Season 7, Episode 17: ‘Fighting Words’

Ladies of Twitter
21 min readMar 19, 2019

As the episode begins, we see shots of Twitter and the ladies going about their day to day lives. Just then, we hear ominous music as we zoom in on a crowded restaurant serving lunch in uptown Twitter. We see Devyn already at a table and looking at her phone as she waits until the camera shows Tre Spice walking into the restaurant and taking a sit across from Devyn.

Devyn Confessional: I’m not sure if this friendship is salvageable but I’m living in my overflow season and I don’t have time for drama. Let’s hash this shit out once and for all. We don’t have to be friends at all, that’s probably ideal, but some mutual respect is good enough.

Devyn: So Tre Spice, are we destined to be friends or enemies?

Tre: The ball is in your court Devyn. We can be whatever you want us to be. I’m a very good friend, but I’m a very bad enemy. Your choice.

Devyn: Look, I had ZERO problems with you until you started trying to stir up trouble. Then when Billie and I worked it out, you had a problem with that. You went to other people talking to them about this. You FUCKING BLASTED Billie’s domestic violence troubles. *looks disgusted* That’s a new low even for you.

Tre: What trouble did I stir up? You were the one who spoke about his marriage. You were the one who flipped the situation on me in NYC and you were the one who tried to attack me. I absolutely have no problem with you two making up as I don’t care if the relationship with you two crumbles or falls, but what I do have a problem with is you saying I’m talking about you. What shit have I said about you prior to us calling out? And Billie said I do coke and the only thing I said to Brian and Tyler was hat I hate Harry. And by the way, I defended Billie when Brian was still upset with him over breaking a glass, so thank you

Tre Confessional: I blasted Billie is quite the statement. What happened is Billie met his match because he will not and shall not ever speak negatively on me ever again. Matter of fact, he will never be in the presence of the Spicé unless we are filming this show.

Devyn: You don’t even know half of the shit Billie puts up with with Harry. And if you were “his friend” you would have pulled him aside instead of saying that to the whole group.

Tre: Okay, and what about the drug allegations he said about me? Is that okay? Shouldn’t he have pulled me aside and talked to me about that? What’s your answer for that? What have I said about you in the press? Answer those questions.

Devyn: I don’t think it was ok that Billie said something about your drug use in that setting. It was also uncalled for. Two wrongs don’t make a right though. And I don’t know what press coverage I can attribute to you. I’ll reserve judgment until I have proof.

Tre: Then why did you say it? You said out of your mouth that I have been to the press speaking badly about you. And this argument stems from who? Billie. This is what it boils down to, so let me just go ahead and tell you this since you feel this way. I do not want to come between you and Billie at all. When I first came into this group, I felt like he changed when he was around you. One we made up my feelings started to change, but then in NYC, the cycle repeated it self with my original feelings. So Devyn, I do not want to come between you and Billie at all. I wish you both the absolute best of the friendship you guys have. I’m good with where we’re at. When we see each other, we can say hello and keep it moving. Nothing more.

Devyn: I said nothing about you going to the press. What I said was you’ve said things to the other women in the group. You’ve denied it so moving on. As far as Billie, he didn’t change because of me. He changed because he is coping with what life is throwing his way right now. You should be more understanding.

Tre: Understanding of who?

Tre Confessional: Devyn, don’t coach me of being understanding when in Hawaii you were saying slick comments like “Why the fuck is he crying?” You of all people knew to come extent to why I was upset because you know why I took that trip to NYC. So you want me to be understanding of Billie Reed? Well here it goes. Billie can go fuck himself.

Devyn: Understanding of Billie’s circumstances. It seems you have been unnecessarily attacking people and I don’t understand why. Are you trying to snag a seat next to Andy? What gives?

Tre: Sweetie, let me explain to you something. This show, these cameras, this atmosphere is entertainment. Trust me, when we are done filming you will NEVA EVER see me around you or your BFFF again. Because while you guys need this show to secure your relevance, I’m fine pursing other areas of television.

