Season 9, Episode 4: ‘Diamonds and Drama’
Previously on Ladies of Twitter…Devyn and Tyler met up and discussed Pat’s allegations, but Tyler’s financial troubles left a dark cloud over the meeting. Brian revealed the struggles of his divorce as proceedings continued with his ex. At Nina’s fashion show, trouble arose as Pat’s discussion of Leah and Tyler caused major arguments, leaving Ladies upset and storming out of the event.
As the episode begins, we see shots of the Ladies going about their days. Tyler is seen helping customers in his store, while Brian is seen working at his desk in his office. The camera then shifts and we see Leah driving her children to school, Devyn working with patients, and Nina working on sketches for new designs. The scene then shifts and we see Pat in her kitchen, preparing breakfast.
Pat: JOEY! Breakfast is ready, come on down.
Pat Confessional: Moving back to Twitter had been a rough road thus far but completely worth it for my son.
Pat: So what do we need to get for your dorm room?
Joey: Just a few things but I met a few friends at orientation so we gonna look at some stuff together.
Pat Confessional: My son Joey is headed into his first year of college here in Twitter. I’m so proud of him and his hard work.
Joey: Mom, do you have any plans today?
Pat: I have a few clients to meet up with this week for the party planning business, but actually I also have some girlfriends coming over later on for a jewelry party
Joey: *sighs* Sound like fun mom.
Patrick: Well I have to do whatever I can for your tuition. The football scholarship was amazing babe but you need a lot of shit! *laughs*
Joey: Love you mom *kiss on forehead* I’m going to meet up with my friends.
Patrick: I love you, son, have fun.
As the scene shifts, we see the scene shift to a bar downtown. There, we see Tyler sitting at a hightop table by the bar looking over the drink menu. Just then, Nina and Leah arrive and they head over to the table Tyler is sitting at.
Leah Confessional: After that mess at Nina’s event I’m glad Tyler, Nina, and I will get some time away so I can apologize and clear the air.
Leah: Hi girlies!
Nina: Hello, hello! How was everyone’s day?
Tyler: Not too bad, just managed the store and placed some orders for new stuff. I’m working on a new collection, but with all that’s happening outside work, that’s slow-moving. Damn, you girls both look so cute and I look like I just came out of a KMart clearance rack.
Nina: *orders a drink* Tyler, what’s happening?!?! You’re in a mess girl!
Leah: Oh Ty, you look amazing
Tyler: Just trying to stand by my man as he goes through everything *sighs*
Leah: How is it going?
Tyler: It ebbs and flows. They’re in the trial phase now so, for the time being, it’s more watching things unfold
Nina: *sips drink* Soooo Zack is guilty?
Tyler: Well *eyes widen* I don’t think so, but that’s not for me to decide. That’s for a jury. My opinion is largely irrelevant aside from my actions beside my husband
Leah: Have you thought if he is convicted? Like he could go to prison
Tyler: I think of it more than you know…
Nina: Do the children know?
Tyler: I just say prayers to keep my family together *tears up* I mean, they know he’s having some troubles, but they aren’t really affected as much because they only spend half their time around it
Leah Confessional: I really hate to press Tyler about it but you have to think about everything in this situation. If Zack is found guilty, he’s going to prison. You’ve gotta face that reality that it’s possible
Leah: Well hopefully he’s a lot calmer around the kids than he was with Brian and me.
Tyler: Honey…he just has a lot going on and a lot has happened between him and Brian. He doesn’t think Brian is healthy to be around
Leah: I can see that….
Tyler: I mean, frankly, I told Brian to stop being so stupid the other night at Nina’s event...
Leah: *nearly chokes on drink* You what? *laughs*
Tyler: He said maybe I should hear that new chick out. I told him I had no interest
Leah: What new chick? Pat? *eye roll*
Tyler: Whatever her name is. I met her for the first time and she told Nina to throw me out *shakes head*
Nina: I have a question about one of these ladies and I need all the dirt *laughs* Is Devyn always so loud and obnoxious? *sips drink*
Leah: Is water wet? Is a pig’s pussy pork?
