Season 8, Episode 9: ‘The Premiere Passout’
Previously on Ladies of Twitter…the Ladies traveled to Kentucky, but the trip had a rocky start as four of the Ladies went out for drinks, which quickly turned into drama causing Leah to storm out of the bar. As Tyler and Sophie went horseback riding to clear the air, but the shade and digs seemed to cause more tension. Then, as Tanya and Nick arrived late, Tanya came with tea that threatens to derail Brian’s live taping at the Derby.
As the episode begins, we see the Ladies beginning to get ready to go down to the Derby where Brian will be hosting his show live for the first time. We see the ladies getting into their nice dresses before getting into their SUVs to head over to the Derby. They head over to the tent where the show is getting ready to begin.
Brian Confessional: Today is the day! YIKES! I am ready to take on this new adventure!
Tanya Confessional: It’s the day of the big Kentucky Derby and I’m SO excited to just enjoy it & have fun with the ladies. However, this tea that I have could cause MAJOR drama. But it’s not my fault… don’t shoot the messenger people!
Brian: Hi ladies! Grab a mimosa and take a seat!
Tyler: Congratulations on this big milestone my love!
Nick: It smells like horse shit…Brian, where the hell have you brought me?
Brian: *motions Nick over to a bar on the side* Come over here for a minute. *hugs Nick* I’m nervous but I wanted to do a toast with just you and me.
Nick: Brian, you are the sweetest! I can’t believe they serve toast here!
Brian: Cheers to real friends, thank you for being here and always having my back.
Nick Confessional: I’ve never been to the Derby, but people act like it’s the event of the year. I’m just here to have a few cocktails.
Leah: Are you okay, Tyler love?
Tyler: Marvelous *laughs* You’re here with me *smiles* We are twinning!
Leah Confessional: Really Bri? A private toast with Nick? You’ve invited all of us here and can’t include us?
Leah: Ty, some shit’s supposed to be hitting the press today according to Tanya. It’s…….bad
Tyler: What? What are you talking about?
Tanya: *walks over with Sophie* Leah, I heard you…ladies, we need to talk…it’s hitting the press in the next few minutes…it’s all about Brian.
Just then, as the camera pans to confused looks on Tyler and Sophie’s faces, Brian and the producers begin having everyone take their seats as the show is set to begin.
Tyler: Oh God help us all…
Brian then runs out into the set prepared as the audience begins applauding with several of the ladies looking clearly uncomfortable.
Brian: HELLO HELLO HELLLLLOOOOO, Welcome to Getting Social with Brian Social. *audience and ladies are seen applauding*
Sophie Confessional: What Sophie won’t do is get in the middle of this because this is none of my business, nor do I want to be involved in these ladies gossiping about Brian.
Tyler Confessional: I'm not touching this rumor with a 32-foot pole.
Brian: I’m so glad to be here with you all! My new show is all about love, love, love! I will have guests on the show here and there and I can’t wait for you to meet all my friends!
Tanya: *whispers to Leah* What should we do?
Leah: *gets Page Six Google alert* Oh my God, it’s out… *shows Tanya phone*
Tanya: Oh shit…
Brian: *sees the ladies but continues* Okay ladies let’s talk about Wendy Williams! Thoughts on her divorce girls!!!?? *gives the mic to Sophie*
Sophie: Whatever makes Wendy Williams happy, I support it. She’s done the right thing by getting rid of that liar and cheater. Power to the women!
Brian: YASS THAT'S WHAT WE CALL WOMEN EMPOWERMENT!
Nick: *sees alert and puts the phone back in her purse* YES! It’s all about supporting other women!
Brian: Let’s all stay out of Wendy’s life y’all! Lets giddy on up to our partners and enjoy this commercial break! *cameraman says cut*
Nick Confessional: My heart is breaking for my good Judy Brian. But this is his day and I’m not going to bring it up!
