Season 6, Episode 18: ‘The Lime Life’

As the scene begins, we hear an exciting background music as we see Joshuaa setting things up for a party at his house. We see him running around putting on the finishing touches as his new man is also seen helping out. Then, we see shots of Joshuaa and the other ladies getting ready at their homes before heading over to Joshuaa’s Party.

Joshuaa Confessional: I’ve decided to host a new beginnings party and invited all the ladies! I have an announcement to make and will also share with the rest of my friends that were pregnant!

Billie Confessional: Well yesterday I got an odd message from Joshuaa that states as read “ Hi girls, I know we all haven’t been together in quite some time but I would like for us to come together for a new beginnings party..” *busts out into laughter* This is some bullshit, this is the same woman who told me I would never change, and you are inviting me to an party where it’s about “new beginnings?” This is amusing. Let’s see what happens.

As all the ladies begin to walk in The New Beginnings Party, Joshuaa greets them all.

Jac: *walks in arm and arm with Tyler* Wow how beautiful is this Ty?

Devyn: Hi everyone! *walks to Jac and Tyler* Y’all look great. Tyler, are we good?

Tyler: Yes it is darling! This is nerve wracking though *laughs* with some of these girls *sips champagne and looks at Devyn* Hi Devyn. *sips champagne*

Tyler Confessional: This girl wants to start a spectacle and I’m not giving it to her

Jac: What’s going on? Did I miss something?

Devyn: I’ll let Tyler fill you in if he wants to *walks away towards Billie*

At the Bar, we see Billie sitting, as Devyn approaches him and takes a seat.

Billie: Girl I don’t give two ratasses about being here. This is the same woman who told you and I we were never going to change but we are at a rebirth party for her. This is comical.

Devyn: *laughs* Right! You can sense the drama from a mile away anyway.

Back with Tyler, Jac, and Kylee

Jac: *shocked look* Ty, what’s going on? Is everything okay?

Tyler: Apparently she’s dating Adam *sips champagne* Loose lips let me know about it.

Kylee: WHAT? They’re dating!?!??

Tyler: Apparently. It’s just weird because she’s spent a year trying to be my friend and now she’s with him. I started laughing when I got told *laughs* I thought it was a joke…

Jac: I just can’t believe that Ty. I’m shocked.

Kylee: I had heard they were working together, but not that they were dating. It won’t last *shrugs* Working together and being committed to one another never lasts.

Tyler: Whatever will be, Will be. I already have a husband, I don’t need or want another.

Jac: Oh Jesus, she’s storming over.

Just then, the camera pans to Devyn and Billie who are walking towards Tyler, Jac, and Kylee

Devyn: Opinions that you ladies would care to share?

Kylee: I just think it’s funny that you’re working with and DATING Tyler’s ex, and I was saying it won’t last Devyn.

Kylee Confessional: I’m not here to fight. But speaking from experience with dating and working together shit hits the fan at some point.

Devyn: I can understand that skepticism. I had it myself originally but things change. Thanks for your honesty.

Jac: Plenty darl, but now isn’t the time or place *smiles*

Joshuaa: Everyone if we could have your attention for just a few minutes

Billie: I think Joshuaa is about to make his next faux announcement so shall we listen and put this on the table.

Jac: *rolls eyes and whispers* If that’s how you feel, why did you come?

Tyler: *whispers back* Because those two are always showing up somewhere trying to cause trouble

Joshuaa: So! Thank y’all for coming! So let’s just get it out there, we’re pregnant! *kisses boyfriend* and….. we engaged! *shows ring* Also, *turns to ladies and tears up* look, we may hate each other at some point and we may fight, but I just want you all to know that these last six years have been life changing. I got a very lucrative offer on my company and a job offer in London, so basically. This is my farewell to you all! I’m leaving Twitter

Tyler: Wow, congratulations on all fronts, Joshuaa

Billie: That’s awesome, now you won’t make my life a living hell.

