Season 7: Episode 3 – ‘Dust Up the Loyalty’
As the episode begins, we hear upbeat music alongside shots of each of the women going about their days. Finally, the cameras zoom in on a restaurant where we see Tyler, Brian, and Jac taking their seats around a table, ready to have dinner.
Jac Confessional: Tre’s birthday ended in complete chaos so I’m meeting up with Brian and Tyler because I want to hear Brian’s side of the debacleJac: Hello ladies, how are we?
Tyler: Hello darling, I’m good, still drunk from the other night I think *laughs*
Brian: Well surviving, THAT is how I would say I am.
Jac: Girl, that was a lot the other night! What in the hell happened?
Brian: *looks and points at Jac* you…have no idea what happened before that night. Your little friend Kylee tossed her champagne all over me.
Jac: *taken aback and gently moves Brian’s finger out of my face* there’s no need to point my love. I was just asking what happened
Brian: Well THATs what happened… Kylee walked in guns a blazing because she wasn’t invited to my birthday extravaganza. So I told the bitch she was possessed by Ava, because she was acting like a damn fool.
Brian Confessional: Why would I even invite Kylee to my birthday party? I don’t even know her last name! Is it Kylee FakeItalian?
Jac: I heard a different story my love, something about you throwing cider in her face.
Brian: I dipped my hands in water PLAYFULLY…and spritzed her with water pretending like I was blessing her and trying to get the demons out. Like a couple drops… and she claims that I need to watch my back.
Jac: Sweetheart, you can’t say it was playful if you were trying to cleanse her of demons *laughs* I’m not taking anyone’s side as you know I adore you. I’m just trying to understand how it became so volatile so quickly
Brian: Wait…I can’t say it was playful? Are you god all of the sudden? If I tell you I meant it in a playful way…it is why it is. PLAYFUL. I was laughing.
Jac: Darling, why are you screaming?
Brian: I’m not yelling hunny, I’m distressed and frustrated.
Tyler: I understand why you were distressed but you were pretty loud darling.
Jac: Brian I completely agree that Kylee’s behavior was out of order. I told her that but I don’t think Kylee would just throw a fit like that over nothing
Brian: *shocked* Of course you don’t. How does her ass smell darling? God knows you can’t get further up there.
Tyler: BRIAN!
Jac: *eyes widen* Look, I’m going to chalk that up to you being upset.
Brian: *looks back and forth at Tyler and Jac raising his eyebrow* Ladies. Do you know what the word loyalty means?
Tyler: Brian, stop. I’m on your side. I think what Kylee did was awful, I was there!
Jac: Don’t do this Brian. Please don’t pull that shit out right now. I yelled at Kylee in the back seat of that fucking car for the way she behaved. I’m just trying to understand what happened
Brian: Tyler…where? Where? Where were you? You were there for me AFTER. Would you like a shiny ribbon for sitting next to me on the drive home? *I stand up and grab my bag* I can see where this is going. And I’m just going to leave. *walks away*
Tyler: I was there when she did it, trying to help you dry off too! What is going on? Brian stop *gets up* We’re just talking, it’s a conversation
Jac: Are you serious? *looks at Tyler* Is she serious? What is going on here?
Tyler: *begins chasing Brian* Brian STOP! Don’t do this! What is going? I don’t want you leaving like this. *catches up* I’ve been on your side of this argument, what is happening?
Jac: *catches up to Brian and Tyler* Can we just sit and talk?
Brian: *climbs into the back of his car* I’d rather be dusting my house with the maids instead of being with either of you. *drives away*
Tyler: *mouth drops* What just happened? I don’t want to lose my cousin again Jac. I don’t think I did anything wrong though.
Brian Confessional: It’s clear that these ladies do not have my back. They don’t get me, or where I’m coming from. One day they will realize I was a true friend to them. Until then, you can find me dusting.
As Jac consoles Tyler, the music shifts from ominous to upbeat as the sun rises on Twitter and we see shots of Twitter traffic followed by zooming in on a boutique in the fashion district of Twitter where we see Billie shopping and looking around as Brian walks in the door.
Billie Confessional: Today I invited Brian to one of my friends opening of her boutique, I was thinking maybe this could be a chance for a new start between Brian and I. What’s better than some retail therapy and alcohol!
Billie: How are you?? It’s been too long since we’ve done this
Brian: Seriously, right? I’m good babe, you look amazing!
Billie: As do you. So how are the twins and how is life?
Brian: Twins are gorgeous as can be! I’m in rehearsals for the show!
Billie: That’s awesome. I’m so proud of you. What network are you with? NBC Universal?
Brian: Yess! So I’ve actually been meaning to talk to you about something. It’s been a while and I wanted to apologize about making the whole glass in my arm a bigger deal than it should have been
Billie: I work on the set of NBC as well, you know I’ve quit Twitter Palace — so now I’m doing another show. Oh honey, it’s okay *laughs* Its in the past now. I don’t want to even dwell or go back to the past. Does that sound fair?
Brian Confessional: Oh so I apologize and you get off Scott free bitch?