Devyn: Tre, your defense mechanisms suck. Nobody is saying you need the show. Hell I don’t need the show. We all have lives outside of this.

Tre: But you’re implying that I’m doing this for a show. And clearly you do. I mean clearly.

Devyn: You are acting out to prevent from dealing with your personal problems. We may never be friends but I do want you to be happy. And right now you are not happy. This show is an escape from reality for you.

Tre: I am happy, I’m just not happy to be around you or your friends for that matter anyway. But you really shouldn’t try and guide me to the right direction after all you did last year. You should really be on your knees praying instead of straddling the fence baby. *gets up from chair* This conversation is over Devyn. I wish you the best in your marriage to Dr. Cumby Moore. May you be blessed and have a bubbly life. Thank you! *blows kiss towards Devyn and leaves*

Devyn: Bye Tre and it’s DOCTOR COREY MOORE!

Devyn Confessional: Tre is so miserable and jealous. I feel bad for him. Hopefully he finds a man soon. All that pent up aggression needs to be released.

As Devyn is left alone at the table, the scene shifts to across town, where we see Jac preparing her apartment for guests. Just then, a group of women of all ages walk into the apartment and take sits around the living room. As they take seats and get snacks, they begin chatting.

Jac Confessional: Over the past few months I’ve been meeting with a group of women who have all experienced traumatic incidents in their life, battled through and live to tell their stories as a way to show other perspectives about trauma for my upcoming book. Today, they’ll be coming over to keep the discussing going.

Jac: So Sandra, what’s been happening my sweet?

Sandra (Jac’s Friend): Well Jac, the last few days have been a bit of a roller coaster ride *looks around group* As you all know, a few years ago I was diagnosed with Stage 3 Breast Cancer

Jac: Yes, of course honey, what?

Sandra: Well I finally found that I’m cancer free *begins tearing up as ladies around the room do*

Jac Confessional: This is the type of stuff that keeps me going. These are women who possess such strength and such class. They’ve lived life. They’ve been through it. They truly are inspirational

Jac: I’m so truly happy for you sweetheart! And on that note ladies, I have a little gift for you all. As just a small token of my appreciation for being apart of this journey with me *passes out 4 Cartier bags* it’s only small but I promise to buy you all cars when the book hits number 1 *laughs*

Jac Confessional: Last year, this car crash was the most devastating thing that had ever happened to me. It truly detailed my life and I never thought I would be the same. But in all honesty, I’m glad I’m not the same. I think I’ve finally found my purpose and it’s to help women like me and like sandy who have been through such trauma and to show them there is light at the end of the tunnel

As the women are seen continuing to eat their food and enjoy each other’s company, the scene shifts to several days later where we see Brian dressing his twins for their christening. Then shots are shown as Brian and his family as well as the Ladies are shown traveling to the church and then entering and greeting Brian and family as well as the Pope who Brian knows and managed to have officiate the ceremony.

Brian Confessional: Bless my babies. And yes, I interviewed the pope on my talk show way back when and we exchanged digits.

Jac Confessional: This is truly going to be an emotional day for me. I was supposed to be up there, by Brian’s side, welcoming his beautiful babies into gods kingdom. Regardless of where our relationship is, I will always have love for those twins. Always and forever

Leah Confessional: Brian booked the actual freaking pope? How’d he pull that off? How?

Jac: *whispers to Leah* I’m only here for those babies.

Billie: Brian doll *hugs* this is beautiful I brought a bunny for both of the twins.

Just then the front doors to the church swing open wide and the cameras see Tyler and Brian’s Glamma begin making her way down the center aisle of the Church.

Tyler: Oh God, Glamma is in town *laughs*

Billie: Oh this is Glamma, how fabulous!