Devyn: Congrats Joshuaa. Happy for you.

Joshuaa then concludes his speech as the ladies are all applauding for him with several beginning to cry as well. Joshuaa then hugs Tyler, Brian, Kylee, Farrah, and Jac as he comes off of the stage.

Devyn: *to Billie* Why were we invited again if he is going out of his way to show us he didn’t want us here? Grandstanding at its finest.

Billie: Exactly. Don’t sound like a new beginning.

Joshuaa: Oh Devyn, Billie, come on, let’s hug too!

Billie: I am happy for you! I don’t need to hug to show that! Thanks for the invite but you could’ve kept the stamp and invite.

Brian: Why would they even come? Like what the hell?

Jac: The whole time we’ve been here all they’ve tried to do is start drama

Devyn: *to Jac* I’m not being negative. I congratulated Joshuaa and it is very sincere.

Jac: Oh Devyn, you’ve been here all of 20 minutes and you’ve confronted Tyler on 2 separate occasions and sat in the corner with that busted up, banged up broad Billie and talked crap.

Billie: Jac no one is being negative, you don’t invite people to your “new beginnings party then when you hug everyone you purposely exclude Devyn and I

Joshuaa: Y’all London will be calling you all, the new core five *laughs*

Tyler: As long as the call isn’t as bad as the last *flashback to the season 2 trip to London*

Joshuaa: *kisses Tyler* I’m glad you’re here, we’ve been through so much

Tyler: Thanks darling, I’m glad I’m here too and that we’re in a different space. Hard to imagine this motley crew without either of us. *laughs*

Tyler Confessional: Joshuaa and I started this together back when this show wasn’t anything at all and look after six long years, we’re still here. And finally friends again! Praise Jesus!

Joshuaa: Jac, come over here! *tears up*

Jac: I’m not doing this with you *waves Billie off and walks away with Joshuaa*

Joshuaa: *holds Jac’s hand* gurl, I love you! You know that. Now I got you a gift… well me and Nina got you it together. It’s a new apartment in London, just for you! So now you have no excuse to not visit us. You are my sister and my best friend, don’t ever forget that.

Jac: *starts to cry* Oh my god! Are you serious?! I was joking! *hugs Joshuaa and starts to cry* I don’t know how I’m going to do this without you Joshuaa! I love and cherish you so much. You are my ride or die. Forever and ever

Jac Confessional: Joshuaa and I started off on the wrong foot all those years ago *flashback to Joshuaa and I arguing in Bali and Joshuaa throwing a wine glass in my direction at an art gallery opening* but I can safely say he is one of the most special individuals in my life. I dont know where I’d be without him and I’m glad his ass bought me an apartment in London. Let me tell you if these bitches get too much I may move there myself

Brian: Hey Tyler? When you get a chance, I’d like your ear please.

Tyler: Sure darling, let’s go sit over there and we can chat *walks towards two seats by the pool and sits*

Brian: Ty…*grabs Tyler’s hand* Let’s just move on love. You’ve been through A LOT this year

Tyler: Bri, I would love nothing more. *tears up* It hasn’t been easy. I just want us to find common ground and be family again. I want you apart of my families’ lives and I want to be involved in yours

Brian: Of course Tyler! I’ve been trying to get to that common ground with you for almost a year! I’m glad you have finally realized this! Let’s go have fun!

Just then we see Farrah strutting over towards Billie and Devyn.

Farrah: I’m going to tell you this one more time Billie. Keep my name out of your mouth

Billie: Whatever you are going to say, you can keep it, bye Farrah *waves her off and walks away*

Farrah: *follows Billie* Run away coward, that’s all you know how to do! I was warned about your sorry ass!

Billie: Farrah, just shut up and quit following me. You’re so desperate to be like me honey, you can’t stand it.

Farrah: *hysterically laughs* I want to be nothing like your dumbass, trust me.

