Season 7, Episode 11: ‘Adios Aloha?’
As the episode begins, we see an aerial view of Twitter as upbeat music plays. Just then, we focus in on downtown Twitter where there are shops all along the streets. The camera then focuses on a storefront where Jac is opening her new Jac by Jac Carter Designs. The ladies begin flowing in slowly, greeting one another politely and keeping it friendly as they look around the store, attempting to avoid the tensions among them.
Jac Confessional: Tonight is my night! Yes gawd! A night I have been waiting for! A night to show the world and these girls that I’m serious about my business. That I’m passionate about fashion and design. That I really am a force to be reckoned with! Now let’s get Jac by Jac Carter Designs launches bitches
Tre Confessional: Tonight is Jac’s Grand Opening and all of the ladies are here. Leah sent me a text a few days ago saying she’ll sue me over what I said about her husband. That’s such old news, but if she starts with me, I’ll finish her off. Hopefully everything is nice in this store. *giggles*
Tyler: Jac, this is really amazing! I got you this bottle of champagne, I’m so happy for you!
Brian: Jac, you really outdid yourself
Billie: Hi Jac, this is beautiful, I came here to shop though, not gossip.
Jac: Awww thank you girlies!! Now I never want to hear another snarky ass comment about my business *laughs*
Then Tre, Billie, Devyn, and Leah head off to shop around the store. Just then, we see Nina Love sneaking in the back entrance of Jac’s store. She spots Tyler and Jac standing with Brian chatting and sneaks up behind Tyler.
Nina: *grabs Tyler’s breast from behind* Nice rack!
Tyler: *screams* AHH NINA!! *hugs Nina* How are you bitch? You look stunning.
Jac: NINA LOVE!! My sweetheart!
Tyler: You have to meet my cousin Brian! Brian, this is Nina.
Brian: Oh my God, hi hun, so nice to meet you!
Nina: Hi Brian, great to meet you.
Jac: Nina there is someone I want to reintroduce you to!! *walks Nina over to Tre* You remember Ms Spice, don’t you Nina?
Nina: Hello Tre! Nice to meet you sir *laughs*
Tre: *looks at Jac, then looks at Nina* Sorry Jac. I don’t think I know who this is…anymore. Nice to meet you Ms. I’m Tre Spicé. *holds hand out*
Nina: Now where did the other mice scurry to?
Across the room, Billie is seen rolling his eyes as the women greet Nina.
Billie: Do you know Nina, Devyn?
Leah: Who is Nina?
Devyn: No, I don’t know her. You?
Billie: She use to be on the show, then “quit” but who knows. We have always been cordial. Definitely surface level.
Devyn: Interesting. Jac and Tyler seem thrilled to see her.
Billie: They are, go figure. I’m not really interested in a conversation with her tonight. So I’ll stay over here and sip my champagne and shop
Just then Jac walks up and gets Leah.
Jac: Nina girl, you must meet my dear friend Leah!
Tyle: Yes, you’ll love her Nina, she’s a riot.
Billie Confessional: Watching Jac reintroduce Nina to the group is like a dance mom trying to make a star out of her no rhythm daughter. It’s pitiful.
Nina: Please, introduce, any friend of yours is a friend of mine already *laughs*
Jac: Nina knows of the D’Avanzos in Twitter. Her husband owns one of the largest property development companies in town
Nina: Yes, I’ve heard of them Jac. So Leah is new money in Twitter?
Leah: Hi Nina, I’m Leah, it’s so very nice to meet you!
Nina: *looks at Tyler and Brian* So Ty, is that the one that was with your ex? *shamelessly points at Devyn*
Tyler: *laughs* Yes, she was engaged to Adam. Her name is Devyn.
Nina: *glances back at Devyn* Wow, WHAT A DOWNGRADE
Tyler: *laughs* You are so naughty!
Brian: Love your honesty Nina.
The camera then pans back to Billie and Devyn chatting across the room.
Devyn: Why is that Nina pointing at me?
Billie: God who knows. I’m trying to stay as far away as I can. I definitely am not interested in a conversation. Wait, did you just hear her? Who is she calling a downgrade?
Devyn: *walks over to the rest of the ladies and straight up to Nina with Billie behind her* Hi. I’m Dr. King. Yes, I WAS, as in past tense, with Adam Scott. A downgrade I am not. If you can’t keep it cute, don’t mention me.
Nina: *puts hand up to Devyn* Please give me a second, I’m being bombarded with all these people. Well hello Billie…I didn’t get a chance to say hi to you before you ran and hid in the corner love. Come give me a hug!