Glamma Sophia: Y’ALL THOUGHT I WOULD FORGET ABOUT MY GREAT GRAND BABIES!? *walks to Jac and Tyler and says hello*

Leah: What in the White Diamonds?

Jac: Gorgeous Glamma! How are you?

Tyler: Oh my God Glamma, red to a christening? What is this the whore temple? You look gorgeous though, love you

Glamma: Miss Jac…it’s been what? A year?

Jac: It has my love! You are aging like Benjamin button. Looking stunning

Devyn: *whispers to Billie in a pew* Oh family drama? Shouldn’t this be a private ceremony with all this?

Glamma: Jac hun, that is sweet, but you know what would be sweeter? If Tyler would start using deodorant. *Cackles*

Tyler: Oh My God Glamma *laughs and smacks her arm* You old bitch, don’t make us put you in the home

Glamma: Now real talk Miss Jac…you know what I’m thinking? You need to do what’s right today. You hear me?

Jac: What do you mean Glamma?

Glamma: Jac listen, you are like family. You fix this cow shit or you will be feeling like peach fuzz forever. Understand?

Just then, the Pope stands and announces that the service is about to begin and Brian and his twins take a seat at the altar facing the crowd.

Jac: *grabs Glamma’s hands* You know how much I adore you and your beautiful family but sometimes some things are irreparable. Anyways beautiful the service is starting

Pope: Can we please have the godmother on the altar to assist in the holy water ceremony?

Brian: *looks down the aisle in Jac’s direction*

Jac: *whispers to Tyler and Leah* Who is he speaking to?

Tyler: I don’t know who the godmother is darl.

Leah: Jac, he’s looking at you…

Brian Confessional: This is more painful then I thought. Is Jac really leaving my children in the dust on their big day?

As Brian continues to look towards Jac, she becomes tearful and stands up from her seat.

Jac: I’ve got to get out of here *walks towards the church doors*

Tyler: Jac stay!

Jac Confessional: I can’t Brian would do this to me. I can’t believe he would completely embarrass me in front of everyone. I need to get out of here

Billie: *sees Jac leaving* What the hell is going on?

Glamma: *looks around* Ty…can you go up there?

Tyler: I mean, I can if Brian wants me to Glamma.

Brian: *nervously* Ty?

Then Tre loudly excuses himself and goes to check on Jac along with Leah and Kylee.

Tre: Jac sweetie, come here *hugs Jac*

Kylee: We’re all here for you

Jac: I can’t believe he’d do this to me *sobs*

Kylee: It’s gonna be okay Jac

Tre: I don’t know what to say.

Jac: Girls I need to get out of here. I’m sorry. Please go back inside and enjoy the rest of the occasion. The babies don’t deserve this

Kylee: You think I do? It’s a shit show

Leah: This was intentional Jac, he wanted to hurt you.

Back inside, we see Tyler walk up to the altar and taking a spot next to Brian and the children as Brian begins to tear up.

Tyler: *hugs Brian* No Bri, stop babe. This is all about you babies. You and your sweet husband and babies.

Billie: *walks up with Devyn* Don’t cry honey, this is a beautiful occasion.

Devyn: *hugs Brian* I’m sorry Brian

Pope: You all need a baptism and some Jesus. Tyler? Are you the babies godmother?

Brian: YES! TYLER IS!

Tyler: Well there we go.

Devyn: The children are smiling and cooing. Let’s take a page from them and make this all about them.

The rest of the women then sit down as we see Tyler help Brian dip the babies’ heads in the Holy Water as the remaining women then clap in celebration.

Pope: Bless these babies and please bless all these Ladies! AMEN!

Tyler: Thank you guys for coming, we will have appetizers waiting downstairs *hugs Bri*

Devyn Confessional: Mhm, this is the disaster I thought it would be.