Billie: Oh shut up Farrah, that’s enough already *rolls eyes*

Devyn: Ladies, I’d like you all to know that my bankruptcy case was finalized in court this morning. I am no longer pinching my pennies. *laughs* I also won a hefty $25 million dollar lawsuit against my past partner. Thank those of you who have supported me through this. Especially Billie. You’ve been a God send and a great friend. And thank you Joshuaa for in the beginning being my shoulder to lean on when I feared I would lose everything. I’m very grateful.

Brian: Devyn, we came here for Joshuaa’s announcements not yours. Stop making everything about you

Billie: Can’t we be happy for her though, I mean you guys cried, screamed when Joshuaa made his announcement. Why can’t we celebrate all of our success?

Devyn: Because apparently Billie the mob mentality runs deep. No regrets in sharing my truth.

Joshuaa: Ladies! Let’s make a toast to being ladies of twitter, even if some of you aren’t ladies *laughs*

As the ladies toast, we see the scene transition as night becomes day in Twitter. Then, the music shifts to a bit ominous as we see Jac preparing a table for lunch with the other five Ladies to bid Joshuaa a “Bon Voyage” as well as in the hope of resolving their issues. The ladies then enter one by one, taking their seats at the table.

Jac Confessional: With Joshuaa moving out of Twitter I thought, what better time to get all the girls together, squash our issues and move on ONCE AND FOR ALL. I hope I haven’t bitten off more then I can chew

Jac: Well ladies I just wanted to thank you all for coming to this little luncheon today. As we all know our Joshuaa *grabs Joshuaa’s hand* is leaving us and moving to London so I wanted us all to get together for one final hoorah

Billie: I’m sure great things are awaiting you in London, you’ve never been the girl to not hustle and make a buck.

Joshuaa: I’ll drink some iced water to that

Tyler: I’ll be drinking the kool-aid to it. *laughs*

Jac: Billie before you go off on Tyler for making a joke, can I say something to you quickly?

Billie: I wasn’t going to say anything, he is entitled to make all the snarky jokes he wants.

Tyler: Oh my God *laughs* It’s better than focusing on the real issues, right? You know that all to well.

Billie: What real issues Tyler, you and I just talked. So why are we still talking about it darling. Why?

Tyler: It takes more than one talk to fix something. And It’s something from then actually! It didn’t all click until after though. But we’ll get there, Jac has something to say

Jac: Billie I just wanted to apologize to you for getting violent with you in Norway. It was unladylike, it was classless and I’m ashamed that I stooped to that level. Granted it was a reaction to your deplorable actions and what I assumed was a threat on both Tyler and I but it still wasn’t cool and for that I do want to say sorry *smiles*

Joshuaa: Well done for that *claps* If only all of us could be as honorable as you Jac.

Billie: I appreciate it. Thank you sooo much for that, but may I respond to that and not get a glass thrown my way?

Jac: Of course, go ahead

Joshuaa Confessional: OWN IT BABY OWN IT. Yeah right.

Billie: I would just like to say, no my actions have not reflected on what I believe in as a woman. My anger, my personality, my actions have all came from a place of hurt and sadness in my own life. This year has been on of the hardest years of my life, but after the my counseling session with Dr. Jeff courtesy of you Jac, I have made it a biweekly thing to seek out expert help to better who I am. So I do ask from here on out that you guys honor that and respect it.

Joshuaa: Not to trash on your parade Billie, but we have heard that before.

Jac: I hope you get the help you desperately need Billie.

Billie: Oh my God Joshuaa, if this is what we are going to do then I’m leaving/ What the fuck is this? A bash on Billie’s journey?

Tyler: NO! People just think that sometimes it take more than just saying “I’m gonna be changed.”

Joshuaa: Making it all about you again. We can’t say our opinions? You’ve had one on ALL of us.

Devyn: If someone admits to going to therapy, that should be good enough. Billie isn’t perfect and I’ve had my issues with him. Lord knows. But I’m not compounding on someone who is truly dealing with some mental health issues.