Brian: Of course, sure!
Billie: And I’m sure I’ve said somethings that you didn’t care for and for that I want to apologize as well. So what did you think of Tre’s party?
Brian: There we go! *giggles* I’ve forgotten it all my love. Well I basically felt like I was at a Zoo and That wild beast Kylee was let free… what the hell?
Billie: Yeah, what is even y’alls problem? I mean I love Kylee and I love you. Like can we fix this?
Brian: She owes me a HUGE apology. Coming after me psychically and making several scenes, throwing drinks in my face…all I did was raise my voice Billie.
Billie: I know Kylee is very erratic, and she knows that. I don’t know maybe she will come her senses if I can talk to her. I agree getting violent is never the answer, trust me I know all to well about violence. If I could go back I would handle things differently and maybe actually listened to everyone.
Brian: I just feel very attacked by you…it’s like you think I did something wrong
Billie: I don’t know how anything I just said would make you feel that way? I just said Kylee is erratic and that is why when you raised your voice, the walls went up and she went into fight or flight mode.
Brian: Well she needs help Billie. One day she will do this to the wrong person.
As the ladies continue shopping and chatting, the scene shifts and we see shots of Twitter from the sky before zooming in on a restaurant in uptown Twitter. There, we see Kylee waiting for someone at the table before seeing Leah pull up in her SUV and walk into the restaurant.
Leah Confessional: Kylee and I go way way way back! So glad to reconnect now that I’m in Twitter and catch up
Leah: Hey Kylee girl! Love this dress on you!
Kylee: Thank you! I love that bag girl! *to waiter* Can I just get a glass of champagne? Thanks!
Leah: And I’ll get a glass of red wine please? Thank you.
Kylee Confessional: Leah and I go WAYYY back, we’re some of the very few Italian girls in Twitter, so we all kinda know each other, and most of us do have some skeletons, but she’s my girl I’m not here to air her dirty laundry out.
Kylee: How are you? How’s Apollo?
Leah: I’m good. We’re good. The kids are good. Just getting adjusted in town. It’s been absolutely crazy
Kylee: Oh I know how it is, when Alexander and I first moved here I was so thankful to have a famous husband because the wives HATED me! How are the kids adjusting? Do they like Twitter’s schools?
Leah: Really! Why? They love it. At least they better! Twitter Private School is $40,000 a year *laughs*
Kylee: Oh because I was outspoken, and called everyone’s bluff but now we’re all good we all got used to each other, and I KNOW prices are CRAZY! When Tiffany and Alex Jr. were in private elementary I was like “This is almost as much as my Birkins.” So what do you think of the girls so far?
Kylee Confessional: I knew Leah’s husband before I knew Leah, and when I met Leah she was I think like, a secretary or something of that sort, she always had TONS of meetings with him and then when she started dating Apollo she quit so *shrugs*
Leah: I think they’re all cool. I’ve not really gotten to know Billie or the other one, what’s her name? The stripper?
Kylee: *laughs* Devyn, I mean she’s on her worldwide apology tour so, I say give her a chance, I LOVE Billie though! We do yoga 3 times a week!
Leah: I should meet her one on one. I’m sure Apollo has thrown some dollars at her on his boys night. *laughs*
Kylee: *laughs* Apollo still in those clubs? Damn I bet that’s who Alexander goes out with! I have to ask, are you still working or are you a full time mom now like me?
Leah: Just a full time mommy. Apollo doesn’t like me to work
Leah Confessional: Apollo is VERY traditional! I take care of the kids, the house…well I hire the staff, and dinner is on the table by 5. That’s my life and I can’t complain. I want for nothing.
Kylee: Oh yeah I sold my company 2 years ago so we should do a playdate with the kids sometime!
Leah: Yes! It would be so great to see them again!
As the ladies begin to depart from the restaurant, hugging one another, the scene shifts to the following day where Leah has decided to host a breakfast for the ladies in the hope of getting to know them better. One by one, the women’s cars begin pulling up the driveway to Leah’s door as the women knock before coming inside.
Leah Confessional: I had such a great time meeting friends of Jac and Kylee that I decided to have a brunch at my home and invite them. Brian declines the invite and a few just didn’t respond…. I won’t take it personal though
Tre Confessional: So today Leah is hosting a breakfast for some of the ladies. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day so who couldn’t pass up this opportunity! Plus, I don’t have to cook breakfast which is a double win for me. *laughs* I do have some things to say to Kylee because at my home after a few drinks she was out of it. I don’t want to label her as an alcoholic, but she definitely can’t control her liquor.
Leah: Hi ladies, come on in!!
Tyler: It’s stunning here for sure, thanks for having me! Here’s a bottle of champagne *hands Leah the bottle*
Leah: *points to server* Grab a mimosa or sangria girls! And then everyone join me out by the pool! I’ve got everything set up.
Kylee: This is STUNNING Leah!
Leah: Thank you, we’re still getting adjusted to Twitter
Jac: Oh girl I hope there is some good food up in here! My girl Kylee loves her carbs *laughs*
Tre: And Kylee loves drinks too…a little too much *smiles*
Kylee: Yes I DO Jac *laughs* And only when I’m not driving Tre
Jac: Was that shade Ms Spice?