Billie: Oh, how lovely. It’s so good to see you Nina. Are you finally a Lime or we still waiting on the finance to get his shit together. Come hug me *hugs Nina*
Nina: I’m married and I’ve decided to not change my last name Billie
Billie: Nina, it’s good to see you maybe we could help each other out. I was a bit reluctant to see you tonight. I’m not going to lie.
Nina: As was I since I feel like you owe me an apology. Billie I was very hurt by the comments you made about me on Twitter my team saw the tweet and forwarded it immediately and I was taken back by it *shows Billie a tweet he wrote about Nina* I thought we were good. It was a slap in the face of our friendship.
Billie: You know that was a little shady of me. I will not lie. I should not of said that, but I felt like after I saw you at Jac’s fashion show you really never gave me anymore love or attention. I mean I know you saw where I got cheated on by my husband of 72 days.
Nina: Love you know no matter what I always have a soft spot for you. You can always contact my team if you want to speak to me and they will relay the message. I’m here for you doll *hugs Billie* let’s join the group shall we?*Nina and Billie return to the group*
Jac: Tre, can I ask that you stop creating this negative atmosphere at my event please?
Brian Confessional: AND we’re OFF!
Tre: Jac, no one is creating an atmosphere at your boring one shop party okay. Calm yourself down just because your little friend Nina is here.
Brian: Tre, shouldn’t you be apologizing to Leah instead of causing more drama?
Tre: Sweetie, if I were you, I would clap my lips shut.
Jac: You *points at Tre* are creating a god damn atmosphere. Either wipe that frown off your face or you can very easily leave
Leah: *whispers to Jac* There’s not enough makeup remover in the world to get rid of that frown
Billie: Jac girl, you’re always kicking someone out
Jac: I’m not throwing anyone out Billie, I’m asking that she change her demeanor and try and enjoy the night
Tre: This has nothing to do with you Jacqueline. Quit trying to stir shit up and cause drama. I’m grown, I can do what the fuck I want to do with my fucking face thank you. *giggles*
Tyler Confessional: I’m having flashbacks to my grand opening a few years ago and it’s spooky *flashback of arguing at Tyler’s season 4 Store Opening*
Devyn: ANY-FUCKING-WAY, Jac tell your Barbie wanna be friend to keep my damn name out of her mouth.
Brian: Tre, I have NOTHING to be afraid of. Don’t try to threaten me.
Tre: *holds up glass* You want something bitch?
Tyler: What are you gonna throw a glass at her?
Brian: Tre, are you coming after me at an event? Have some class for once in your life, low life.
Tre: I sure am Tyler! I’m not going to accidentally cut her like Billie, I’m going to purposely cut her.
Jac: *steps between Tre and Brian* No, none of that.
Tre: Jac, move!
Tyler: You need to stop. If this is how it’s going, we’re out. I’m not doing this trash.
Jac: No Tyler, stay. *walks to the security and whispers to them, pointing at Tre*
Tre: I’m trash now? Your Glamma is trash. How about that? You think you and Brian are powerful as two when the both of you sit here and act like you both are better than people. Get over yourself. Have some class!
Tyler: Oh you are foul you fucking bitch. Class? You wouldn’t KNOW IT IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE
Brian: Well we are better than you. That’s all. Keep talking about our Glamma. Keep it going fraud.
Leah: It’s her reputation guys: husbands, kids, grandparents.
Just then Devyn is seen getting her coat on and leaving the building.
Devyn Confessional: I am NOT subjecting myself to this negative energy. I have way too much good going on. Plus it was telling that Tyler nor Jac checked their friend. I guess the hatchets aren’t as buried as I thought.
Tyler: She needs to be stopped.
Security Guard: *to Tre* Madam you’ve been asked to leave the premises. Please follow me as I escort you out
Brian: Finally. How dare she come here with a plan to cause drama. Typical.
Tre: *as he is being escorted out* YASSSS! YASSS BITCH!!! The bitch needed a fucking moment at this non-motherfucking event hosted by the Queen non-factor herself, Jac Carter!
Tyler: I’m sorry this happened at your event Jac.
Jac: Anyways ladies, can I have your attention? As we can see by the decor we are surrounded by, this is not a place for violence or any tomfoolery. We are in the presence of expensive pieces of furniture. There isn’t an expense I spared when putting this night together which is why I thought I would treat myself after months of hard work and I want you all to join me. How does Hawaii sound?
As the ladies all clap and scream in excitement, Jac calls out the Hawaii dancers who put on a show for the ladies as they celebrate their pending trip and how excited they are.