Joshuaa: It’s a shame you’ve assumed the role of Billie’s crony, Devyn. I thought you had a lot more going for you.

Devyn: Joshuaa its a shame that name calling is necessary for you just because I’m not being a part of y’all issues with Billie.

Joshuaa: I’m not name calling.

Billie:What else do you want me to do slit my wrist. We can commend you, Jac, for owning your shit but you’ve acted out season 5, season 4, and season 3. Isn’t this a pattern we continually see with you as well?

Jac: Billie, what we would like is an apology. You didn’t apologize. You didn’t apologize to her *points at Joshuaa* for the years of berating her, you didn’t apologize to her *points to Tyler* for throwing a glass at her, You didn’t apologize to her *points to Brian* for cutting her open and you didn’t apologize to me.*slams hand on table* YOU’RE A WOMAN IN YOUR MID FUCKING 50s! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Billie: I didn’t mean to throw a glass at Tyler, and we have talked about it. Have we not Tyler *looks at Tyler* As for Brian I am sorry you were collateral damage, if there is a doctor bill I will be happy to handle it.

Brian: Billie, that’s all I wanted. An apology and new fur coat. I forgive you

Tyler: Well…we did talk about it…but you just said you meant to throw it at someone else. I didn’t feel you were genuinely sorry that it happened

Billie: Well *looks at Tyler* I did not mean to harm you in anyway. You are a dear friend of mine and I know you are hurt, but I hope there is a chance we can move forward.

Tyler: You JUST HAVE TO TAKE REAL ACCOUNTABILITY OF THE THINGS YOU’VE DONE. Furthermore, then you’ve continually yelled at me about keeping the Farrah conversation from you when you saw pictures on Devyn’s phone in Norway and didn’t tell me FOR WEEKS. It’s a double standard and it’s bullshit

Devyn: It wasn’t her business to tell.

Tyler: Exactly Devyn, and Farrah wasn’t my business to tell.

Billie: You wanted me to tell you in a group of girls because I could’ve. I even tried calling you but you ran off and got eloped. Do you think I was going to ruin moment for you. Unlike these girls I was protecting your feelings.

Tyler: Oh, there it is! You’re mad at me for getting eloped as well.

Billie: I am upset because we ARE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING SISTERS.

Tyler: You’d treat your sister this way?

Billie: Oh Jac shut the fuck up. Neither you and Joshuaa can stand the fact Devyn and I are friends and she cares. And Tyler, did I not when we talked about Devyn and Adam tell Devyn it was wrong. It’s like this a goddamn straight jacket intervention and I’m the mental patient. The difference is, I told you before it had been 3 months. You wouldn’t have ever told me if jac didn’t bring it out in an argument to use against me

Jac: I really don’t care for you or your friendship my sweetheart. You two can skip through the fucking tulips for all I care

Tyler: The point was you’re upset with me because I didn’t tell you about Farrah. But you didn’t tell me this for weeks. FURTHER, I shut that shit down then and there. So just shut up already, I’m over this *rolls eyes*

Billie: My apologies are never good enough. I get told I’ll never change. So why would you believe my apology. Just like Tyler said at the reunion you can’t ever win with these girls. You got job, they own five and drive a new car. It’s ridiculous.

Tyler: OH BILLIE ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN THEATRICS! Stop it

Jac: Let’s be honest Devyn my love. You’re a place filler in Billie’s life. He’s friends with you because he isn’t friends with the rest of us *points to Tyler, Joshuaa, Brian and I*. He would’ve told Tyler if he could have

Devyn: That may or may not be the case but I was also a placeholder in Joshuaa and Brian’s lives as well when they needed me. But thanks for the concern, Jac.

Brian: You were less than a place holder, you were basically the hired help darling.

Devyn: Brian I was nobodies hired help. Take your elitist attitude out of here. I should have let you “hire” somebody else when you came to me crying.

Brian: You’re right, I should have hired someone else. You are not some voodoo doctor. Others are just as good as you.