Kylee: I take no offense, I’m not blackout right now so shade is fun to me
Tre: I guess it is shade, we are up under the tree being protected by the shade now
Kylee Confessional: Drunk Kylee would’ve knocked her out, one drink Kylee loves the shade from everybody.
Kylee: I’m the first to admit I’m NOT a great drunk. It’s a fact
Tyler: It’s true, she shattered a glass at my housewarming last year *laughs*
Tre: I’m glad you admitted it first because you were stone cold with the alcohol at my party.
Kylee: Oh I know and I want to apologize to you Tre that that happened in your home. Me and Brian haven’t been good and I had been taking tequila shots at the bar so, bad mix right there.
Leah: Tequila is a truth serum. *laughs*
Jac: Maybe get reacquainted with the group before you start throwing shade my love
Tre: I don’t think I need advice, but I thank you for it. I know how to handle a group full of women.
Jac: It wasn’t advice my love. It was a suggestion. Just because you throw one mediocre party doesn’t mean you can start making insinuations
Tre: Well anyways. I accept your apology Kylee! *gets up to hug Kylee* That actually means a lot because I didn’t know if I needed whoop some ass or not. *laughs*
Tre Confessional: I honestly think Jac needs to keep her mouth closed. Just because you finally opened a business doesn’t give you the right to think you know everything. Maybe go to the next level in the Spelling Bee and we might take you seriously.
Kylee: *hugs & laughs* Gurll we can fight! I’m a fighter haven’t ya heard? *laughs*
Leah: Not on my lawn girls. The landscaper is on vacation.
Jac: Don’t wear white around her. She might throw red wine in your face *laughs*
Kylee: ONE TIME! ONE TIME JAC! *laughs*
Tre: I can fight too boo, but I’m not trying to fight you Twitter hoes. *laughs* I have bigger things to worry about.
Tyler: Like?
Tre: I don’t wanna talk about it because if I do I’m gonna get upset and I don’t want to be ganged up on by being vulnerable. I think you guys would be nicer to me with that, but let’s talk about something else though. Tyler, I heard you and Billie were talking outside my front door.
Tyler: We did *sips mimosa* And it didn’t end with a purse upside a head either.
Kylee: Oh so you two are good now?
Tyler: I told him the same thing that I told Devyn, it’s an uphill battle to get a friendship back, but I have no problem saying hello. He had some ridiculous reason for not speaking to me until the end of the party though *laughs* Said he was scared of how I’d react like I’m this big, scary bitch
Jac: I do think they seem sincere. After they dropped by the pop up event I held the other week they’ve both reached out so I’m in the same boat with ty. Slow and steady
Tyler: Exactly. I told them just that, if we stay good, we’re good. Have you spoken to Brian since the other day, Jac?
Jac: I haven’t! Girls, he stormed out of a lunch with Tyler and I and said he’d rather be at home dusting then be in our presence
Tyler: I took off my shoes and chased him through the restaurant *laughs*
Tre: My goodness. What did y’all do to piss him off? Mention Kylee? No tea, no shade.
Tyler: He was annoyed I didn’t get into it. I mean I obviously have my opinions, but he was upset that nothing was said.
Jac: We tried to get to the bottom of their problem
Kylee: I don’t care to talk about Brian honestly so Leah tell us a little bit about yourself, we didn’t really get to talk at Tre’s.
Jac: Anyways yes Ms Leah, what are your first impressions of my friends?
Leah: Well this is definitely a lively group to say the least.
Just then, Leah’s husband Apollo comes out, having just worked out in their basement gym.
Tre: Oh, who is that man? *giggles*
Leah: *runs to her husband* BABE!! Everyone, this is my husband Apollo!
Tyler: *laughs at Tre* Hi Apollo, lovely to meet you, you have a gorgeous home
Tre: I’m shook! *shakes Apollo’s hand* I’m Tre, nice to meet you.
Jac: Can someone get Tre a napkin? She’s drooling over Apollo *laughs*
Tyler: *to Apollo and Leah* We’ll have to go out on a double date sometime darlings.
Tre: I’m married bitch don’t do it, now back in day maybe so… *bursts out laughing*
Jac Confessional: Tre…married? Has it stopped him before *places hand on chin and pretends to think*
Leah: Ladies, this has been so much fun *laughs* Thank you all for coming out!
Leah Confessional: *producer asks if Leah is threatened by Tré flirting with Apollo* Threatened by what? I enjoy having some eye candy in my man. You can look just don’t touch, it you don’t want to end up with nubs
As the ladies say their goodbyes and begin to leave Leah’s House, the camera pans out to show an aerial view of the city of Twitter as the scene and episode end.
NEXT TIME ON LADIES OF TWITTER
Tyler’s Annual Christmas Party is filled with drama and tension as the ladies try and sort out their issues. Elsewhere, two women try to mend past burnt bridges. And will a double date get awkward when a third couple shows up to dine?