THE NEXT MORNING
The scene shifts as we see the sun rising in Twitter as the cameras focus in on a Penthouse on the Upper East Side of Twitter. The music becomes somber we see Tyler inside the home, belonging to his mother, sitting on the couch upset.
Tyler Confessional: My mother passed just late last night. *begins crying* It was very sudden and shocked all of us kids. You never expect to lost your loved one. I just don’t know why this happened to us *looks away from camera*
Brian: *opens the door and walks in* TY! *runs and hugs Tyler* How are you holding up?
Tyler: BRI *sobbing* I don’t know. I’m in shock, I didn’t expect this.
Brian: Do you know what happened?
Tyler: They say they think it was a heart attack…she always seemed so healthy *tears up* She still went to all her charity events, did everything. I don’t understand.
Brian Confessional: Tyler’s mom took me in like a daughter when my parents died. I wasn’t just a niece to her
Brian: You’re going to need a lot of time to process everything and let time heal the wounds. *Hugs Tyler* there’s nothing you can change hun. You will get through this…
Tyler: I don’t know what I’m going to do. There’s so much to do. My sisters fly in tomorrow. You’re my sister as well, of course, Bri
Brian: That’s why you have me and the rest of the family. Have you thought about Hawaii? Maybe it’s best you stay back? I can stay back with you? Or maybe it will be good to get your mind off of everything…
Tyler: I don’t know. I mean I obviously can’t go right this second. If it’s delayed from now, I might come.
Brian: Well let me talk to the girlies! If they can delay, we will just go to Hawaii a little late!
Tyler: Thanks for being here for me, Bri. Without you and Zack, I don’t know where I’d be.
Brian: Hun of course. Of course! We will all get through this together!
Tyler: I haven’t told the women either…I just don’t know what to say. I just want to wake up from this bad dream *tears up again*
Brian: Do you want me to just talk to them for you? Less on your plate.
Tyler: Yes, if you would, I’d appreciate it.
Brian: Of course hun. Okay, let me get going. I’m suppose to meet with them soon. Keep me posted on everything please. Love you honey *hugs Tyler*
As the scene shifts, the cameras follow Brian, who is heading to meet with most of the ladies, who had planned to get together for dinner today and finalize plans and chat about for their upcoming trip together. One by one the women begin arriving and sit down.
Billie: *walks in and sits by Jac* Hello my love
Jac: Hi Billie, how are you?
Billie: I’m good, you had quite the event yesterday.
Jac: Tell me about it *fixes hair*. I’m kind of glad all is girls are getting together as there are definitely some things I need to get off my chest about the way a pack of 50 year old women behaved
Brian: *walks in* Billie, Jac, hello
Leah: Hi beautiful ladies!
Jac: Brian! What’s wrong? You look like you’ve been crying.
Brian: It’s just been a terrible long day. I’ve been with Tyler all day.
Jac Confessional: Brian and I’s friendship sure as hell isn’t where it used to be but he looks terrible and I’m concerned
Jac: What happened?
Brian: Tyler’s mom passed, she had a massive heart attack.
Leah: So so terrible, I couldn’t imagine the pain.
Jac: When did this happen?
Brian: It’s tragic…late last night.
Tre: *walks in and sits down*
Jac: I’m so shocked right now.
Billie: I called him and left a message earlier. I saw his Facebook post tribute to his mom.
Leah: I hope he is doing okay.
Jac: Billie, Leah, you guys knew?
Billie: I did, yes
Leah: I saw the post, I’m sending flowers tomorrow.
Billie Confessional: And they have a friendship bracelet?
Brian: I’m just mentally exhausted. Tyler is very worn down. He needs time before he comes back to this group.
Jac: I just can’t believe he is going through this
Brian: Anyways, are you all willing to postpone the Hawaii trip a week? If not, we will probably be late if we come at all.
Jac: Darl, everything is booked. I’ve booked out two floors of a beautiful resort.
Brian: Well enjoy your trip with Tasteless Tre. *sees Tre at the end of the table* Oh, I’m sorry.
Leah: I think we should do it and support Tyler, we can leave after he’s ready.
Jac: Brian I’ll see what I can do but these dates have been set in stone for a while now. And Leah, I want to be there for him, don’t say I don’t, but this is the first I’ve heard of his mom’s passing.
Billie: Well did you expect him to pick up the phone to call YOU?
Brian: He’s going through a lot.He asked me to tell you all Jac.
Jac: Given that I’m his best friend I did Billie. Maybe a text. Why are you even speaking of this Billie? 6 months he hated you. Because you were behaving like a violent, crazy bitch.