Joshuaa: Brian, she thinks we owe her something because she did her job we paid her to do

Billie: Oh my god, you guys burned your own bridge with Devyn, so y’all talk so poorly about her practice as if you weren’t praising it when she was your OBGYN. Just because y’all disagree doesn’t mean we have to attack businesses

Joshuaa: *rolls eyes* Nasty women don’t find success in Twitter. I just hope you both find happiness because you lack so much of it.

Billie: Maybe this group would be better off if I wasn’t here. *gets up* The new beginnings party was a phony move and so is this lunch.

Jac: *rolls eyes* See that shit won’t cut it anymore Billie. You need to sit down and sort it out

Devyn: In the spirit of Jac’s owning her shit let me own mine. Joshuaa I’m sorry about the way our friendship ended. I am grateful you were there for me when my life was falling apart earlier this year. You did loan me $40,000 out the kindness of your heart. I didn’t appreciate you blasting that amongst this group but I could have responded better and I apologize for that. I have since paid you back so I’m glad our account is zeroed out.

Joshuaa: Thank you for clearing up that lie, Devyn. Apology accepted. That’s it though.

Devyn: Do I not deserve an apology Joshuaa? I wasn’t the only person at fault.

Joshuaa: What do I need to apologize to you for? YOU lied about the money and made ME out to be a liar. YOU knew that one of my longest friends was pregnant with my ex’s child!

Billie: Devyn, you didn’t know girl it was ALL your fault. It’s never anyone else’s.

Joshuaa: Oh how pathetic. I’ll never apologize to you after how dirty you did me, Devyn.

Devyn: You know what, nothing. It was all my fault. Why don’t you practice holding yourself to the same standards you are trying to hold Billie too?

Joshuaa: No actually, I will say sorry for throwing the glass of water over you. I do feel bad about that one. With you? I’ve tried. Billie never hurt me as bad as you did. Oh and everyone, Devyn knew Danielle was having Derek’s baby. What a great friend.

Devyn: Joshuaa I did know but you also weren’t talking to me. For what reason should I violate a patients trust for someone who could careless about me?

Joshuaa: Oh that’s hilarious so you’ll violate Brian and I’s, but not another patient? I’m done talking to you. *laughs*

Devyn: I never violated no damn privacy with you! You and Brian are hell fucking bent on destroying my career and it ain’t happening. Tyler, I don’t want beef with you. I apologize for not being more forthcoming about my relationship with Adam. I wish he would have told you sooner. I tried respecting what y’all were going through by not inserting myself. I now understand that was wrong and I’m sorry.

Tyler: *sips drink* We should’ve went somewhere with bottle service *laughs*

Tyler Confessional: I don’t have a word to say to Devyn King.

Devyn: Jac, I should have made a bigger effort sooner. I didn’t and I apologize.

Jac: Thank you Devyn. Take a page out of her book Billie.

Billie: I am the only one that has been held accountable for the both of our actions.

Jac: *sits back in chair and hangs head* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph…BILLIE SHUT THE FUCK UP! We all have problems. We all have problems in our lives and with each other and you haven’t shut up once since getting here. Be quiet for one time in your fucking life and LISTEN! We just want REAL apologies, that’s it.

Billie: If I am going to apologize I am going to mean it. I don’t just say sorry to just anyone. I have to truly feel sorry to say sorry you just let it roll of your tongue so easy.

Devyn: Brian, I’ve done nothing to you. Because I didn’t condemn Ava you got mad. And I really don’t appreciate you calling me a voodoo doctor. I’ve worked really hard at my craft and putting myself through medical school. You don’t have to like me personally but please don’t attack my professionalism as a doctor.

Brian: Your friend threatened to kill me and you didn’t even blink!

Jac: Jesus with all these issues *looks at Tyler and Brian* you guys are like best friends.

Brian: Yes! Tyler and I are great! He finally apologized for the usual back and forth. We are perfect!

Tyler: *laughs* Yes, I’m hoping that we are perfect again soon.