Brian: Hi ladies, are we all good? I saw some of you looking at your phones…
Tyler: I’m great, you nailed it doll.
Tanya: Brian, we’re not all good…and you’re not good Brian.
Leah: *hugs Brian* I’m so sorry Brian…
Nick: Tanya! NOT NOW!
Tanya: *hands Brian her phone with article pulled up* Look at this…I’m sorry.
Nick: *pushes over and hugs Brian* It’s okay Brian, I’m here.
Tanya: Nick was supposed to tell you before this, but I guess he didn’t…
Nick: Tanya, you’re a real bitch for doing that.
Brian: Nick and I are extremely close, you bitch. Now leave.
Tanya: Excuse me? I’m just here trying to help you Brian…I’m letting you know what is out there.
Tyler: But now probably wasn’t the best time to say it *shrugs*
Brian: You are not wanted here. You are hurting me on purpose on my day.
Tanya: Me?! Girl, calm down! I’m just trying to help. If NICK would have told you then I wouldn’t have to do this
Leah: You’ve got to go back on the air! *cameraman begins motioning for Brian*
Brian: *runs to the front of the audience* AND WE ARE BACK! *looks into camera* We are here now with the…the Jockey star *looks around puzzled*
Leah: Oh God, he’s breaking on Live TV.
Sophie Confessional: I personally think some of the ladies got together and was waiting to nail Brian. Yeah, we’ve got her on something, and why not embarrass her, at her premiere. And then they act like that don’t have a clue as if they were helping.
Brian: We are…does someone have water? *faints, collapsing onto the ground*
Tyler: Oh my GOD! BRI! Is he okay?
Nick: Of course he’s not okay, Tyler. Everyone get out of the way! I’m a nurse! *runs to Brian*
Sophie: Brian, can you hear me? Brian?
Brian: *eyes begin to open* Hi…hi…I’m so embarrassed.
Nick: It’s okay honey, we will say your blood sugar bottomed out
Tyler: Oh thank God. It’s okay, we’re just glad you’re awake now
Brian: I am so embarrassed. My career. It’s…over. You win, you win Leah.
Nick: *pulls unidentified pill from bag* Here, take this, it’s an upper.
Leah: Brian, stop it! This is about you!
Leah Confessional: Imagine Brian talking about Wendy Williams as news of his marriage ending is made public….then like Wendy, he faints.
Brian: *medics arrive* Please let me leave now…I want to go to my room.
Sophie: And look what you ladies did to Brian…
Leah: You ladies?! You’re blaming us for fucking news Sophie? And I didn’t tell Brian this news.
Tyler: I mean this certainly wasn’t the place for the news.
Sophie: Yes, you ladies! Meaning more than one Leah. Are you deaf as well as dumb too?
Nick: *Brian being taken by medics* Sophie, be a doll and grab Brian’s things.
Sophie: *grabs Brian’s things* It didn’t need to come out this way. Shame on you all! *runs after Brian*
Leah: Shut the fuck up, dumb bitch. How stupid can you be? We all have Brian’s best interest at heart. You barely know him. Stop looking for a moment. Come on LADIES, let’s go back and make sure he’s okay.
Sophie: Brian are you okay? Do you need me to drive you back to the hotel and away from those ladies? So much for a cousin who just sits there and watches….*shakes head*
Sophie Confessional: And where’s Tyler? Oh, she fucking stayed with the pack who organized the BS.
Brian: I’m fine, please just Nick and Sophie with me
Tyler: *walks over* Okay then, I’m going home. Let me know if you need anything, Brian
Brian: Oh Tyler, there you are. Thank you, hun…
Nick: I think I’ve got it covered from here on, but I’ll let you know if Brian needs lunch
Tanya: Ty, why aren’t you able to be with Brian? That's bullshit…If Nick would have told him, NONE of this would have happened
Tyler: I’m used to it, it’s fine, I’m not starting anything.
Leah: *grabs Tyler’s hand* He’s going to be fine Tyler. Let’s just go.