Tyler Confessional: Wow, I cant believe that I am the Godmother of this two precious babies. It’s such a huge undertaking *cries*

Just then the scene shifts to the following day where Leah is seen at her home putting the finishing touches on the decorations for her Costume Birthday Party. Once done, we see Leah run towards her bedroom and begin to get ready for the evening. Just then, however, guests begin arriving and we see the Ladies in their costumes and going into the stunning party outside.

Billie Confessional: A costume party for a group of clowns. I think this should be interesting considering some of these girls already wear a costume it’s called two faces. Here’s to Leah’s birthday *raises up red solo cup*

Jac Confessional: Baby when I tell you I was in two minds about coming to this event I was in TWO MINDS! But it’s my girl Leah’s birthday and there is no way I’m going to let the catastrophe that was Brian’s ambush of a christening stop me from celebrating my dear friend

Tre: Wow, Leah did the damn thing.

Brian: Yes, it’s so nice here.

As the women enter the party, we see Billie, Tyler, and Brian off in one area of the party as Kylee, Jac and Tre are in another.

Kylee: Damn Jac Babe! Love the costume. And Tre, I told Billie you were planning to fight her and she basically said she grew up fighting and isn’t a punk. Just wanted you to know. *downs several shots*

Tre: *laughs* Billie does not want it tonight.

Tre Confessional: Billie really doesn’t want this problem okay. Anywho, I bow down to Jacqueline Carter! She’s everything Billie wishes he was at her age! Yasssss ma’am! *snaps*

Tre: Did you see that bitch stealing my look over there? *laughs*

Jac: No Tre girl, I don’t see dead people.

Kylee: Girls, I’m telling you, Billie’s a psycho.

Jac: You girls keep mentioning people I don’t know. I don’t know a Billie or Brian. *laughs*

ACROSS THE PARTY

Billie: Look over there at desperate one, two, and three talking about us girls.

Brian: They don’t bother me Billie. Let them talk. They know where I am if they wanna talk to my face.

Tyler: *looks up from conversation with Zack* What’re they saying? Something about me?

Just then Apollo is seen walking out on a balcony where everyone can see him. He taps on the microphone and says he has an announcement to make.

Billie: Hold on Tyler, let’s listen to Apollo

Apollo: I want everybody to get up and make some fucking noise for my beautiful queen on her birthday. Introducing LEAH!!!

The ladies all applaud and shout for Leah who is then carried in by several shirtless men. The men sit Leah down near the bar and all the Ladies begin to congregate around her to wish her a happy birthday and compliment her costume.

Leah: Thank you all for coming, you all look amazing! Let’s fucking party!

Leah Confessional: Its my birthday! My amazing hubby has transformed our home into a night club! I couldn’t imagine anything more beautiful! I refuse to let anyone or anything get under my skin tonight. I’m having fun and letting these bitches work out their problems like adults! *sips champagne*

Kylee: *to bartender* CAN I GET FOUR MORE TEQUILA SHOTS?

Brian: Ty, I’m not staying too long hun. The sitter can’t stay too long with the babies

Tyler: *begins walking to the bar* I’ll have a round with Kylee. *turns to Brian* Brian, don’t let her make you feel uncomfortable

Billie: I think I need another shot to get through this party. Can I have a shot of gin please

Brian: It’s fine Tyler! I’m not going to stay around for girls to act like this to me!

Jac Confessional: I’m not worried about these girls tonight. I’m worried about having fun and dancing with this cutie *cameras pan to Jac flirting with a young, shirtless man*

Tyler: Kylee love, I’ll be right there. Let me talk to Brian. Bri, please just stay. I know you two love each other. This is all so fucking ridiculous.

Billie: Tyler, Brian and I are getting drunk *walks closer to the bar* We don’t want to engage with trash.

Tyler: Brian, you and your big ass wings are staying out with me tonight!

Just then Kylee hops on the stage and grabs the microphone.

Billie: Oh God, Loud Mouth Kylee on the mic drunk and all.