Tyler: *giggles* Well…Devyn and I had problems in the past. She’s…messy at times
Nina: I was so bothered by her making a scene at my event. I need to address it with her that it was not cute and her eyeshadow was fugly
Tyler: She just blurts out what she’s thinking for sure.
Nina: Clearly she needs the attention her man isn’t giving her. *laughs*
Tyler: She came to me the other day about whatever her name is and her allegations about me. This girl doesn’t even know me. Like why is she out here telling stories about me,
Nina: So Devyn is playing the middle man? Between you and Patrick. Because Patrick is swearing up and doesn’t that Devyn is his new bestie
Nina Confessional: Devyn is like an annoying little fly you want to swat at.
Tyler: And not so much middle man, she just sorta spilled tea that Tanya and the other girl had been discussing.
Nina: So spill…
Tyler: They both came into Devyn’s office for Botox or something and they were chatting. Apparently Tanya has wanted to know about whatever Patty Cake knew about Leah
Nina: I’m sorry who is Tanya? Like I’ve heard this name a few times and still can’t put a face to it.
Tyler: And then, what’s the name? Patrick? Anyway, whoever, they started spilling about Leah and about how she must be out to get me *laughs* Tanya owns salons around town. Caramel complexion. She was at your event
Nina: My assistant sent out invites I didn’t
Leah: Tanya is….sweet. A little dingy
Tyler: These days, she’s seemingly sly.
Nina: Tanya just needs to stay in the background. She has no business in the big girls league. She’s not even memorable.
Leah: Well Patrick is trying to build an army against me and it won’t work
Nina: As for Devyn…. she is a complete and utter mess. Like how are you so involved in Patrick and Leah’s drama? And to think, she’s a doctor.
Tyler: So Leah…I’ve got to ask. What article are you sending out about me this week?
Leah: *laughs* Oh I don’t probably that you’re broke or something…
Tyler Confessional: These girls want to tear apart Leah and I Because we stick together, but you can’t break this with a fake rumor.
Leah: Like seriously? Pat is delusional. Just like she was in college… only this time she isn’t having a train ran on her by the basketball team
Nina: So what is true and what is fake? I’m clearly stuck in the middle here because I love you both.
Leah: There’s no way Apollo could be that child’s father. It’s hysterical. She should call Maury
Tyler: I made that joke to Devyn *laughs* This girl wandered onto the wrong show
Nina: But you stole him from her right?
Leah: She’d have to have him in order for me to steal him.
Tyler: Did he ever ya know…dip his pen in the ink?
Leah: Pat was an ugly duckling nerd who tutored everybody and Apollo was friendly. That's it….never did anything. She is just grasping at straws on who could be the daddy
Nina: So she doesn’t even have a clue who it could be? What a whore!
Tyler: Nina, you gotta get this friend of yours in check *laughs*
Leah: Seriously because she’s got the wrong girl. If she wants a war, I’ll give her a war
Nina: *sighs* See now I’m so confused by all this messiness. I can’t choose a side because it’s just so like left like an open book. Like I believe you both because I feel like neither of you would lie to me
Leah: Check your friend Nina. She’s known for lying. I always say. Never trust anybody with a 2-centimeter forehead
Tyler: Or with a voice like nails on a chalkboard…where is she from? The pits of hell?
Nina: You two are a riot! Let’s get outta here!
Tyler Confessional: I’ve got my girl Leah’s back and she’s got mine. *shrugs* What can I say?
Tyler: Yes, let’s go! This was fun!
As the scene shifts, we see the sunset in Twitter. The cameras then shift to Pat’s home, where he is preparing a jewelry party for some of the Ladies. Nina then walks into the house, followed by shots of Devyn and Casey knocking on the door.
Devyn Confessional: Let’s face it, I’m only here because Pat asked me to be. I already know my stay will be short-lived. Stupidity can be contagious and its time for a new vaccine. The good doctor is ordering this for herself. *laughs*
Pat Confessional: A few of the girls are coming over today to check out some jewelry a close friend of mine is selling. I’m excited to see the ladies and catch up with hopefully no drama! *laughs*
Devyn: Hi Nina, the world is your runway, huh?
