Tyler
Tyler: No. Move me.
Ava: Oh, where is your boss to help move you? I mean cousin?
Devyn: LAWD this is so childish. Anyone else wanna drop a bomb? Speak now or forever shut up.
Brian: Ava, are you looking for an argument now?
Ava: I don’t argue sweetie. You can argue with my fist if you’re feeling froggish
Joshuaa: *demics* I’m not filming anymore of this.
Joshuaa’s Confessional: Tyler has done the unthinkable and cut our ties for good. I’ll never ever look at him the same way again.
Tyler: BYE! Go call Derek! BYE!
Tyler’s Confessional: Pushed and I’ve never felt so free. I couldn’t handle the holier than though with Joshuaa saying don’t bring up husbands and children. It’s a joke because he wrote the book on those insults.
Ava: Thanks for the lovely dinner though. *waves to investors* You’ve got a real winner in that one over there! Good luck investing in that trash!
The ladies return to their bedrooms to recouperate from their eventful and shocking dinner and the scene ends. The camera chases after Joshuaa as he continues to leave the premises and heads to someone on production and gets into a car with them.
Joshuaa: I can’t beleive this shit Harry, I can’t do this with Tyler I can’t. I won’t! Not anymore!
Harry: Let’s get you back out there, come on. We haven’t finished filming.
Joshuaa: ARE YOU KIDDING? I’m going home, I am done okay? Shut the door please.
As Harry shuts the door and the car starts to move, Joshuaa bursts into tears and struggles to catch his breath.
Joshuaa: I…. I can’t bel…ieve this…. shit. I ca…can’t. *cries*
Joshuaa puts his head into his hands and sobs as the scene closes. As the ladies finish getting ready for bed, Ava knocks on Devyn’s door…
Ava: Can I come in quick?
Devyn: Bitch. *laughs* what the hell is going on?! I was just about to call Joshuaa. I think he’s left?
As they go to call Joshuaa, Brian knocks on the door.
Brian’s Confessional: I just wanted to make sure that they didn’t run off to Joshuaa. They are still my guests and I just wanted to make sure that the mothership wasn’t calling them home.
Brian: Hey, look ladies I know tonight has been rough. Things were said, I just wanted to come and let you know that you are still wanted here. So let’s put a pin in it and we can pick up tomorrow, okay?
Devyn: Sure Brian, sounds good. Goodnight.
Ava: This is crazy.
Devyn’s Confessional: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer ladies. If Tyler will do this to Joshuaa. Watch your backs.
The lights in the house fade out as the scene and the episode ends.