Billie: That’s funny he didn’t like you for a full two years. So given that I wouldn’t say anything. You’re seriously a manipulative liar
Leah: Jac! Billie! We really don’t need to do this.
Jac: *gets up* you know what?! I’m not going to sit here and get behavioral lessons from that *points at billie* I’m going to go see my friend *leaves restaurant but before doing so turns around and says* Fuck you Billie!
Billie: *flips the bird* FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!
Brian: *begins crying* Really?
Tre: *gets up and hugs Brian*
Brian: Tre, I’m sorry for calling you tasteless…it came out of anger and frustration with Jac.
Tre: It’s okay. I know you’re going through a lot right now. I’m gonna go check on Jac, I’ll be right back. *walks outside with Leah to see Jac*
Brian Confessional: I’m surprised Tre came to comfort me. Here I was thinking that maybe she has poisoned Tyler’s mom.
Leah: Jac! What the hell?
Jac: I can’t believe that just happened. My best friends mother dies and this is how I find out. Of course I want to be there for him but how am I supposed to be if it feels like he had no intention of telling me
Tre: Are you guys okay?
Jac: I didn’t want any of that Tre *crying hysterically* but Billie to stand there and know this but not tell me the second he walks into this lunch on top of the fact that I would’ve thought Tyler would tell me something of this magnitude. I snapped
Leah: It’s okay, it’s okay. Tyler is mourning, I doubt this is intentional .
Just then Billie and Brian walk out of the restaurant and over to the ladies.
Jac: I need to leave, I need to go see him *hugs Tre and Leah*
Billie: *looks at Tre and Leah* What was she so upset over?
Tre: Because of your mouth
Jac: *walking to her car but pauses* Brian, I am so sorry for your loss. Billie, you can drown. I love you Brian, I’m going to go see Tyler. *speeds off*
Billie: Wow telling someone to kill themselves. Don’t you have a good heart? *flips off Jac* And that’s the girl you guys are friends with.
As the scene shifts and the rest of the ladies begin leaving the restaurant, we see the scene shifts as we see Leah and Devyn shopping in Twitter’s shopping district with bags filling each of their arms as they head into another store. As they walk in, however, they find Tre also shopping in the store.
Devyn: *to Leah* Ready to keep splurging? *laughs*
Leah: Beyond ready! *walks into the store*
Tre: Oh yes, this looks amazing. *sees Leah and Devyn enter* Oh hello ladies…
Devyn: Hi Tre. *looks at the racks facing away from Tre* Look Leah, *holds it up to Leah* This is stunning. Apollo would love it.
Leah Confessional: Please God be with me
Tre: Devyn, what’s the problem?
Devyn: I don’t have a problem Tre. I also am turning over a new leaf and staying away from toxic people. *shrugs*
Tre: *mumbles* Alright then fuck you too. Bitch. *goes to the men’s aisle* Getting upset for what came out of her fucking mouth.
Leah: What did she say?
Devyn: It’s Dr. Bitch to you. And I know damn well you don’t want to do this here.
Tre Confessional: She’s turning over a new leaf after she was just….speaking about Harry
Tre: Dr. Bitch. Dr. Hoe. Dr. Shut the Hell Up. Can’t be nice to your fucking ass. Should’ve known better to forgive the Devil.
Devyn: My problem with you is your whole existence is so pathetic that you have to go from person to person talking about me. Your attempt at coming between me and Billie DIDNT WORK. NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
Leah: LISTEN! Stop it you two. Tyler’s mom has passed. Life is way too short to be arguing over petty bullshit. We are about to go on vacation. Can we not agree to just keep it cordial? Does it have to be a knock out drag out fight every time?
Devyn: I can actually do better and just ignore *walks to other side of the store*
Tre: Well Leah I being nice, but this little bitch wants to have a stick up her ass because of things that came out of her fucking mouth. So fuck her and the old man she sleeps with with at night too. Thanks for “trying”
Devyn: *walks back over* I’ve owned up to what I said Tre. I’ve discussed it thoroughly Billie and who ever less brings it to me. BUT you couldn’t keep to yourself. You had to flap your damn gums to everyone being messy. Oh and Leah, I don’t think I’ll make the trip, have enough fun for the both of us!
Leah: What? Why aren’t you coming?
Tre: Because she’s fake as hell…that’s why. *walks away and waits in the checkout line*
Devyn: Scheduling conflict that I couldn’t change. If I was fake Tre, I would take a note from you and talk about you behind your back.
Leah: Devyn look, I don’t like Tre as much as you, but don’t let her get under your skin. And you should still try and come if you can!