Jac: So he can see the babies now?

Tyler: I’ve already seen them.

Jac: Has he Brian?

Brian: Well…when I told you I wasn’t going to let him see my innocent babies I meant like ever again, but I am planning a huge christening and Tyler…I would love for you…to attend!

Joshuaa: Well ladies, my car is almost here. Time for hugs and goodbyes! *tears up* I gotta get my baby ready for his big journey. Tyler! Brian! Get over here! *hugs Tyler and Brian*

Tyler: *hugs Joshuaa* Safe travel lovely. It’s been an amazing journey OG Twin! *tears up* We started this shit together

Joshuaa: *hugs Billie* Sort this stuff out. You know my number. Sort it out.

Billie: *hugs Joshuaa* Joshuaa, I would like extend a hug to you because this is the last time I’ll probably see you unless you answer my call when I come to London for Twitter Palace. And I’ll try.

Brian Closing Confessional: Another year down, and another round of Botox is needed for me. I’ve learned a lot about parenting and a lot about what medical doctors you should trust. And most importantly…. friends may come and go but family…is forever.

Jac Closing Confessional: If you told me at the beginning of the year I’d be where I am today i wouldn’t have believed you. I’ve developed such a strong bond with so many of these girls and honestly I don’t think I’d be where I am without them. I’m thankful to have Tyler back in my life, Brian and I have grown so close and Joshuaa is and always will be my best friend *tears up* I’m going to miss that bitch *laughs and wipes tears* Jac Carter is thriving honey and this is just the beginning

Devyn Closing Confessional: I am not interested in friendships or relationships with anyone in the group besides Billie. Maybe it’s time for me to reevaluate my life and if being around them is good for me. I hate Joshuaa and Brian for trying to ruin my career. That’s ok though. They will be served with a fat defamation lawsuit next week. I don’t care to be friends with Tyler either. I was nice as hell to him because he was Adams ex but I’m done with that. Jac proved to me that the olive branch we extended to each other was nothing more than a grape vine. On a positive note, my personal life couldn’t be any better. I’m in love, financial stable, and living my best life. This season has been hell and I’m so damn glad it’s over.

Tyler Closing Confessional: What a crazy year it has been. I got divorced and remarried, I bought my first home by myself, so much to be proud of. I fixed things with Jac and Joshuaa, who I see as friends and I pray that bond strengthens. Brian and I are FINALLY back on course. *laughs* Billie really hurt me this year and I don’t know where we go from here…and Doctor King? We will eventually have to have a conversation, but for now, I’m not ready.

Billie Closing Confessional: Now you know Billie is a hot mess, I own it I am *laughs* but this year has been very hard for me to get through. I am sad, I am upset, I am angry. I am just a mess, but I am grateful for where things are between Devyn and I. I am glad Tyler and I can hopefully begin our journey on the road to recovery. Brian is Brian and will always be Brian, so snarky and full of sass. Jac and I may not be in a good place, but one good things came from her and that is Dr. Jeff. Oh, Joshuaa Lime, the girl who brought me into this madness and have caused some madness in my life. Will we ever be friends? I won’t say ever but a lot of praying and holy water will more than likely to do the trick. In conclusion just pray for Billie, because a girl is going through it, with women constantly trying me.

Joshuaa Closing Confessional: This has been a life changing journey for me, and it’s only going to get bigger and better for me! Twitter has been great, but a new start calls me and my family. There have been so many ups and downs *flash back of me meeting Tyler in season 1, bringing Billie and Devyn into the group and then an array of fight clips* But it’s something I’ll never forget and cherish forever! I know life is all about living in the now and I just hope the others see that we’re only here once, let’s enjoy life and have fun! So, here we go! A new start, *looks to the viewers* thank you for everything. *blows kiss and leaves the confessional chair*

As the scene transitions, we see Joshuaa leaving the restaurant as the other ladies watch from the curb. The scene then fades out as the credits roll.