Tre: *looks at Kylee and looks at Billie talking about Kylee* Please, shut your mouth, someone is about to speak. Stop being rude. *turns around and listens to Kylee*

Kylee: Leah, this is your party, and we’re gonna have fucking FUN tonight! So I want everyone to have like *slurs* 10 tequila shawts! AND GET ON THOSE TABLES! AND DANCE YOU FUCKERS! DANCE FOR LEAH! *takes 3 shots, screams* LETS GET THIS PAWTY STAWDEDDDDDD!!!!!

Brian: *confused* What the hell?

Tre: *as Kylee reapproaches* I want you to know that Billie over there was calling you a loud mouth.

Kylee: She what?

Kylee Confessional: Billie’s such an old tired hooker she can’t just let loose and have FUN. God.

Tre: *walks over to the bar* Billie, is there anything you would like to tell Kylee?

Kylee: Yeah BITCHY! Anything?

Billie: I’m not interested in talking to a drunk and a coke addict. Thank you so much — go do another line and you go take another shot.

Brian: You can’t even put two sentences together. Have some water hun.

Kylee: OH REALLY? WELL MY HUSBAND’S FAITHFUL!? WHY NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT BITCH!

Billie: Bitch your husband just feeds you husband shots and tells you to shut up.

Jac: *rolls eyes* Typical Billie shit talking.

Kylee: KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! *grabs Jac’s whip and points it at Billie* SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME *whips ground* I WAS YOUR FRIEND WHEN EVERYBODY HATED YOU LAST SEASON!

Leah: Woah girls, what is happening?

Billie: Kylee you don’t scare me, you are a drunk and I don’t care what you have to say you bitch I’ll get you locked up

Kylee: *Tre and Jac step between he and Billie* YOU SHUT UP…DIRTY WHORE!

Billie: Keep talking, you’re a drunk.

Kylee is then walked away from the situation to get time to calm down.

Tre: You’ll have Kylee locked up? Look at your husband Billie. He should be locked up.

Billie: Tre, you’re not even married. Why don’t you find a husband?

Tre: Oh I am married hunty, happily married. But are you gonna beat my ass Billie? Did you threaten my mother?

Brian: Tre, stop making up all these lies and rumors!

Tre: You shut up, I’ll get to you next.

Billie: I did not threaten to beat your mother *steps closer to Tre* but I will beat your ass if you threaten to fight me one more time. Kylee sent me a text telling me you were planning on beating me my ass. I’m here bitch. Hit me, I dare you.

Tre: Get out of my face, you waste of sperm

Brian: *gets between the two* STOP!!

Leah: Okay no! No one is fighting in my home. You wanna fight, take it down the street, not here!

Billie Confessional: I grew up in New Jersey Bitch. We can settle this on the corner of government and main Bitch. What’s up?

Billie then walks away from the situation to breathe for a moment.

Tre: Back to you Brian. You are messy, you are disgusting. You run your mouth too much because at the end of the day you and your cousin want me out of Twitter. And guess what, I’m not leaving.

Tyler: *walks over* What is it I want from you?

Brian: Tre out of Twitter? I don’t care where the hell you live! You are so unstable! Just leave us alone!

Tre: Tyler, I feel you aren’t genuine. When you are around Brian, you are are so far up his hairy ass. It’s okay if his husband likes that, but as his cousin? Really Tyler? And Brian sweetie, I’m not unstable. If anything is unstable it’s you embarrassing Jac at your Christening. How dare you?!

Tyler: How fucking dare you, you couldn’t be further from the truth. I welcomed you back into this fucking city with OPEN ARMS! And then you fucked me!

Brian: Since when do you even care about Jac? You spent the year trying to take her down. I have a real past with her. Stay out of our drama.

Jac: *rolls eyes* He cares more about me than you do Brian.

Kylee: Tyler stop, you’re fake as hell around Brian and you know that.

Brian: *grabs purse* Okay, I’m out of here!

Tyler: Kylee, go fucking smoke another cigarette. Bri, stay! Please?