Devyn: Leah, you’re right about Tre not being worth it but I take no trash from bitches. That includes the loose lip Spice Rack.
Tre: *talking to cashier* Aren’t you cute? Thanks for your help today. *begins walking out and yells* Bye Leah, see you on the trip. And tell that Devil I said to stay out of my fucking way….and I mean it.
Devyn: Hold on a second Leah. *walks towards Tre as she’s leaving and slightly tugs her hair, shifting it slightly* Don’t fuck with me Spice. I mean it.
Tre: *walks out* This bitch is out of her motherfucking mind.
Leah: Devyn, let’s go! Stop letting her get to you!
As all the women leave, the scene shifts and we see Jac waiting for some of the women to have lunch at a gorgeous and colorful Mexican restaurant. Just then Brian walks in.
Jac Confessional: After that disastrous dinner the other night I invited Brian and Tyler to a garden luncheon as a way to express both my sincerest apologies and condolences to both of them. Unfortunately Tyler declined…which I totally understand so I’m hoping that Brian can relay how it was that bitch Billie’s fault
Brian: Hi honey!
Jac: I guess we’re just waiting for Kylee. How are you my love?
Brian: I guess I’m just happy to be alive Jac, but thank you for asking also my kids are doing just fine.
Jac: I get that sweetheart. Death can really make you reflect on things in life. How is Ty holding up? I’ve tried reaching out to him and he hasn’t responded.
Brian: He’s doing just as expected and I honestly don’t know why he hasn’t gotten back to. Maybe he heard what happened the other night…
Jac: Speaking of the other night there are a few things I wanted to discuss with the pair of you but I guess you can help relay the message to him
Just then the ladies see Kylee arrive and greet her as she takes a seat next to Jac.
Kylee: What’s going on girls?
Jac: I was just about to apologize to Brian about my behavior the other night at dinner *begins to tear up*
Kylee: That’s very mature of you
Jac: I really didn’t mean to react like that. I was just so overwhelmed by the news. My heart broke for Tyler and I was just a little hurt that Billie was sitting there trying to rub it in my face that he knew this information. It’s like he was happy that I didn’t know. I kind of just snapped. And whatever you girls need for the upcoming Hawaii trip, I’ll do.
Kylee: We all have those moments, what’s important is that you learn from it and respond differently if it were to happen again
Brian: Was Billie really rubbing it in your face though?
Jac: He came in talking about the launch party, trying to get me all amped up about Nina when he knew this information. A real friend wouldn’t be doing that
Kylee Confessional: Awh, come on Brian. She’s tryna fucking apologize, oh fuck me
Brian: I don’t even like Billie. I’m just saying I didn’t think billie was stirring the pot. He was very sentimental towards me. Even Tacky Tre was.
Jac: Look I get that I misbehaved and I’m trying to apologize Brian. You’ve done things to people that were out of character, very recently might I add, and you’ve been forgiven. The last thing I want is to not be there for you and your family during this time because I love the lot of you
Brian: I accept your apology Jac. I just thought you were acting very over the top.
Brian Confessional: Seriously! You would have thought Jac was auditioning to be the next bachelorette with all her dramatics.
Jac: And I’m acknowledging that Brian hence why I’m apologizing. *hugs Brian* You know I love you so much and that I wouldn’t want to harm you in any way
Kylee: Great! That was great now there’s some peace.
Jac: Now to the Hawaii trip. If we need to push it back I’m more then happy to do so but I’m just letting you two know that I’m rescinding my invitation to Billie
Brian: Oh wow… Jac I understand why you are doing that…but know I will not be able to make it then.
Jac: So you’re saying you won’t come if Billie doesn’t come?
Brian: No no no, I’m saying if he is not invited I will not come.
Jac: If it means that much to you that he be there, then he can come. He may not leave the island but he can come.
Brian: I mean Billie said he would skip Hawaii to be with me and Tyler as we go through everything to be there for us… and then I’m gonna go on a trip that he was just uninvited to? Do you get me Jac?
Jac: Well you did start the conversation saying you don’t even like Billie but I get it. Anyways ladies, I’m going to have to run and sort a few things out before Hawaii.
Brian: I don’t. Obviously I would choose you over him if I had too. Heck I might even choose you Kylee *laughs*
Kylee: *laughs* I’d hope Brian!
As the ladies all get up and head out of the restaurant and say their goodbyes as the scene and episode end.
NEXT TIME ON THE LADIES OF TWITTER
The ladies depart for Hawaii, but with the tensions at new highs, will they enjoy the trip or are their rough waters ahead?