Nina: I mean, look at me, of course, it is! Can I get a chardonnay please, Pat?
Pat: Coming right up babe!
Casey: Pat, I thought I was in the wrong house, but I found it! This place is so huge!
Pat: I’m so glad you're all here. Of course, I invited all the girls but I guess they couldn’t make it. *laughs*
Nina: *looks around* Where is everywhere?
Nina Confessional: Umm I thought this was a party?
Casey: Maybe they’ll be coming a bit late…Nina, l I am in love with this look!
Devyn: Pat, it’s for the best honey. Homes seem to be war zones with this group.
Pat: *looks at Nina* Unfortunately, I think it’s better. Like Devyn said. There’s a lot of drama right now. But who needs those Heffers? *laughs* I got you pretty ladies!
Devyn: Tell me about this jewelry. Last time I saw y’all it was swimsuits. Tonight, it’s jewelry. We are running a regular old QVC infomercial at this point.
Casey: You got that right, Patrick! *nods*
Pat: *looks at Devyn* A close friend of mine has designed all the pieces here tonight. 50% of the profit goes to Breast cancer research as she is a survivor! it’s a truly great story!
Nina: Good thing it’s just us then. Because *looks at Devyn* I have a little bone to pick with you… a tiny one very tiny but bothersome *giggles*
Devyn: What Nina?
Pat Confessional: A little bone? Can we just have a nice night Nina? *laughs*
Pat: Casey, I have a piece that would look AMAZING on you babe!
Devyn: Just sent money for my pieces on PayPal honey.
Nina: Well *leans over the counter and sips my wine* I really didn’t appreciate the way you acted out of…character, let’s say, at my event the other night. I mean like that’s my business, my money, my checks that you’re messing with. I wouldn’t come into your doctor's office popping off about someone’s personal business that has nothing to do with me.
Devyn: Sorry not sorry. The people bought your budget swimsuits. Anything else?
Devyn Confessional: Look I’m not apologizing to anybody that doesn’t pay my bills. If she doesn’t like that…. tough titty.
Nina: Don’t be talking about budgets because if we are then you shouldn’t even be at this jewelry, honey. *looks at the jeweler* Is layaway an option?
Pat: Let’s take out drinks and sit outside by the fire pit. I wanted to talk about the other night anyway, but not in front of the jewelers.
Devyn: Nina, I’ve already paid for one of everything. I’m a rich bitch.
Nina: *puts a finger up towards Patrick* Let me say what I have to say.
Devyn: Not shushing somebody in their own home…not at my house. NOPE.
Pat: I haven’t stopped you from talking babe, I just think you are placing blame on the wrong person
Devyn: Pat making all kinds of sense. *looks at Nina* Nina wants this smoke apparently.
Nina: And when I shoot I aim to kill. Try. Me.
Pat Confessional: Nina is my friend, I love her dearly, but she’s wrong here.
Nina Confessional: This lady is crazy and too old to be trying a young woman like me.
Devyn: Nina, baby, your idle threats don’t bother me. I’ll break your twig sized ass in half.
Pat: Woah girls. Let’s relax a second. Let’s talk about this.
Devyn: *whispers* That’s not a threat. It’s a promise. *walks off*
Nina: *laughs* I don’t care if you’re as big as this house, I’m not scared of you DR. DEVYN.
Casey: *looks to Patrick* Maybe we shouldn’t have drinks at this event…
Pat: Was this confrontation aided by your lunch with certain individuals today? I remember you mentioning it.
Devyn: Of course it was Pat. Somebody gassed her up.
Nina: I don’t need to be gassed up Devyn. Pat, I mean I could tell you but then *waves off towards Devyn* loud mouth over there might scream it at the top of her lungs at another event.
Devyn: I just might Nina. So come correct or don’t come at all.
Pat: Let’s just all take a breath. What was said today?