Kylee: *blows smoke in Tyler’s face* Got one right here babe, and I’m not going anywhere

Brian Confessional: I’m not staying here. Tre is trying to have an issue with everyone of us this year. I’m drained. I’m honestly done.

Tre: KYLEE!

Tyler: Oh wow, you are one foul beast!

Kylee: At least I am real!

Tyler: This is ridiculous Kylee, I don’t know what your problem is with me but I’m not doing this *walks away to my husband* Glad to see my friends had my back though *flips the bird towards the women*

Jac: Yeah I’m no longer enjoying this back and forth *walks away and finds guy she was flirting with*

Billie: Brian, lets go this is disgusting. Leah, I’m sorry if I had anything to do with this shit show, but I’m removing myself from this scum.

Brian: Tyler! We are above this! Kylee is a drunk wanting attention. Stop giving in! Let’s GO!

Tyler: Kylee and Tre aren’t running me out of a party honey.

Tre: *walks over* So where are you ladies going?

Billie: Tre, we are leaving you coke whore. We are not interested in doing a line with you *walks away*

As Billie leaves with Brian, we see shots of the divided group with those two leaving while Tyler stands talking with his husband. Elsewhere, we see Jac flirting with a guy and leaving with him as Tre, Kylee, and Leah continue to enjoy themselves as the scene comes to a close.

Devyn Final Confessional: This season has had its ups and downs. I am happier than I’ve ever been. Corey is such an incredible husband and I’m blessed to share my life with him. As far as my life goes, it is shooting off. With Kingdom Bliss getting so popular I rarely have time for a day to day medical practice anymore. After my last few moms have their babies, I’ll be closing my practice to focus on Kingdom Bliss and Corey. Maybe there will be a few little Corey’s or Devyn’s running around soon. We are off to our 3 week honeymoon around the Mediterranean. Bye Twitter!

Billie Final Confessional: Tre, Kylee, and Jac *flips off camera* this is for you. I’m happy and you’re not. I don’t need a man to survive or to rely on, you girls do. I can say I’ve said my peace and I’m good with myself and the lord and that’s all that matters. I don’t need an army to fight my fight.

Brian Final Confessional: This year tore me apart. I lost one of my best friends. But Tyler and I are stronger then ever. And I will forever be grateful for him.

Jac Final Confessional: Look I decided to get the fuck out of there. It had descended into complete chaos and it really goes to show where I am at this year versus where some of these other girls are. It’s been a year of growth and a year of change for Jac. I’ve found my purpose in life and it’s not to be around these women anymore. It’s not to be consumed by this type of petty drama. Honestly who knows if Jacqueline will be back. Who knows

Tre Final Confessional: My comeback to Twitter has been ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! Will I change anything? Of course I would? I would change the fact that I hurt Jac, Kylee, and Leah because they all have good hearts at the end of the day! I’m just luckily that I have seen the true colors of some women here because let’s face it, some women just care about their reputation, but I’m not that person. All and all, I am still that Crazy Spicé an hopefully I’ll reunite with my brother very very soon. *winks towards camera* Just call me the Spicé Lady of Twitter!

Leah Final Confessional: In the end, to me, my party was a success. I know there was drama but it didn’t stop the flow. I didn’t start this journey on good terms but I’m so grateful that I can say I have a real friendship with all the ladies. I don’t agree with or like everything they do but I respect them and they respect me. Twitter is our playground and the D’Vanzo’s are here to stay! Wooo Wooo!

Tyler Final Confessional: <Final Confessional> It’s been a truly crazy year. From settling into my new family life to losing my mom, I’ve truly experienced the highs and lows of life. As far as these ladies go though, I don’t know, the fun just seems to be gone. I love the women I love and I don’t care for several of them *laughs* Who knows what the future holds for me

Tune in next time for Part 1 of the Ladies of Twitter Season 7 Reunion…

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