Sophie: *hugs Brian* You want a cigarette or anything B?
Nick: Sophie, I need one. Brian nearly gave me a heart attack!
Sophie: *hands Nick 2 cigarettes* You’ll need more than one babe.
Tanya: *walks over* Brian, do you need anything? I’m sorry this had to happen on your special day, but it’s all Nick’s fault. He clearly wanted to sabotage you.
Brian: I just need air and space. Nick and I are extremely close, leave it at that.
Nick: Tanya, wow, just WOW! You’ve got nothing else to do so you accuse me of sabotaging Brian?
Tanya: Well you guys are SO close that he couldn’t tell you this before tonight?
Brian: I barely know you. LEAVE!
Sophie: Nick, don’t just blame Tanya, hold Leah accountable too. She’s just standing there acting innocent per usual.
Tyler: This is too much girls…
Leah: BITCH! I had nothing to do with this!
Brian: I am ILL!
Tanya: It’s not Leah’s fault, she had nothing to do with it…
Leah: Tanya told Nick and I, and Nick asked us to say nothing.
Nick: THANK YOU LEAH!
Sophie: Of course you didn’t Leah, of course. *rolls eyes*
Leah: You’re clueless you dumb hag. Don’t rope me into this bullshit. Crawl back up Brian’s ass where you belong
Tanya: Nick asked us not to say anything because he wanted Brian to feel sabotaged once the news came out
Sophie: Maybe I will…Roping you straight into the shit you caused, absolutely because she’s the shit in this group. Smelling just like the horses.
Brian: If you all can’t get along, then you ALL need to leave! This is my personal business that I neither will confirm nor deny.
Nick: God, this is insanity. ENOUGH!
Leah: Go fuck yourself before we need another stretcher for you. I’m tired of this raggedy ann looking cunt. Do you want to go bitch? Let’s go *takes off earrings* Let’s show what you learned in prison
Sophie: *flips hair* I love it sweet cheeks. *blows air kiss to Leah* So broke and bothered.
Nick: Brian is hurting and in pain! Sophie and I are taking Brian back to the hotel, and we can discuss this later. And Tanya, make no mistake we will be talking later. If not directly, then through our lawyers
Brian: Tyler, take Leah out of here NOW! Take Leah back to the horse stables so she can be with her brothers and sisters.
Leah: *shocked at Brian* Really Brian? Wow. I guess Sophie’s manipulation is in full effect. Wow, great, yeah let’s go.
Tyler: Okay, I’ll take her back to the hotel. Bri, if you need anything, you can call me.
Nick Confessional: The last place Leah needs to go is to the stables. She’s already stolen the hair from one horse! All the horses will be freezing saying “that mean lady stole all my hair”
Sophie: *motions Nick and Brian into SUV* Come on ladies! We’re leaving that silly, jealous, cow. So much for a good afternoon right?
Leah: Bitch. I’ll wreck you. Go back and ask daddy for your medical bills fuckin with me
Tyler: LEAH, WE ARE LEAVING *walks out dragging Leah by the arm* Well that was terrible
Leah: *inside their SUV* Fuck that cunt and fuck Brian for saying that shit. Sophie has got him on the same drugs she uses. That’s probably why he fainted. Whoever doesn’t see the manipulation is as dumb as she is.
Sophie Confessional: And now she wants to fight me? Make no mistake I will still flip you around, in Gucci and all.
Brian: Girls, I need sleep. Call my manager and tell him he needs to be on the next flight here.
Brian Confessional: I’m so embarrassed…my career is truly over after this.
As all the Ladies drive away from the Derby, the scene and episode end.
Next Time on Ladies of Twitter…as the Ladies conclude their trip to Kentucky, the absence of the host creates more conflict and questions amongst the Ladies. Back in Twitter, the Ladies attempt to quash longtime feuds amongst themselves, hoping to pave a new path forward following Kentucky.