Nina: Leah said you were never with Apollo and there is no chance in hell that he is the father of your son.
Pat: *to Nina* What else is new?
Casey: Oh Leah said that?
Nina: I asked her if she stole him from you and she said, “You can’t take something you never had.”
Devyn: A simple DNA test will put it all to bed. Leah can have Apollo meet you down at the clinic and y’all will know in 48 hours.
Nina: SHUT UP! I’m talking to my friend Patrick! Stop talking.
Pat: Let me just say something to all of you. I have proof, legitimate proof. But after the party the other night. I need a break from that drama it got very ugly
Devyn: Nina, show some damn self-respect. You over here all in everybody else’s business when you should be gossiping about her own tabloid drama.
Pat: Nina, don’t be rude to Devyn. She had my back the other night after Leah said those thinks about MY CHILD *tears up*
Devyn: I sure did Patrick, and Nina was nowhere to be found.
Casey: Who was the one who brought it up that night Patrick? Answer that
Nina: Because it was my FUCKIN event I didn’t have the time to insert myself in the drama that ISN’T ABOUT ME
Pat: Casey, I honestly don’t remember, that night is a blur and I truly want to get all of it out of my head.
Devyn: Tanya brought it up on the sly and I put it all out there.
Pat: So Nina, where is Tyler?
Devyn: Looking for a loyal friend.
Casey: I haven’t seen Tyler in days! We were supposed to go for drinks but no replies.
Nina: Tyler didn’t want to come because you attacked her, plain and simple, Patrick. And she’s under tons of stress because of the lawsuit with her husband. I think he’s going down and going to see a hefty amount of time
Devyn: Find Leah and you find Tyler. Tyler is desperate for loyalty. I’m not surprised she’s being naive about Lilo and her stitch of lies to the National Enquirer.
Pat: I didn’t attack her! If anything, I wanted to help her. What’s with this chick? She’s got so many issues at home that her judgment is completely clouded?
Casey: I would be feeling the same way…it wasn’t the best way to meet Tyler. She will hold it over you for years! I like Tyler though.
Devyn: The truth always comes out Pat. Tyler will see it.
Nina: Neither you or Tyler gave each other a chance, to be honest.
Devyn Let’s be honest Pat gave Tyler a Chance.
Pat: I would love to meet her but unfortunately when Leah stops walking she ends up, up her ass! I would love to have all the girls over. I truly just want to move on for now. Let’s just try to be cordial. The other night was so dark.
Devyn: *phone rings* It’s my husband, Dr. Moore. I have to go. Patrick, I have personal news. Call me later. I want to share. *walks out* Bye Casey and NeedALife.
Devyn Confessional: Nina is a has-been that needs a life. Her personal life is on the cover of every magazine and she’s back here trying to regain control of her life. Twitter ain’t the same. Bitch better watch her step.
Pat: Thanks for coming, Devyn! I’ll call you babe! *air kiss*
Nina: Patrick, your friend better watch it, I’m warning you now. I play dirty, Casey knows.
Casey: *nods* Yes, yes, she’s put me in my place so many times!
Pat: I know, Nina. I just really appreciated it when Devyn was there for me after your show. She didn’t need to do that.
Nina: *pulls out Amex* I’ll take the emerald diamond bracelet and teardrop earrings, please!
Pat: So that was all that was said at lunch?
Nina: *shrugs* I think so I was kinda tipsy already going off on my rants. We did more drinking than eating. *laughs*
Pat: *laughs* Let’s ring you both up! Thanks so much for coming girls, I love you both so much
Nina Confessional: This was an eventful evening and I got a lot off my chest. Dr. Devyn can suck my dick.
As the ladies wrap up and head out of Pat’s home, the scene and episode end.
Next time on Ladies of Twitter…Devyn considers expanding her business. Elsewhere, Nina sits down with Tanya still attempting to understand what happened at her fashion show. Finally, when Brian throws a party to celebrate his talk show, the Ladies are all in one room once more and their old drama continues to cause trouble.